Looking to make your boyfriend smile from miles away? These jokes to tell your boyfriend over text are the perfect way to add a little fun, flirtation, and laughter to his day. They’re sweet, clever, and guaranteed to brighten up even the most ordinary conversations.
From pun-filled one-liners to cute, cheeky quips, each joke is crafted to make him laugh—and maybe even fall for you a little more. So grab your phone, pick your favorite, and get ready to send some smile-worthy texts his way!
Contents
- 1 Flirty Jokes to Make Him Laugh
- 2 How to Make a Guy Laugh Really Hard Over Text
- 3 Short Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend Over Text
- 4 Flirty Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend Over Text
- 5 Funny Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend Over Text
- 6 Long Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend Over Text
- 7 Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend to Make Him Laugh
- 8 One Liner Jokes for Boyfriend
- 9 Funny Q&A Jokes for Boyfriend
- 10 Cute Jokes to Text Your Boyfriend
- 11 Short and Sweet Boyfriend Jokes
- 12 Clever Jokes to Impress Your Boyfriend
- 13 Cheesy Jokes to Make Him Smile
- 14 Playful Puns to Share with Your Boyfriend
- 15 Witty Jokes for Texting Your Boyfriend
- 16 Romantic Jokes to Brighten His Day
- 17 Light-Hearted Jokes for Your Boyfriend
- 18 Silly Jokes to Send to Your Boyfriend
- 19 Hilarious One-Liners for Texting
- 20 Quick Jokes to Share with Your Boyfriend
- 21 Amusing Jokes to Lighten the Mood
Flirty Jokes to Make Him Laugh
These jokes are smooth, sweet, and just the right amount of spicy. Great for sending a flirty wink his way without being too cheesy.
– Are you a magician? Because whenever you’re around, everything else disappears.
– I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together — and it’s adorable.
– Do you believe in love at first text?
– You must be Wi-Fi… because I’m feeling a strong connection.
– Are you an angel? Because I’m falling.
– You’re the only guy I’d share my fries with… and that’s saying a lot.
– I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
– Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
– You’re so sweet, you’re giving my phone a sugar crash.
– If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
– Are we at the gym? Because you’ve got my heart doing cardio.
– You’re like my favorite song — stuck in my head all day.
– Warning: I might flirt a little too much today. And by “might,” I mean “definitely will.”
– I didn’t believe in perfect until I typed your name.
– Did it hurt? When you fell into my DMs?
– If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine lives texting you.
– Are you a Google search? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been looking for.
– You’re so cute, you made me forget my pickup line.
– If being cute was a crime, you’d be serving life.
– I think my phone’s in love with yours — they keep vibing.
– I was going to play hard to get… then I saw your texts.
– Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
– Can you stop being so adorable? It’s distracting.
– I was going to flirt with someone else, but then I remembered standards.
– Are you a charger? Because without you, I’d die.
– I’m not texting anyone else… because nobody else is you.
– You had me at “hey.”
– Can I borrow your hoodie… and maybe your heart?
– Our texts should be a rom-com.
– You’re the jelly to my peanut butter, even through the screen.
– Your name is in my phone under “heart thief.”
– Wanna come over and help me decide what to text you next?
– If I had a rose for every flirty text, I’d have a garden.
– Are we texting or starting a fairy tale?
– You make emojis jealous.
– If we were emojis, we’d be ❤️ and 😏.
– I text you because calling would reveal how nervous I sound.
– This is me pretending I didn’t wait all day for your reply.
– You’ve got me texting with heart eyes.
– I don’t always flirt… but when I do, it’s with you.
– Are you moonlight? Because you’re making my night.
– I thought I was clever… until I tried to impress you with jokes.
– We’re so cute, even autocorrect ships us.
– Can you text me something boring so I stop blushing?
– I’m not clingy, I’m just dedicated to texting excellence.
– You must be tired — you’ve been running through my notifications all day.
– I need a password reset… because I forgot everything after your last message.
– I was going to send a boring meme, but then I thought… better send you.
– Your texts are better than coffee. And I love coffee.
– Flirting with you over text should be a sport. I’d win gold.
How to Make a Guy Laugh Really Hard Over Text
These are the laugh-out-loud types—the ones that catch him off guard and leave him replying with “😂” or “you’re insane.”
– I tried to organize a hide-and-seek contest… but good players are hard to find.
– I’m reading a book about anti-gravity — it’s impossible to put down.
– I told my plants I loved them… now they won’t leaf me alone.
– I got a job at a bakery… because I kneaded dough.
– I used to play piano by ear… now I use my hands.
– I told my phone a joke. It froze. I guess it couldn’t handle the punchline.
– I was going to tell you a joke about pizza… but it’s a little cheesy.
– I’m on a seafood diet — I see food and I eat it.
– I told my therapist about you… she’s proud of my taste.
– I asked Siri how to make you laugh. She said, “Try harder.”
– I didn’t fall for you… I tripped over your profile picture.
– I tried to come up with a joke about elevators… but it had too many levels.
– I asked the librarian for books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
– I told a joke about construction… but I’m still working on it.
– I tried to write a pun about clocks. It was about time.
– I was going to text you a joke about paper… but it’s tearable.
– I told a joke in class once… now I’m the head of the pun-itentiary.
– I applied to be a mirror salesman… I could really see myself in it.
– I named my dog “Five Miles” so I can say I walk Five Miles every day.
– I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make it on Tuesdays.”
– I entered a pun contest and submitted 10 entries. I figured at least one would win… no pun in ten did.
– I told my bed a joke. It made me lie down.
– I tried to tell you a joke in Morse code… but it just felt like a lot of dots and dashes.
– I sent you a joke last night… did your phone survive the laugh attack?
– I’m starting a band called 1023MB. We haven’t gotten a gig yet.
– I once texted a pun so bad, my autocorrect quit.
– Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
– I was going to bring you a ladder… so you can get over yourself. 😜
– What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
– My dog can do magic tricks — he’s a labra-cadabra-dor.
– I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger… and then it hit me.
– I dreamed I was texting you… then I woke up and realized I actually was.
– I can’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
– I texted you from the fridge. Because you’re cool.
– The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
– I’ve got a great joke about construction… oh wait, did I already say that?
– My jokes are so bad… they’re actually good.
– I’m officially upgrading our convo to “comedy gold” status.
– I told my friend about you… they said, “That explains the smile.”
– I’m not saying you’re funny… but my laugh lines are now permanent.
– I would’ve sent a better joke, but this one was on sale.
– I was going to text something intelligent, but your cuteness distracted me.
– This joke is certified boyfriend-approved (hopefully).
– I wrote this one just for you. You can’t laugh… it’s a rule.
– Every time you LOL at my texts, an angel earns a meme.
– I tried texting a pun in Spanish… but it was lost in translation.
– My comedy career starts and ends with this text.
– If you don’t laugh at this… I’ll cry. Just kidding. I’ll send another.
– I laugh at my own texts so you don’t have to.
– I ran out of jokes… but I still have charm, right?
Short Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend Over Text
Quick, quirky, and made for texting — these short jokes are perfect for that mid-scroll chuckle.
– You make me smile. Now give me a reason to stop.
– You must be tired — you’ve been running through my texts all day.
– Relationship status: laughing at your last reply.
– I like long walks… to the fridge.
– I’m not short — I’m just concentrated awesome.
– I’m on a roll… mostly because of carbs.
– You + Me = Better Wi-Fi signal.
– I fell for you… now I can’t get up.
– I told a joke once. Now I’m a legend (in my own mind).
– My love for you is like this message — short, sweet, and slightly silly.
– Do you like raisins? How about a date?
– Life’s short. So am I. Let’s cuddle.
– I thought of a pickup line, but then I got distracted by your face.
– My sense of humor is a 10/10 — fight me.
– You’re so hot, my autocorrect keeps overheating.
– Text me back or I’ll start sending dad jokes.
– I’m not clingy. I’m just on a messaging streak.
– You must be a keyboard, because you’re just my type.
– Don’t scroll too fast — I’m in your notifications.
– If you smile at this, we’re dating. I don’t make the rules.
– You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my texts.
– I wanted to send a cute emoji… but it didn’t look as good as you.
– I’m cute, funny, and I reply fast. What more do you want?
– You had me at “typing…”
– If texting was a sport, we’d both be MVPs.
– You = the reason I check my phone every 3 seconds.
– I bring the fun — and sometimes snacks.
– Swipe right? I already texted right.
– You had me at your last meme.
– I’m here for a good time… and to send memes.
– You’re the avocado to my toast.
– I’m fluent in emojis. 😘😂💯
– I tried to play hard to get… but then I saw you texted.
– I’m a morning person… if morning starts at noon.
– My phone’s at 3%, and I’m still texting you. That’s commitment.
– You + Me = Instant LOLs.
– We should be banned from texting at night.
– I came, I saw, I double-texted.
– You’re the reason my screen time is up.
– I smile at my phone way too much because of you.
– This joke isn’t great… but I am.
– I’d say I miss you, but we’ve been texting nonstop.
– Be honest — did you laugh or just smirk?
– I sent this just to interrupt your scroll.
– You’re the ping to my pong.
– If I send a bad joke, it’s your fault for being too cute.
– My humor is like Wi-Fi — occasionally spotty but still strong.
– Texting you is my cardio.
– I’m basically the Netflix of text humor.
– I’m not blushing — my screen is just glowing.
Flirty Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend Over Text
Add some sparkle to your texts with these extra flirtatious zingers.
– Are you a spell? Because you’ve got me completely enchanted.
– You make my heart skip texts.
– I must be texting a star, because your replies shine.
– Do you believe in love at first LOL?
– Are you made of sugar? Because you’re sweet and a little addictive.
– If I were your phone, I’d buzz every time you smile.
– You must be a full moon — you’ve got me acting crazy in love.
– Your texts make my phone hotter than the sun.
– Let’s make our texts NSFL — Not Safe For Loneliness.
– If texting were cuddling, I’d be wrapped around you.
– You’re the plot twist my love story needed.
– My fingers type better when they’re flirting with you.
– I want to be the reason you smile at your phone.
– I’m texting you in my cutest emoji voice. 😘
– Are we flirting, or is this just how perfect we are?
– Can I save your texts under “Reasons I Smile”?
– You had me at the first winky face.
– I’m on a flirting spree… and you’re the target.
– Want to FaceTime later so I can fall harder?
– I’m running out of ways to say “I like you,” so I’m using jokes now.
– You’re like spellcheck — always fixing my mood.
– If we were a text thread, we’d be rated five stars.
– I’m planning a heist — to steal your heart and Wi-Fi password.
– Is this conversation flirty or are we just soulmates?
– You’re the “U” in my “LOL U make me smile.”
– You’re my type — literally, I can’t stop typing to you.
– I don’t need coffee when I get a “Good Morning 😍” from you.
– My fingers might be texting… but my heart’s doing cartwheels.
– I was going to say something smooth… but then you replied and I melted.
– I’m not a snack — I’m the whole pun-filled dinner.
– Your name in my phone should be “Crush Activated.”
– If texting you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
– I had a pun ready… but your face distracted me.
– You should come with a warning label: “Too charming to ignore.”
– I flirt like I text: too much, too soon, but adorably.
– You make me want to spam my own phone with our screenshots.
– I’d type forever if it meant keeping this convo going.
– Are you my favorite notification? Because you light me up.
– The longer we text, the more I fall… for your jokes, obviously 😉
– Can I add you to my to-do list? (Don’t read that wrong!)
– I’m not a poet… I just text like one when I’m crushing.
– Your replies are faster than my heartbeats right now.
– My thumbs are blushing.
– Every text from you is a surprise party in my phone.
– You should be banned for making me smile this much.
– If we were emojis, we’d be 🧲 and 💕.
– I was today years old when I realized you’re my favorite text.
– You bring the 😍 to my 😆.
– If this is flirting, I never want to stop.
– I’d flirt harder, but I don’t want to short-circuit my phone.
Funny Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend Over Text
These jokes are a mix of clever, goofy, and totally text-worthy — guaranteed to earn at least one “LOL.”
– I asked my dog who the best boyfriend is… he barked your name.
– I wanted to send a joke, but you already stole the punchline with your face.
– You know you’re special when I pause Netflix just to text you.
– You must be the reason autocorrect keeps acting up — it’s trying to impress you.
– Our love story is basically a rom-com… with better memes.
– If I had a dollar for every cute thing you text, I’d finally afford a coffee in this economy.
– You’re the reason my phone battery dies — and I don’t even mind.
– I’m not needy. I just require 87 texts per hour from you.
– I told my mirror about you — even it blushed.
– I’d tell you a secret… but then I’d have to marry you.
– If texting you was a subject, I’d major in it.
– I just took a vibe check… we passed.
– I was going to take a nap, but then I remembered how funny you are.
– You’ve got jokes? I’ve got heart eyes.
– If sarcasm were currency, we’d be billionaires.
– You’re my favorite notification and second favorite hobby.
– I texted you just to interrupt your productivity. You’re welcome.
– I dreamed we texted all night… and then I woke up and saw we actually did.
– Our conversations should come with a warning: “May cause smiling in public.”
– I tried to write a joke… but then I remembered I’m funnier when I wing it.
– I don’t need a stand-up show. I’ve got you.
– My phone is jealous of how much I smile at it when you text.
– If I had a comedy show, you’d be the laugh track.
– I don’t always send jokes. Sometimes I send memes too.
– I’m laughing so hard at this convo, I might need CPR.
– I need a break from texting you… said no one ever.
– You’re like a dad joke — I didn’t expect to love you this much.
– My humor is 10% jokes, 90% ridiculous confidence.
– I tried to ghost you once… but then you made me laugh.
– I’m texting you from the future — and we’re still hilarious together.
– I’d send you a funny pic, but your reflection already exists.
– Let’s cancel plans just to keep texting.
– You’re like my favorite sitcom: full of laughs and always comforting.
– I’d say you’re funny… but I don’t want it going to your head.
– I asked Google how to make you laugh. It said, “Text back.”
– My texting strategy: send jokes until you marry me.
– I’m 90% funny, 10% waiting for you to text back.
– If texting you is wrong, I don’t want signal.
– I might not be a comedian, but I’m definitely your biggest fan.
– Our jokes > everyone else’s jokes.
– You should be arrested… for stealing all the punchlines.
– I told your joke to my cat — even she purred.
– Can we make “text banter” an Olympic sport?
– I’m laughing at my own joke again. Classic me.
– I came, I saw, I screenshot.
– If texting you is a talent, I deserve a trophy.
– I’d write a funny caption about us, but we’re already a whole meme.
– You make me laugh like my favorite sitcom — except you don’t come with commercials.
– I’m starting a fan club for your jokes. Entry fee: one smile.
– You’re officially funnier than my TikTok feed.
Long Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend Over Text
These are mini stories with punchlines — perfect for when you want to build the suspense and really make him laugh.
– I tried to impress you by cooking dinner. I set off the smoke alarm, scared the cat, burned toast in a toaster, and still managed to undercook the salad. Want to come over tomorrow?
– I dreamed we were in a rom-com. I ran to catch your train, you turned back dramatically… and then I tripped over my shoelace and landed face-first on a churro. Still romantic?
– I asked my fridge what to eat tonight. It said, “Why are you talking to me?” I said, “Because the guy I like hasn’t texted back yet.” The fridge said, “Girl, he’s probably thinking of a pun.”
– You know you’re in love when you let someone see your screen time stats… and they don’t judge you for how often you’re on TikTok.
– I asked my dog what he thinks of you. He wagged his tail and licked the screen. So, yeah. You’re approved.
– We should open a bakery. You bring the buns, I bring the puns. Together we rise.
– I joined a gym to impress you. Now I just lie on the yoga mat and text you instead. Fitness!
– I started writing you a poem… but then I remembered I’m not Shakespeare. So now you get puns instead.
– I told my mom about you. She said, “Finally!”
– I practiced my laugh in the mirror before texting you. That’s dedication.
– I bought a candle called “Cozy Romance” because it smelled like you. Now my room smells like puns and boyfriend.
– I made a pros and cons list about you. Pros: everything. Cons: nothing. I threw out the paper.
– I asked Alexa if you’re the one. She said, “I’m not authorized to answer that… but yeah.”
– You’re the reason I keep re-reading old messages and giggling.
– I joined a meditation class to stop overthinking our texts. It didn’t work — but I’m more flexible now.
– My phone told me to take a break. I told it I was texting you. It understood.
– You, me, and this texting streak? Legendary.
– I wanted to send you a long heartfelt text… but then I got distracted thinking about your face.
– I made a list of things that make me laugh. You were at the top, underlined twice, and written in glitter pen.
Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend to Make Him Laugh
These are the guaranteed crowd-pleasers — the ones he’ll want to screenshot and send to his friends (but you’ll still get credit for being the funniest).
– If I were a superhero, my power would be sending hilarious texts and still looking cute.
– Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint.
– What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? A Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
– I’m not competitive, but I just won “Best Girlfriend in the Text Game.”
– Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
– You + Me = Chemistry. But I still failed science.
– I was going to send you a joke about my ex, but it didn’t end well last time either.
– If loving you was a crime, I’d be serving life with no parole — and loving every second.
– I dropped a joke… hold on, let me pick it up before you laugh too hard.
– Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It lost its sense of touch.
– You must be a campfire — because you spark something in me.
– What do you get when you cross a boyfriend with a text? A textpectation that he’ll reply fast!
– I tried to make a pun about butter, but it was just too spread thin.
– If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
– I tried to write a love letter, but I ended up writing a sitcom script instead.
– Our relationship has more jokes than a stand-up set — and better chemistry.
– My flirting technique is basically sending you jokes until you surrender to my charm.
– What do you call a boyfriend who always texts back fast? A keeper.
– I told the stars about you last night. They said, “He sounds like a pun-star.”
– I’m like your favorite playlist — 90% laughs, 10% offbeat humor.
– What’s a boyfriend’s favorite type of text? The one with 3 LOLs and a wink.
– I don’t need Cupid — I’ve got autocorrect guiding my romantic journey.
– I wasn’t this funny before I met you. You’re my comedic inspiration.
– You’re so cute, you should come with a laugh track.
– Our conversations should have a highlight reel.
– What do you call a joke with abs? Pun-chlines.
– You’re the reason my texts have turned into mini stand-up sets.
– Every time I make you laugh, I win a secret boyfriend point.
– You’ve unlocked the bonus level: Dating a girl with amazing jokes.
– Want to hear a construction joke? Nah, I’m still building it.
– I texted a joke earlier, but I think it broke the internet.
– I told my friend about our jokes — they’re jealous we’re this funny.
– I can’t promise you the world… but I can promise 5 solid laughs per day.
– I just hit “Send” without proofreading. That’s love AND comedy.
– You’re the peanut butter to my weird sandwich humor.
– I tried writing a joke on paper — but it folded under pressure.
– What do you call texting someone cute and hilarious? Us.
– I should charge for these jokes, but you get them free with love.
– You’re so sweet, even my autocorrect flirts with you.
– I told the sun about you. It blushed.
– You better laugh — or I’m texting this joke to your mom.
– My love language is memes and unexpected puns.
– I don’t do drugs — I do dad jokes.
– You make me feel like the funniest person in the room… and I’m alone right now.
– Want to hear a joke about your smile? Never mind — it already speaks for itself.
– Our texts have more chemistry than a science lab.
– If being adorable was a crime, you’d be texting me from jail.
– I don’t always flirt… but when I do, I add a pun.
– I tried to type “I miss you,” but my fingers typed a pun instead.
– My goal is to make you laugh… and maybe like me more every day.
One Liner Jokes for Boyfriend
Fast, flirty, and funny — these one-liners are perfect for dropping a smile into his inbox anytime.
– You must be Wi-Fi because I’m feeling a strong connection.
– You’re the reason my autocorrect is blushing.
– I’d flirt harder, but my thumbs are shy.
– I’m only clingy because you’re too textable.
– You’re my favorite notification.
– I’d roast you, but you’re already hot.
– I tried to ignore you, but my phone disagreed.
– I flirt in 1080p — high-definition jokes only.
– I’m multitasking: missing you and being hilarious.
– You’re the pun to my punchline.
– I woke up cute and funny. You’re welcome.
– My phone battery’s low, but my love for you is fully charged.
– I’m not single — I’m textually committed.
– Your laugh is my ringtone (in spirit).
– You’re the reason I overuse emojis. 😍🤣
– If I had a dime for every time I smiled because of you, I’d be texting from a yacht.
– You’re the better half of this text thread.
– My heart races when I see “typing…”
– You’re so sweet, my phone screen cracked.
– I was going to send a meme, but you’re already the whole mood.
– This is your daily dose of charm and chaos.
– I’m professionally good at sending boyfriend-approved jokes.
– Text me back, or I’ll start texting in riddles.
– You’re the plot twist my inbox needed.
– We’re the reason they invented unlimited texts.
– My autocorrect ships us.
– Just so you know, I smile at your texts like a dork.
– Flirting with you via text counts as cardio, right?
– My humor’s all-natural and boyfriend-tested.
– I’m fluent in puns and boyfriend banter.
– You’re the LOL to my OMG.
– If cute texts were currency, we’d be millionaires.
– I came. I typed. I flirted.
– I love you like my phone loves 100% battery.
– You’re the reason I delete other people’s numbers.
– Texting you should be a morning routine.
– I don’t play games — except when texting you chessy lines.
– You complete me… like a final puzzle piece of weird humor.
– If I could emoji my love, it’d crash the keyboard.
– I just texted the funniest person I know. Oh wait — that’s me.
– We should start a two-person comedy podcast over text.
– You’re the reason I talk in one-liners now.
– You’ve got more charm than my whole contact list.
– This one-liner brought to you by your biggest fan.
– You’re my type — both romantically and font-wise.
– My text game? Strong. My feelings? Stronger.
– I’m not dramatic, I just like you… a lot… forever.
– Just wanted to remind you: You’re ridiculously amazing.
Funny Q&A Jokes for Boyfriend
Perfect for those classic text exchanges — ask the question, wait for his “IDK?” and hit him with the punchline. Bonus points if he actually laughs out loud.
– Q: Why don’t we ever text at the gym?
A: Because we’d lose our flex-appeal.
– Q: What did my phone say when I texted you again?
A: “Obsessed much?”
– Q: What’s a boyfriend’s favorite button?
A: The send button — especially when it’s me.
– Q: Why did I stop texting other guys?
A: Because I found the one who makes me laugh this hard.
– Q: What’s better than a funny text?
A: One from me… followed by a kiss emoji.
– Q: Why don’t I need Google anymore?
A: Because you’re the answer to everything.
– Q: Why did the phone break up with the battery?
A: Too many toxic charges.
– Q: What’s my favorite app?
A: iBoyfriend.
– Q: Why can’t I play hide and seek with you?
A: Because good luck hiding when I’m always texting.
– Q: What did I name my crush in my phone?
A: “King of LOLs 👑”
– Q: Why didn’t I reply right away?
A: I was writing the perfect pun.
– Q: What’s my relationship status?
A: Emotionally attached to your texts.
– Q: What’s red, cute, and sends hilarious texts?
A: Me after you compliment me.
– Q: What does my brain say when I see your name pop up?
A: “Showtime!”
– Q: Why do I keep texting you?
A: Because “boyfriend with benefits” now includes free jokes.
– Q: What’s the difference between you and a meme?
A: Nothing — you both make me smile.
– Q: What happens when we flirt too hard?
A: Our phones start blushing.
– Q: Why did I text you three times in a row?
A: For comedic timing.
– Q: What’s the best pickup line?
A: “Hey, I brought puns.”
– Q: Why did I delete Tinder?
A: Because your jokes swiped me off my feet.
– Q: What kind of jokes do boyfriends love most?
A: The ones followed by heart emojis.
– Q: Why don’t I ever ghost you?
A: Because you haunt my thoughts anyway.
– Q: What do you call texting your soulmate?
A: Us.
– Q: Why do I get nothing done anymore?
A: Because I’m too busy reading your replies.
– Q: What did I say to my bestie about you?
A: “Girl, he texts like a stand-up comic.”
– Q: What’s flirty, funny, and currently texting you?
A: This exact moment.
– Q: What’s more powerful than a Wi-Fi connection?
A: Us texting on airplane mode.
– Q: Why do I send so many jokes?
A: Because one day, I want our texts to be in a museum.
– Q: Why did I text “haha” seven times?
A: Because your joke was just that cute.
– Q: What’s my favorite type of humor?
A: The kind only you and I understand.
– Q: Why does my heart skip a beat?
A: Because you sent a meme and called me “babe.”
– Q: Why did I bring a ladder to this conversation?
A: Because our flirt game is on another level.
– Q: What’s better than a kiss?
A: A kiss emoji after a fire pun.
– Q: How do I know you’re the one?
A: You laughed at my worst joke.
– Q: Why do I keep texting like this?
A: Because humor is my love language.
– Q: What’s more attractive than your face?
A: Your laugh at my jokes.
– Q: What do you call someone who laughs at all your jokes?
A: My future.
– Q: What did my screen say when you didn’t text for an hour?
A: “Tragic.”
– Q: Why are you the best texter ever?
A: Because you turn LOL into love.
– Q: Why did I send this joke?
A: To make you think of me and smile.
– Q: What’s my backup plan if comedy fails?
A: Marrying you for your laugh.
– Q: What’s tiny, cute, and taps out funny messages?
A: Me, on my phone, thinking about you.
– Q: Why did I just text “hi” twice?
A: To start AND end your day with me.
– Q: Why do I call you my punchline?
A: Because you complete all my jokes.
– Q: What’s funnier than this joke?
A: You reading it with a smile.
– Q: What’s my favorite conversation starter?
A: “You up?” — but make it funny.
– Q: Why do we make such a great team?
A: I bring the jokes, you bring the heart-eyes.
– Q: What happens when I text you something dumb?
A: You laugh — and that’s why I like you.
Cute Jokes to Text Your Boyfriend
These jokes are sweeter than a puppy in a hoodie — light, lovable, and made to melt his heart (and make him laugh too).
– Are you a pillow? Because I want to cuddle you and never let go.
– If I had a star for every time I thought of you, I’d need a bigger sky (and unlimited texts).
– You’re the only person I’d share my dessert with… and that’s true love.
– If being cute was a sport, you’d be undefeated.
– I was going to send you a heart emoji, but it exploded from how much I like you.
– My favorite hobby? Making you laugh with texts like this.
– You + me = the cutest duo in the history of texting.
– If we were emojis, we’d be 🐻 + 🍯 — unbearably sweet.
– I’d say you stole my heart, but I gave it to you for free.
– Every time you text, I feel like I just opened a surprise gift.
– Our relationship is 90% jokes, 10% pretending we’re normal.
– You’re so cute, even my phone smiles when your name pops up.
– I’d pick you over sleep… and I love sleep.
– If you were a song, I’d keep you on repeat all day.
– I showed your texts to my teddy bear. He’s jealous.
– If you were a color, you’d be the shade of happiness.
– Just thinking of you turns my boring texts into poetry.
– You’re the marshmallow in my cocoa.
– If I were a cupcake, you’d be my extra sprinkle.
– You’re not just my boyfriend — you’re my daily dose of adorable.
– My phone’s favorite part of the day? When you say “good morning.”
– You’re the reason I smile like a dork in public.
– I wanted to send a flower, but all I had was this pun. 🌼
– You’re so sweet, my screen has a sugar high.
– I googled “cutest boyfriend ever” and your contact popped up.
– I think you’re made of hugs and good vibes.
– You’re the fluff in my cloud and the bounce in my step.
– Can I keep you forever? Asking for my heart.
– If my love for you was a meme, it’d be viral.
– You + me = more wholesome than a puppy parade.
– You’re like a warm blanket… but you text back.
– If you were a planet, you’d be Cutetune.
– My favorite text from you? All of them.
– You make my heart do tiny backflips.
– I told my cat about you. She says you’re a keeper.
– You’re my happy thought — and my best notification.
– I wasn’t looking for a fairy tale, but then your texts happened.
– You’re my favorite kind of daydream.
– You’re not just handsome — you’re laugh-out-loud lovely.
– When I type “I miss you,” autocorrect adds “A LOT.”
– You’re the peanut butter to my everything.
– I may not have it all together… but I have you, so I’m good.
– If I had a dime for every cute thing you said, I’d still pick you over the money.
– Every time you say “hey,” my day gets 10x better.
– If love was an app, I’d download you twice.
– You’re my favorite distraction from being productive.
– Just FYI: You’re my favorite person to send silly texts to.
– Your cuteness broke my typing rhythm. Again.
– The only thing better than your jokes? Your hugs.
Short and Sweet Boyfriend Jokes
Tiny but mighty, these jokes pack maximum charm into minimum characters. Great for quick check-ins or midday smiles.
– I love you a latte — even more than coffee.
– You’re my type. Literally. 💬
– You’re the 🧡 to my 😂.
– You + me = sweet and silly.
– You must be a snack… because I’m hungry for you.
– I’m falling… for your sense of humor.
– If kisses were texts, you’d be spammed.
– I donut know what I’d do without you. 🍩
– You make me laugh in 3 words or less.
– I didn’t choose the flirt life — it chose me (and you).
– I was going to say something romantic, but then I got shy. 😳
– Let’s keep this text thing going forever.
– Our texts should be a reality show.
– You’re my favorite message — short, sweet, unforgettable.
– I’d send you a love letter, but this text will do for now.
– I’m nuts about you — like, full-squirrel mode.
– You’re cute. I’m funny. We win.
– You make my heart text back faster.
– I just smiled. Guess who I was thinking about?
– Your jokes make my day. Your smile makes my life.
– If love had a ringtone, it’d sound like your laugh.
– You’re so sweet, my phone got a cavity.
– Love you more than memes. That’s saying something.
– I’m not great at math, but we add up.
– I’m texting you from cloud nine.
– You’re the “ping” in my notification symphony.
– I’m 99% charm, 1% awkward — you get both.
– This joke is brought to you by: butterflies in my stomach.
– Can’t stop thinking about… you. And tacos. Mostly you.
– I smile every time my phone lights up. That’s you, babe.
– You’re the cutest text I’ve ever received — and I typed it.
– This text is like me: short, sweet, and into you.
– You make my “meh” days magical.
– Can I save you under “Sweetheart Extraordinaire”?
– Just wanted to say: I like you more than snacks.
– You + Text = My favorite combo.
– Our chats are my favorite hobby.
– I’m on a text-only diet — just you, all day.
– If you were a message, I’d pin you.
– You’re the chocolate chip in my cookie life. 🍪
– Just a text to remind you: I’m totally obsessed.
– This is your daily boyfriend appreciation message.
– You make my silly side feel safe.
– If I wrote a song about you, it’d be a pun ballad.
– I’d send you a rose, but this emoji will do. 🌹
– You’re the reason I’m not replying to anyone else.
– Life’s better with your name on my screen.
– You make autocorrect feel unnecessary.
– I like my texts like I like my boyfriend — sweet and funny.
– You’re the one I want to text goodnight and good pun.
Clever Jokes to Impress Your Boyfriend
These jokes are a little sharper, a little brainier — perfect for showing off your clever side (while still being totally adorable).
– Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you’re Be-Au-Ti-ful.
– I’m not a math problem, but you just solved me.
– My love for you is like a recursive function — it keeps calling itself.
– We’ve got more chemistry than my high school science class.
– Are you Schrödinger’s boyfriend? Because just thinking about you has me feeling both nervous and excited.
– I’m not saying I’m smart… but I did just use a pun to flirt.
– We’re like parallel lines — meant to flirt but never too far apart.
– I was reading about quantum entanglement… and somehow ended up texting you again.
– I may not be a coder, but I’d debug your day with laughter.
– I fell for you faster than gravity in a vacuum.
– My love for you is like pi — irrational, infinite, and deliciously nerdy.
– If I were a password, I’d be “U+Me4Ever!”
– Are you an algorithm? Because you always find the shortest path to my heart.
– I must be a synapse, because I can’t stop firing signals your way.
– If flirting were calculus, I’d be the derivative of your smile — always increasing.
– My heart’s encryption key? Just your name.
– You make my neurons dance like they’re at a pun party.
– I may be into dad jokes, but you’re the reason I graduated to boyfriend-level humor.
– I tried to write a pun with parallel structure, but it didn’t align.
– I’d compare us to Romeo and Juliet, but we’re funnier — and alive.
– You’re the only one who could make logic and love go hand-in-hand.
– If I were a bug, I’d be a lovebug… debugged by your charm.
– Are you a math test? Because I’m obsessed and confused — but in love.
– My texts may be cheesy, but they’re also statistically significant.
– I’d make a pun about physics… but it’s too attractive (just like you).
– You’re the root of all my happiness (no quadratic formula needed).
– I’m not trying to be punny… wait, no — yes I am.
– I’m trying to be clever, but your face keeps distracting me.
– You’re the Google to my search — always showing me what matters.
– Our humor wavelength? Completely in sync.
– Want to hear a clever joke? Wait… I just sent it.
– You + me = exponential giggles.
– I’m a pun machine — and you’re my favorite input.
– If wit were a competition, I’d flirt to win.
– You make my brain and heart team up — rare combo.
– I’m not a scientist, but I’ve discovered the formula for boyfriend laughter.
– If I were a pun, I’d be sent exclusively to your inbox.
– I don’t know your IQ… but you definitely outsmart my loneliness.
– You’re like the Oxford comma — making everything better.
– This joke was tested on one boyfriend and got 5 stars.
– If clever was a currency, you’d be my fortune.
– You’re my favorite data point in the graph of happiness.
– I’d never ghost you — unless it’s Halloween and I’m being clever.
– Are you a spreadsheet? Because you’ve got my interest formulated.
– My idea of romance? Puns with precision.
– You light up my mind like a well-timed joke.
– Can we start a podcast called “Cute and Clever”?
– Your brain is hot. Just thought you should know.
– Wanna flirt like nerds? Let’s calculate our love velocity.
– I could use more syllables, but this pun is already perfect.
Cheesy Jokes to Make Him Smile
These jokes are delightfully corny and dripping with charm — perfect for making him grin, groan, and love you more for being this adorably goofy.
– Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
– I must be a snowflake… because I’ve fallen for you.
– You must be made of cheese — because you’re looking gouda.
– Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got “FINE” written all over you.
– I’m not a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
– You must be a banana… because I find you a-peeling.
– If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
– Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
– Did it hurt… when you fell from heaven?
– You’re like a broken pencil… pointless to resist.
– I’d never play hide-and-seek with you — someone like you is impossible to find.
– Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.
– If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
– You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
– You must be made of sugar, because you’re so sweet it’s un-brie-lievable.
– I’m not flirting… I’m just being extra friendly to someone who’s ridiculously attractive.
– Are you the ocean? Because I’m completely lost in you.
– You’re like sunshine on a rainy day — and that’s pretty grate.
– Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
– You’re like a dictionary — you add meaning to my life.
– My love for you is like this joke — incredibly cheesy but sincere.
– You must be magic, because every time I look at you, everything else disappears.
– You + Me = A recipe for cheese-flavored happiness.
– Are we in a bakery? Because you’re making me crumble.
– You’re the kind of guy I’d write bad puns about. And here we are.
– You’re so fine, even my pizza is jealous.
– I’d say I’m falling for you… but I’ve already hit the floor.
– I must be lactose intolerant, because you’re making my heart ache with all this cheese.
– Are you made of stardust? Because you’re out of this world.
– If you were a sauce, you’d be extra awesome-aise.
– You give me butterflies… and maybe a cheese craving.
– You’re the reason I believe in fairytales — and food metaphors.
– I’d bring you flowers, but my cheesy texts bloom faster.
– You’re the jelly to my toast and the corn to my cob.
– Can I borrow a smile? Oh wait — you already gave me one.
– Is it just me or is this conversation melting with romance?
– I’d send you a real bouquet, but puns are my love language.
– You + This joke = Heart-eyes overload.
– You’re my favorite topping on the pizza of life.
– You’re the peanut butter to my pun sandwich.
– I donut know what I’d do without you.
– You must be Italian — because you’ve got me saying “Mamma mia!”
– I’m not saying I’m obsessed… but I did just name my Wi-Fi after you.
– You’re so sweet, you put cupcakes to shame.
– If you were a cat, you’d be purr-fect.
– I wanted to bake you something, but I settled on a batch of cheesy jokes.
– I’m bananas for you — and this isn’t even a fruit joke.
– You’re the main character in my romantic comedy of texts.
– If romance had a mascot, it’d be a slice of cheesy you.
– Our love story should come with a side of nachos.
These puns are all about fun, charm, and being just pun-damentally adorable. Perfect for adding a little extra spark to your texts!
– You’ve got me punder your spell.
– I’m pun-stoppable when I’m texting you.
– You’re the pun-chline to all my jokes.
– I’ve been pine-ing for you all day.
– I’m nacho average girlfriend.
– You’re my soul-mate, but let’s not get too sole-mate about it.
– I’m on a roll — want to be my butter half?
– I like you a waffle lot.
– You’re my bae-gel with the everything seasoning.
– I’m grape-ful for you always.
– Life with you is just tea-rific.
– You’ve got a pizza my heart.
– We make a great pear.
– I’m egg-cited every time you text.
– I’m falling for you — no truffle about it.
– You’re one in a melon.
– I donut know what I’d do without you.
– Let’s taco ‘bout how amazing you are.
– You’re the salsa to my chips.
– I’m soy into you.
– I’m muffin without you.
– I lava you like a volcano pun.
– You’ve got me feeling all fizzical — like soda pop in love.
– You’re the only stud-muffin on my menu.
– I can’t espresso how much I like you.
– You’re brew-tiful, just like my morning coffee.
– You’re my jam — no pun intended… okay, maybe a little.
– I’m totally nuts about you.
– You’re dino-mite, and I’m raptor-ly in love.
– You’re so hot, you put the jalapeño in my heart.
– I’m stuck on you — like a puncture vine of love.
– You’re my type… writer of puns.
– I whale always love you.
– You make me blush like a tomato — ketchup with my feelings.
– You’re paws-itively the best.
– You’re the cat’s meow and the bee’s knees.
– I’m not lion — you’re amazing.
– You otter know I’m crushing on you.
– I turtle-y adore you.
– You’re the only fish in my sea-quel.
– I’m hooked on you — reel-y.
– You’re the shear delight of my life.
– I like you more than puns… and that’s saying something.
– You quack me up.
– You’re purr-fectly pun-derful.
– I’m nutshell crazy about you.
– You must be made of copper and tellurium — because you’re Cu-Te.
– I just can’t bear how much I like you — un-bear-ably cute!
– My affection for you is knot optional.
Witty Jokes for Texting Your Boyfriend
These jokes blend brains and playfulness — smart, sharp, and perfect for keeping your texting game strong and stylish.
– You know what’s attractive? A guy who laughs at all my jokes (that’s you).
– I’d explain my flirting style, but it’s more of an art than a science.
– If I had a dollar for every clever thing I said to you, I’d buy us matching hoodies.
– I’d drop a pickup line… but my puns are already working overtime.
– I’m fluent in sarcasm, pun-lish, and boyfriend-ese.
– I didn’t choose the clever life — the clever life slid into your DMs.
– You make me want to write a thesis on “The Psychology of Cute Texts.”
– You + me = 100% chance of sarcasm with flirty undertones.
– I was voted “Most Likely to Pun at the Wrong Time.”
– You’re the spark in my brainstorming session.
– Are you an inside joke? Because not everyone gets you… but I totally do.
– My sense of humor is somewhere between a TED Talk and a dad joke.
– I’m not saying I’m witty… but I did just win an imaginary award for it.
– You had me at “haha,” but kept me with “you’re funny.”
– You’re the only person who can keep up with my wordplay marathon.
– Our texts should be required reading in Flirt 101.
– You’re like my favorite book — full of twists, charm, and great lines.
– If wit was a language, we’d be soulmates fluent in it.
– I don’t play games — unless it’s word games, then I dominate.
– My phone’s predictive text is now just a list of our inside jokes.
– You laugh at my jokes… and now I’m emotionally invested.
– I like my boyfriends like I like my jokes: a little clever, a little cheesy.
– I was going to reply with something basic… but then I remembered we’re brilliant.
– You’re the only guy I can send pun-stagrams to.
– If text flirting had an SAT section, I’d be the valedictorian.
– You inspire more clever content than all of Twitter.
– I’m thinking of writing a book: “How to Flirt with Smart Guys Using Puns.”
– You’re like my phone’s brightness — everything feels better when you show up.
– I should warn you — texting me comes with cleverness overload.
– You’re officially the muse for my wittiest comebacks.
– My emoji usage is 10% normal, 90% carefully crafted comedy.
– I’m not overthinking this text… just optimizing it for max boyfriend reaction.
– If flirting had footnotes, you’d see how genius these jokes are.
– My texts have layers — like an onion made of charm.
– Your replies should come with a “100 IQ points earned” badge.
– You’re the reason I believe in flirty sarcasm again.
– I don’t always flirt… but when I do, I rewrite it three times to be wittier.
– We have the kind of humor that should be bottled and sold.
– You’re like a crossword puzzle — challenging, satisfying, and oddly addictive.
– I just upgraded your contact to “Certified Laugh Recipient.”
– We should start a pun battle group chat. Just us.
– Can I cite you in my paper on “Why Some People Are Too Charming?”
– Your jokes are clever — but mine come with bonus heart-eyes.
– I don’t always use my brain… but when I text you, it’s on full power.
– I want to flirt in full sentences and clever callbacks.
– You + me = Plot twist: we’re adorable and hilarious.
– You’re the punchline I didn’t know I needed.
– I love you for your mind… and also for how cute your texts are.
Romantic Jokes to Brighten His Day
Sweet and sentimental with a smile — these jokes deliver romance with a wink, perfect for giving your boyfriend all the feels (and giggles).
– I’d say I love you to the moon and back… but I’d rather just text it to you 500 times.
– You must be made of stars, because you light up my entire day.
– I tried to find the right words… but then I remembered emojis exist: 😘❤️🥰
– If kisses were texts, you’d be getting spammed right now.
– You’re my favorite notification. Ever.
– I love you like a pun loves a punchline — endlessly and with dramatic timing.
– You’re the reason I believe in fairytales — especially the ones with flirty texting.
– If I had to choose between you and pizza… I’d stall until you told me we could share.
– Every “good morning” text from you is like coffee for my heart. ☕💌
– You + Me = the rom-com I never knew I needed.
– You’re the reason I giggle like a 13-year-old with a crush — daily.
– My idea of romance? Sending jokes until you fall in love.
– Are you a sunrise? Because you make my day better without trying.
– I didn’t believe in fate… until autocorrect sent your name three times.
– I’d walk a thousand miles to send you one great pun. Or just press send. Same effort.
– You’re the punctuation in my love story — full stop.
– I tried to write a love poem, but every line turned into a pun.
– Your name in my phone is saved under “Heartthrob 💕 + Laughter Guaranteed.”
– You’re like my favorite song: makes my heart race and stays on repeat.
– If I could hug your texts, I would.
– You’re the only person who can make my heart skip… and then laugh.
– This joke is dedicated to the cutest, funniest, most charming guy: YOU.
– My love for you is like my puns — never-ending and slightly ridiculous.
– Even my love notes come with punchlines — I’m hopelessly pun-mantic.
– You’re so charming, even my sarcasm turns into compliments.
– You’re the reason my cheeks hurt — from smiling at your texts.
– If I had a rose for every laugh you gave me, I’d have a garden the size of your heart.
– Our love story is written in LOLs, emojis, and 3 a.m. giggles.
– Your love is like autocorrect — unexpected but somehow always right.
– My favorite place to be? Somewhere between your arms and your text replies.
– You’re better than any rom-com because you actually text back.
– You’re my happy ending — with plot twists, puns, and kisses.
– I love you like Netflix loves “Are you still watching?” — endlessly.
– You’re not just cute — you’re my daily mood booster.
– Love is texting you at 2 a.m. just to say “I thought of a new pun.”
– Your laugh is my favorite ringtone.
– Our relationship should be in a love museum — under “Exhibit: Ridiculously Adorable.”
– You’re the peanut butter to my jelly… with a pun sandwich in between.
– Even my heart can’t help but giggle around you.
– I asked Cupid for love — and he delivered a guy with jokes and a jawline.
– You stole my heart… and now you’re making it laugh too? Rude. 😍
– I’m not just in love — I’m in laugh with you.
– Can I interest you in a lifetime supply of bad puns and forehead kisses?
– You’re my real-life rom-com. I’m just here with the punchlines.
– This love comes with humor, cuddles, and texted reminders of how amazing you are.
– My favorite chapter in life? Us, with subtitles that say “adorably hilarious.”
– Your love is the best part of my day… and your jokes are a close second.
– I fell for you like a joke with perfect timing. 💘
Light-Hearted Jokes for Your Boyfriend
These jokes are breezy, feel-good, and totally shareable — perfect for making your boyfriend smile without needing a reason.
– I was going to do something productive… then I saw your name pop up.
– Your texts should come with a “may cause excessive smiling” warning.
– If being cute was a crime, you’d have a life sentence — and I’d visit daily.
– You make me laugh harder than I laugh at my own jokes… and that’s saying something.
– My mood: somewhere between “I miss you” and “where’s your next joke?”
– You’re like my favorite sweatshirt — soft, comforting, and I never want to let go.
– The only thing I multitask well? Smiling and texting you.
– Your sense of humor is one of my top five favorite things. The other four are also you.
– I told my brain to focus… it said, “But he’s texting.”
– You’re the only person who can turn a boring Tuesday into a highlight reel.
– I tried to roast you, but I ended up writing a love note instead.
– I could say something deep… or just remind you how funny you are.
– This is me, casually reminding you that you’re amazing (and hilarious).
– Every conversation with you feels like a comedy special and a rom-com at the same time.
– I think I’ve developed a condition — laughter-induced butterflies.
– I’m not addicted to texting… unless it’s you.
– We should charge people to read our text convos. Instant mood boost.
– You’re the only one who gets my weird jokes — soulmate confirmed.
– If I had to write your job description, it would be “Professional Mood Lifter.”
– Your smile? 10/10. Your jokes? Also 10/10. Me? Winning.
– If happiness had a ringtone, it’d be your laugh.
– I’m not clingy. I just know quality when I text it.
– You turn “meh” days into “heck yes” days with one text.
– Just wanted to say you’re wonderful. That’s the whole joke.
– I can’t even be mad at you — you’re too good at making me laugh.
– Texting you is my favorite form of procrastination.
– If you were a dessert, you’d be something fluffy and warm… and probably telling a joke.
– The fact that you’re cute and funny? Honestly unfair.
– You’re better than a long nap and a slice of pizza combined.
– You’re not just my person — you’re my portable joy generator.
– I could be sad… or I could text you and instantly feel better.
– Your name should come with a heart emoji automatically.
– I could listen to your voice memos on loop. Even the weird ones.
– If I had a penny for every time you made me laugh, we’d both retire today.
– Your text tone is officially my favorite sound.
– Your jokes are my favorite playlist.
– If you were a holiday, you’d be a laughter-themed one.
– You bring good vibes like it’s your full-time job.
– Can I get a lifetime subscription to your laugh?
– If we had a motto, it would be: “Keep it silly, keep it sweet.”
– Being around you is like having permanent sunshine — but funnier.
– You’re like a good meme — always right when I need it.
– I wasn’t even looking for a joke… and then your text made me snort-laugh.
– Your replies are better than my favorite comfort show.
– You’re basically a human serotonin button.
– I could write a book titled “101 Ways He Made Me Laugh Today.”
– I sent this text just to remind you: You make life lighter.
– You + good vibes = unstoppable team.
– You’re my favorite proof that joy is contagious.
– If my heart had a status bar, it’d say: “100% giggling.”
Silly Jokes to Send to Your Boyfriend
These jokes are charmingly goofy, irresistibly random, and perfect for when you just want to be your adorable, weird self.
– If you were a vegetable, you’d be a bro-co-laugh-i.
– I just tripped over a pun and fell into your inbox.
– Do you think clouds ever look at us and say, “That one looks like a boyfriend”?
– I’m on a seafood diet. I see you, and I want to text you.
– Are we texting or accidentally starting a sitcom?
– If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple… and maybe a little bananas.
– I licked my phone by accident while eating ice cream… now it’s officially kissed you.
– My left sock is jealous of how close I am to you emotionally.
– I just told my dog about you. He thinks we should name our first pet “Snugglebun.”
– You make me laugh so hard, I dropped my phone. Twice.
– If our relationship had a scent, it would be “Freshly Baked Giggles.”
– I wrote a song about you in my head. It’s mostly kazoo.
– Can I borrow your arms? I need to pretend I’m being hugged while sending this joke.
– I’m making us matching t-shirts. Yours says “Cutie.” Mine says “Cutie’s Clown.”
– I dreamt we were spaghetti. Romantic and kind of tangled.
– Your face is my favorite “oops I stared again” moment.
– My new superhero name is The Giggle Giver — and you’re my only client.
– You’re like my favorite spoon — comforting, shiny, and somehow always nearby.
– I just heard a squirrel sneeze. Thought you’d appreciate that.
– I accidentally called you “babe” while talking to my sandwich. That’s love.
– I once tried to act cool while texting you. It lasted 3 seconds.
– Let’s buy a llama and name it “Laughy Taffy.” No reason.
– I’m wearing your hoodie… mentally.
– This joke has no plot. Just like my life before I met you.
– Your giggle is my spirit animal.
– Do penguins text their soulmates? Because I’m halfway to waddling in love.
– My pillows know all about you. They’ve heard me giggle into them every night.
– You make my brain short-circuit — like a toaster in a hot tub.
– I just waved at my phone because your message popped up.
– If you were a dinosaur, you’d be an Adorablosaurus.
– I tried flirting without being silly. Epic fail.
– You’re so cute, even my plants perk up when you text.
– I once stared at your message for 3 minutes just to absorb the vibes.
– My autocorrect ships us.
– Are you a waffle? Because you’ve got me syrup-level sweet.
– Our love story started with a “hey” and will end with a museum of memes.
– I’d fight a bear for you. A small bear. Maybe a stuffed one.
– I tried to impress you by walking in slow motion… then tripped on my own feelings.
– I wanted to send you something deep, but this penguin GIF won instead.
– Your laugh should be bottled and sold as an energy drink.
– If awkward flirting were an Olympic sport, I’d be on the podium.
– I once giggled at my own joke before I even texted it to you.
– Let’s open a bakery and only sell cookies shaped like our inside jokes.
– My romantic strategy? Love you endlessly and text you nonsense.
– This text has no point. Just like my ability to stop thinking about you.
– You’re my favorite human. Also, maybe part puppy?
– I’m not clingy. I’m just magnetically attached to your silliness.
– If laughter burns calories, we’re basically fitness influencers.
– I told my mirror about you. It cracked — too much handsome at once.
– I think I love you more than pizza. This better not go to your head.
Hilarious One-Liners for Texting
These bite-sized bursts of humor are perfect for texting when you want to be funny, fast, and unforgettable.
– I tried to be chill, but I accidentally fell in love.
– Warning: texting me may cause spontaneous giggles.
– I flirt like I’m paid by the pun.
– My humor is 90% cute, 10% chaos.
– You + me = too much fun for one chat thread.
– I didn’t choose the funny life. It auto-filled.
– If being weird is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
– Flirting level: sending this instead of doing actual work.
– I’m the reason “funny and taken” is a thing now.
– I’m sweet, silly, and text way too much — your problem now.
– If I were any funnier, I’d be illegal in 5 states.
– I’m not ignoring you… I’m just dramatically waiting for your reply.
– I once laughed so hard at my own joke, I forgot to send it.
– Who needs therapy when I’ve got your laugh?
– I’m emotionally available… and textually hilarious.
– I’m here to steal your heart — and maybe your fries.
– I googled “funny girlfriend.” It just showed me your contact.
– You’re my favorite person to text and blame for my phone addiction.
– I bring the charm. You bring the “new message” notification.
– I’m professionally unbothered but personally obsessed with your texts.
– Your name autocorrects to “😍” on my phone.
– I’m the Wi-Fi of love — strong signal, terrible boundaries.
– If you need a laugh, just keep scrolling through my texts.
– This one-liner brought to you by me thinking of you again.
– I’m not high-maintenance — just highly text-worthy.
– I came, I joked, I conquered your heart.
– I’ll stop flirting when I run out of data.
– My hobbies include being dramatic and texting you.
– If you were any funnier, I’d have competition.
– I’m in a committed relationship with emojis and bad puns.
– My phone has one job: receive your texts.
– I’m emotionally stable-ish. With jokes.
– Text me like you mean it — or like I just sent a great meme.
– I rate this conversation: 5 stars, would LOL again.
– Your texts make my whole vibe better.
– I’m like your favorite snack: slightly addictive and always around.
– I didn’t sleep last night — too busy smiling at our texts.
– My flirting strategy is 100% dumb jokes and hoping you love it.
– This one-liner is sponsored by: my heart doing cartwheels.
– I’m the romantic equivalent of “sent from iPhone.”
– I’m not annoying. I’m adorably persistent.
– My brain: overthinking. My heart: sending puns anyway.
– I’m texting you from the friend zone’s exit ramp.
– I deserve a trophy for being this cute over text.
– If you don’t reply, I’ll assume you fainted from my charm.
– My jokes? Cringe-worthy. My intentions? 100% romantic.
– Just so you know: I rewrote this message five times to sound casual.
– I’m your personal comedy subscription — free and clingy.
– My love language? Sarcasm with heart emojis.
– I’m not competitive, but I just won best texter ever.
Fast, funny, and perfect for texting between classes, meetings, or just because — these quick jokes land in one line or less.
– You’re the reason my phone stays alive longer than my plants.
– I’d say I miss you, but then I’d have to stop texting you.
– You’re my favorite notification — tied with pizza delivery.
– I must be texting a magician, because you just made my heart appear.
– You’re so funny, even autocorrect gave up and let you type.
– Our conversations should be framed — they’re art.
– If cuteness was currency, we’d be billionaires.
– I’d laugh harder, but I’m in public and trying to look sane.
– You make even Mondays feel like weekends.
– I didn’t fall for you — I tripped over your last message.
– You’re the avocado to my weird sandwich.
– You make my laugh louder and my heart lighter.
– I’d send a meme, but you’re already the whole mood.
– You = the reason I text with heart eyes.
– I love you like cats love knocking stuff off shelves.
– Are you a sunrise? Because every text from you brightens things.
– I’m texting you from my happy place — which is wherever you are.
– This joke is brought to you by: butterflies and bad decisions.
– I’m only 99% sure this isn’t just a dream convo.
– Your texts are so cute, even my mom likes them.
– You make me want to skip the “good morning” and say “I love you” instead.
– Your name lights up my screen — and my day.
– I’m not high-maintenance. I just expect unlimited jokes and attention.
– You text like a pro — charming, fast, and 10/10 pun game.
– I tried being cool… then you replied and I melted.
– You’re the “why” behind my random smiling in public.
– This text is sponsored by: me not being able to stop thinking about you.
– I’d blame you for my screen time… but it’s worth it.
– I’ll stop texting you when pigs fly — and they just requested our Wi-Fi.
– You’re the heart emoji in my contact list.
– Your name autocorrects to “❤️” and “😂” now.
– If I sent a joke every time I thought of you, you’d block me.
– You’re cuter than a sleepy puppy.
– I checked the weather. It says 100% chance of me texting you again.
– If being adorable was a job, you’d be overworked.
– Your texts = my favorite plot twist.
– You’re not even a snack — you’re a full 7-course pun dinner.
– I didn’t choose to be this funny. You inspired it.
– This joke has no setup. Just me being ridiculous.
– You’re the only person I want to annoy forever.
– I didn’t plan this text. My thumbs just missed you.
– Can we make “joke cuddles” a thing?
– I wrote this joke for you… and then laughed at it before sending.
– You’re the only one who understands my humor… and my chaos.
– I had a point, but then I saw your face in my head and forgot it.
– My daily schedule: wake up, think of you, send a pun, repeat.
– Just checking in — are you still this amazing, or did you level up again?
– I’d drop everything for you — including this very important snack.
Amusing Jokes to Lighten the Mood
These jokes are sweet little mood-boosters — perfect for turning a boring or blah day into something worth laughing about.
– I was having a normal day… and then I texted you. Now it’s adorable.
– You’re the reason I smile like a goof for no reason.
– If hugs were texts, this would be a bear hug. 🐻
– You + me = guaranteed mood upgrade.
– I was about to stress out, but then I remembered your last joke.
– You’re the calm in my chaos… and the giggle in my gloom.
– Can I interest you in a bad pun and an emotional support emoji?
– This joke isn’t important — but making you smile is.
– My love language is distracting you with nonsense until you laugh.
– I read something sad… so I opened our chat to balance the universe.
– Your laugh is the emergency exit on my bad days.
– If joy were a text, it would look exactly like you replying “LOL.”
– I was grumpy. Then your message arrived. Now I’m soft and giggling.
– You’re better than deep breaths and bubble tea.
– You’ve got main character energy… in my rom-com brain.
– If today feels like a mess, just remember we’re hilarious together.
– This joke is scientifically proven to make boyfriends feel 37% better.
– I hope this text tickles your mood and boops your soul.
– You’re the sunshine in my group chat.
– If I could bottle your laugh, I’d use it as my ringtone forever.
– I’d make you tea… but this pun will have to do.
– Your smile is contagious. Your jokes are a full-on outbreak.
– I don’t know what’s wrong, but I’m here with snacks and nonsense.
– Who needs therapy when we’ve got each other’s terrible humor?
– You’re the pause button on my panic.
– I thought today was going badly… then I remembered you exist.
– You make “meh” days turn into meme-worthy ones.
– No mood is too heavy when I can drop a dumb pun on you.
– You’re my emergency contact for smiles.
– If we had a sitcom, it would be 90% eye-rolls and 10% me giggling.
– You’ve been officially diagnosed with being my serotonin supplier.
– This is your mood-lifting service — joke included, cuddles pending.
– I was going to vent, but then I remembered I’d rather flirt.
– Just a reminder: you’re ridiculously lovable and I’m texting proof.
– Here’s your daily dose of ridiculous affection. Side effects may include grinning.
– You’re the cloud that rained glitter on my gloomy forecast.
– I had a sad face. Then you texted. Now it’s 😄
– I brought emotional support sarcasm. Want some?
– Our conversations are my favorite escape room — full of fun and weird clues.
– If laughs were calories, we just burned through dessert.
– I might not fix your day, but I can definitely make it dumber in the best way.
– You’re basically the adult version of a warm cookie.
– Texting you is my mental health plan.
– You make even Mondays feel like Friday night memes.
– You’re the skip button on my stress playlist.
– This text is free, silly, and made with 100% boyfriend love.
– No sad vibes allowed — not while I’m texting.
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A little laughter goes a long way in keeping the spark alive, and these jokes to tell your boyfriend over text are just the thing to keep him smiling. From clever wordplay to playful punchlines, each one adds a dose of charm to your daily chats.
So next time you’re texting him good morning or just saying hi, throw in a joke that makes him laugh out loud. It’s a simple way to stay connected, share a laugh, and show him you’re always thinking of him—with a side of humor!
Zack Hart
Hey there! I’m Zack Hart, the pun-dedicated brain behind PunParade.
Based in Alaska, I built this site for everyone who believes a well-placed pun can brighten a dull day.
Whether you’re into clever wordplay or cringe-worthy dad jokes, you’ll find your fix here. We’re all about bringing the world closer — one pun at a time.