Get ready to giggle—these april fools jokes for kids are packed with silly wordplay, harmless pranks, and laugh-out-loud fun.
From clever one-liners to cute gags, all jokes are safe, funny, and totally kid-approved. So if your kids love pulling pranks that spark smiles (and maybe a few eye rolls), you’re in for a treat.
It’s time to get playful, because April 1st is the perfect day for foolin’ around!
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Clever April Fools Jokes for Kids
These jokes have a little extra brainpower behind the punchline—perfect for mini masterminds who love a smart laugh.
– I told my goldfish he was adopted. He said, “Water-ver.”
– My calculator quit on April 1st. Guess it had too many problems.
– I invented a pencil that writes underwater. It’s called the “sub-stantial scribbler.”
– My robot’s April Fools prank? It started speaking in re-booted riddles.
– I glued my brother’s shoes to the floor. He called it sole sabotage.
– I trained my pet rock to roll over. It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
– I told my friend her shoelaces were untied—while she wore Velcro.
– My joke about Wi-Fi didn’t land. It had no connection.
– I wrote a song about spring. It’s a prank-opera.
– My spoon vanished. I call it a case of cereal mischief.
– I built a tower out of jelly. It’s a wobble-wobble skyscraper.
– I switched the sugar with salt. It was a sweet deception.
– My dog became a detective. He’s the Sher-bark Holmes of April.
– I pretended to lose my voice and only whispered “April Fools.”
– I painted googly eyes on everything. It’s now a surveillance state.
– I hid the remote… and left a note that said, “Try yelling louder.”
– My invisible ink prank? Just a blank stare.
– I convinced my sister the TV was voice-controlled. It was all static lies.
– I told everyone I was allergic to homework.
– I swapped out Oreo filling with toothpaste delight.
– My chair mysteriously squeaked “April Fools!” Thanks, balloon.
– I left a fake spider in the fridge. Instant chill.
– Our doorbell rang—no one there. I call that a “ding-dong vanish.”
– I made a sandwich with jelly beans instead of jelly. Sticky situation.
– I replaced Dad’s deodorant with cream cheese.
– My prank call? I told Grandma the cat joined ballet class.
– I trained my parrot to yell “fire!” every time someone sneezed. Bless you!
– I drew a mustache on all family photos. Classic stache-terpiece.
– I told my brother he missed school—on a Saturday.
– I typed “You’ve been hacked” on Mom’s mirror in lipstick. Glama-alert!
– I put googly eyes on all the bananas. Now it’s a fruit stare-down.
– I posted a sign: “Bathroom Out of Order.” It wasn’t. Mad dash mayhem.
– I put cereal in the ketchup bottle. It was a soggy surprise.
– I wore socks on my hands all day. I call it a footnote in history.
– I told Alexa to bark every 10 minutes. It was ruff.
– I replaced family toothbrushes with paintbrushes.
– I told my brother I could see through walls. He was floored.
– I turned all the clocks back three hours. It was a timely joke.
– I printed a fake test result saying “You’re a genius!” Plot twist: It was mine.
– I added a fake tail to my pants. My new nickname? Prank-saurus.
– I told my teacher I lost my homework to a paper shredder on strike.
– I handed out empty gift boxes with notes: “Ha! April Fools!”
– I put jelly on the door handle. It was a jam-packed entrance.
– I switched everyone’s water bottles with pickle juice.
– I replaced the toilet paper with streamers. Party time.
– I taped a “Kick Me” sign on the vacuum. It’s clean revenge.
– I filled a cookie with mashed potatoes. Sweet trick!
– I set Siri to only speak in pirate. “Arrr-pril Fools!”
– I hid Dad’s phone… inside a sock… in the freezer. Chilly call.
– I put ketchup in the toothpaste tube. Now that’s a zesty smile.
Cute April Fools Jokes for Kids
These jokes are sweet, silly, and full of charm—perfect for younger kids who love innocent laughs and harmless fun.
– I told my teddy bear he snored. He looked stuffed with shock.
– I gave my doll a new name—Sir Prank-a-lot.
– I told my baby sister the moon was made of marshmallows. She said, “Yum!”
– I drew a smiley face on every orange. They were feeling zesty.
– I whispered “April Fools” to the goldfish. He gave me a fishy look.
– I made a trail of popcorn to the bathroom. Snack attack!
– I gave the cat a paper crown and said, “Hail Queen Whiskers!”
– I wore my shirt backwards and told everyone it was the “new fashion.”
– I told my stuffed animals they had school. They cuddled in protest.
– I swapped cereal boxes and told my sister it was “magic cereal.”
– I put sprinkles on carrots and called them “unicorn snacks.”
– I told my hamster he was being promoted. Now he’s Manager Fluff.
– I made tiny glasses out of pipe cleaners—for the gummy bears.
– I taped a tiny “Under Construction” sign on the cookie jar. Access denied!
– I gave everyone jelly beans and said they were flavored like broccoli.
– I made my sandwich into a smiley face and said, “It’s happy to meet you.”
– I wore bunny ears and called myself the Ears-ter Bunny.
– I made a bouquet of lollipops and told Mom it was “flower candy.”
– I gave the dog a cape. Now he’s Bark Kent.
– I added googly eyes to the remote. Now it looks channel-hungry.
– I painted a rock pink and named it Princess Pebbles.
– I told my brother the dog learned how to text.
– I filled a bowl with cotton balls and said, “Try this new cereal—Cloud Flakes!”
– I sang to my sandwich before eating it. It was grilled and thrilled.
– I taped a note on my back: “Tickle me—I’m a jellybean.”
– I wore a cape and said I was Captain Crayon.
– I made Dad a “World’s Best Dad” award—from macaroni.
– I left glitter trails and said it was a fairy prank.
– I made baby socks into puppets. Meet Toesy and Wiggly.
– I gave Mom an IOU for hugs. She cashed it instantly.
– I switched everyone’s bookmarks to the middle of their books. Plot twist!
– I drew a cat face on a banana. Purr-nana.
– I painted a potato like an Easter egg. Egg-streme confusion.
– I taped bubble wrap under the rug and waited. Pop surprise!
– I made a smiley face out of peas on my plate. Dinner giggles.
– I put a googly eye on each finger and called them The Hand Band.
– I wore five pairs of socks. Cozy confusion.
– I filled Mom’s purse with tiny notes saying, “You’re awesome.” Prank or praise? Both!
– I froze gummy worms in ice cubes. Creepy cool.
– I wrapped grapes in candy wrappers. Sour surprise.
– I made a mini hat for the pepper shaker. It’s seasoning in style.
– I made fake snow with cotton balls and said, “It’s winter again!”
– I taped bunny ears on the toaster. Hop and toast!
– I gave my teddy a toothbrush and said, “Dentist day!”
– I drew mustaches on our apples. Now they’re Sir Appleton.
– I filled Dad’s slippers with cotton candy. Sweet feet.
– I placed googly eyes on toilet paper. Eye see you!
– I hid a jellybean in every shoe. Toe treats!
– I painted a smile on a potato and called it Spuddy Buddy.
– I whispered “April Fools” into my backpack. Now it’s back-packin’ jokes.
– I told my crayons they were getting a promotion. Senior Scribblers.
Funny April Fools Jokes for Kids
These jokes are all about big belly laughs and goofy giggles—classic comedy for every mini prankster in the room.
– I told my teacher I couldn’t do homework—my pencil went on strike.
– I switched the shampoo with syrup. Now it’s called a sugar scrub.
– I made fake cookies with brown construction paper. “Want a brownie?”
– I taped plastic wrap over the toilet. Mission: splashless success.
– I said the school cafeteria was serving pizza-flavored toothpaste.
– I told everyone I was moving to Mars for better Wi-Fi.
– I offered gum… it was a chewed eraser.
– I taped a horn under Dad’s chair. He sat. It tooted.
– I drew faces on eggs and said they were egg-sperts.
– I told my friend the teacher was giving us homework holidays.
– I offered my sister a chocolate chip cookie… made of rice and raisins.
– I announced I’d be speaking in duck language all day.
– I put tape over the bottom of the shampoo bottle. Nothing comes out!
– I put googly eyes on the milk carton. It was watching me.
– I hid everyone’s left shoe. Sole searching!
– I texted my mom, “I cleaned my room!” April Fools.
– I told everyone I saw a unicorn in the backyard. It escaped.
– I gave someone a donut… filled with mayonnaise.
– I made a whoopee cushion orchestra. It was toot-ally epic.
– I replaced chocolate chips with black beans. Shockolate!
– I put ketchup on pancakes. Sweet and sour breakfast.
– I called the principal and said, “Your car is floating.”
– I told my brother that watermelons grow on palm trees.
– I wore sunglasses inside and said I had laser eyes.
– I put cereal in the sink and soap in my bowl. Mix-up meal!
– I convinced my sister that spaghetti grows in spaghetti fields.
– I glued a coin to the sidewalk. Treasure trap!
– I changed my name for the day to Captain Prankster.
– I put jelly in the hand sanitizer bottle. Sticky situation.
– I painted my tongue blue and said I joined the Smurf tribe.
– I told Dad his phone was ringing—it wasn’t.
– I swapped all the batteries in the remotes. Power outage!
– I posted a sign: “Free Ice Cream… April Fools!”
– I asked Siri to tell a joke. She said, “You just did.”
– I filled a water bottle with glitter. “Thirsty for sparkles?”
– I wore mittens and said I had frozen fingers.
– I told my sister I shrunk her favorite shirt in the washing machine app.
– I told the class I saw the teacher on TV.
– I wrapped grapes in tinfoil. “Here, have a chocolate.”
– I taped over the computer mouse sensor. Clickless chaos!
– I drew faces on toilet paper rolls. Bathroom buddies!
– I convinced my dad his coffee was made from beans I grew.
– I told my dog, “You’re grounded.” He barked. April Fools!
– I said I baked brownies, then handed out brown E’s.
– I replaced soap with cheese. Now it’s cheddar clean.
– I said we were having cake for dinner. Surprise—it’s meatloaf!
– I put stickers under everyone’s plates. Dine and prank.
– I left footprints leading to the fridge. Snack thief mystery!
– I hid all the pencils. “Now it’s write-less Wednesday.”
– I dressed like a pirate and asked for lunch in doubloons.
One Word April Fools Jokes for Kids
Short, snappy, and oh-so-silly—these one-word wonders pack prank power into a single punchline.
– Egg-splosion! (When breakfast got wild.)
– Pranksterella! (The fairy tale of April Fools.)
– Oopsicle! (Frozen foolery.)
– Whoopee! (The cushion strikes again.)
– Yolked! (That egg prank cracked me up.)
– Mayo-nice! (Said no cookie ever.)
– Gotcha! (The universal prank sound.)
– Oops-a-daisy! (When the joke backfires.)
– Zap-zoo! (A magic prank gone right.)
– Splatterday! (When ketchup gets creative.)
– Tootastic! (That chair’s got jokes.)
– Sillycone! (Soap that’s really jello.)
– Slamwich! (Bread stuffed with surprises.)
– Chuckle-nugget! (You’re laughing and you know it.)
– Snackfake! (That’s not candy!)
– LOLcano! (Explosive laughter.)
– Oopsicle! (Freezer prank success.)
– Wigglevision! (Googly eyes on everything.)
– Zoom-bombed! (When the background’s all bananas.)
– Zapnap! (Prank attack in your sleep.)
– Gloop-tastic! (Slime inside the shoe.)
– Tee-hee! (The sound of trouble.)
– Snortle! (When laughing gets loud.)
– Yikes-a-lot! (Seeing broccoli in your cake.)
– Puff-whoosh! (Glitter trap achieved.)
– Taco-fakeo! (Surprise—it’s a sponge.)
– Oopsnado! (Too many jokes at once.)
– Jesterprise! (April Fool strikes again!)
– Crackup! (Laughing ’til you drop.)
– Fizzlepop! (That prank just fizzed out.)
– Flipwich! (When your sandwich is inside-out.)
– Socktopus! (Eight socks. One foot.)
– Gigglebait! (A joke too tempting.)
– Oopsie-poopsie! (Uh-oh. Wrong whoopee placement.)
– Sprankle! (Surprise sprinkles… in the shampoo.)
– Hushmuffin! (When the prank is way too quiet.)
– Splatoodle! (That pudding wasn’t pudding.)
– Foolgurt! (Yogurt with ketchup. Ew.)
– Guffawraffe! (Tall tale prankster.)
– Snickerdoodle-doo! (Dessert says April Fools!)
– Cheeky-peeky! (You peeked, didn’t you?)
– Squirtle! (Water bottle surprise.)
– Cringe-sicle! (Ice cream prank gone wrong.)
– Pranktato! (Mashed potato masterpiece.)
– Zing! (Classic prank landing.)
– Sneaky-peachy! (Disguised fruit swap.)
– Foolio! (The jester of the house.)
– Munch-fake! (Looks tasty… tastes tragic.)
– Bwahaha! (No explanation needed.)
– Toesies! (Because jellybeans in shoes are real.)
Short April Fools Jokes for Kids
Quick zingers, silly setups, and speedy punchlines—these mini jokes deliver maximum laughs in record time.
– What did the calendar say to April 1st? “You’re full of yourself!”
– Why did the egg hide? It was yolking around.
– What’s a prankster’s favorite type of music? Pop!
– Why was the math book suspicious on April 1st? Too many “problems.”
– What did the toilet paper say when it got pranked? “This is tear-able!”
– Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce prank your mom!
– Why did the kid bring glue to school? To stick around for jokes!
– What’s invisible and makes everyone laugh? An April Fool!
– Why did the pencil look confused? It didn’t get the point.
– What’s a spider’s favorite prank? Web tricks.
– Knock knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your jokes!
– Why did the banana giggle? It split from laughing.
– What did the clock say at lunchtime? “Time to ketchup!”
– What did the broom say on April Fools? “I’m sweeping this joke under the rug.”
– What do you get when you prank a duck? A quack-up!
– Why did the cat act so sneaky? It was up to purranks.
– Why couldn’t the skeleton pull a prank? No guts!
– Knock knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow who? Cow-nt me in for jokes!
– Why did the dog roll in glitter? Because it wanted to be a sparkly-pup!
– What’s the fastest prank? A running joke.
– What do you call a sneaky sandwich? A hoagie hoax.
– Why did the chicken cross April 1st? To prank the other side.
– What’s a ghost’s favorite April prank? Boo-hoo jokes.
– What do you get when you tell a joke underwater? A wet laugh.
– Why did the cupcake hide? It got frosted with fake news.
– Knock knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry—it’s just a joke!
– Why was the crayon sad? It got left out of the pun.
– What kind of jokes does a cloud tell? Thunderous ones.
– Why did the robot prank the toaster? Just wired that way.
– What’s a pickle’s least favorite day? April Dills!
– Why did the cookie file a complaint? Crumbs everywhere!
– Knock knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut prank me again!
– What’s green, slimy, and says “Gotcha!”? April pool!
– Why did the fish laugh? He fell for the bait!
– What kind of jokes do bees love? Buzz-worthy ones.
– Why did the prank call go to voicemail? Because it was too cheesy.
– Knock knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca your lunch—April Fools!
– Why did the spoon join the circus? It wanted to stir up trouble.
– What’s a skeleton’s best prank? Rattling windows!
– What did the sock say to the shoe? You’ve been toed!
– Why don’t koalas pull pranks? They’re too koala-fied for that.
– What’s a donut’s favorite joke? One with a hole lot of laughs.
– Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing up as ketchup.
– Why do bananas never prank apples? They always slip up.
– What do you call a wizard’s prank? Abracadab-LOL!
– Why did the goat prank the farmer? It was feeling baaa-d.
– Knock knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up—it’s April Fools!
– Why did the grape stop laughing? It let out a little whine.
– What do pranksters eat for lunch? Hoax sandwiches.
April Fools Jokes for Kids to Play on Parents
These pranks are kid-approved and parent-safe—funny tricks that’ll have moms and dads wondering what day it is!
– I put a sign on the bathroom: “Out of Order. Use the yard.”
– I told Mom I spilled juice… on the ceiling.
– I handed Dad a TV remote… with no batteries.
– I replaced all the framed photos with pictures of goats.
– I wrote “April Fools!” on toilet paper in invisible ink.
– I told Mom the Wi-Fi password changed to “ILoveHomework123.”
– I made a fake spider out of pipe cleaners and put it on Dad’s pillow. Silent scream.
– I put food coloring in the milk. “Strawberry cow?”
– I taped the sink sprayer so it sprays sideways.
– I told Dad I accidentally deleted the internet.
– I put a sticky note on Mom’s back that said, “Official Hug Receiver.”
– I stuffed cotton balls in Dad’s shoes. Fluffy feet!
– I filled Mom’s purse with plastic dinosaurs. She found a new species.
– I said I broke the oven. Then I pulled out a cookie. “Just kidding—bake break!”
– I wrapped the shampoo bottle in plastic wrap. Squeaky clean confusion.
– I set every clock ahead by two hours. “Time flies!”
– I told Dad his car had been towed—by squirrels.
– I drew mustaches on family photos with dry erase marker. Instant upgrade.
– I taped the phone receiver down. Silent calls all day.
– I swapped the cereal bags into different boxes. Cheerio confusion.
– I told Mom there was a lizard in her laundry basket. She folded fast.
– I hid Dad’s coffee mug. Mission Bean Possible.
– I filled the soap dispenser with ketchup. “Mmm… moisturizing?”
– I told Mom my report card came… with straight Zs.
– I taped googly eyes on the light switches. They’re watching!
– I switched “sugar” and “salt” labels. Sorry, pancakes.
– I made a fake voicemail message: “You’ve reached the President.”
– I told Dad I was moving out—to Grandma’s… for candy.
– I flipped the language setting on the phone to Pirate.
– I placed a fake bug in Mom’s purse. She discovered scream therapy.
– I wrapped grapes like chocolates. “Surprise raisins!”
– I told Dad I joined the circus. My act? Juggling jelly.
– I made a “You Win!” note appear when Mom opened the fridge. She still smiled.
– I drew faces on the eggs. “They’re shell-shocked!”
– I told Mom I accidentally shaved my eyebrows. She did a double take.
– I hid the TV remote inside the couch… then sat on it.
– I told Dad I downloaded a “dad joke blocker.” He panicked.
– I wrote a note: “We adopted a llama!” and left it on the fridge.
– I put a “voice activated” sign on the microwave. Dad yelled burrito for 5 minutes.
– I wore sunglasses and called myself “Detective Fool.”
– I asked Mom if I could trade school for prank school.
– I told Dad I saw his childhood photo in a museum.
– I changed the contact names on Mom’s phone. Now Dad is “Captain Crunch.”
– I told Mom she was famous on TikTok. (She isn’t.)
– I hid the forks and left a note: “Use chopsticks only.”
– I made a “Don’t Open This Drawer” sign. She opened it. Confetti!
– I told Dad his mustache was trending on the internet.
– I set the alarm for 3:00 a.m. Just in case.
– I filled the bathroom with balloons. Good luck brushing your teeth.
– I replaced the car keys… with LEGO keys.
April Fools Jokes for Students
Perfect for prank-loving classmates, these school-safe jokes bring the laughs without getting you sent to the principal’s office.
– I told my friend the pop quiz was actually a dance battle.
– I replaced my pencil with a carrot. “Crunchy but not sharp.”
– I stuck a “Kick Me” sign on the whiteboard. Now it’s the teacher’s turn.
– I handed in a blank page and said, “It’s invisible ink homework.”
– I told everyone there was free pizza in the gym. There wasn’t.
– I wore two different shoes and said it was “Mismatch Monday.”
– I made a fake announcement: “School’s canceled for giggle overload.”
– I asked the teacher if April 1st is a national holiday.
– I taped all the desk drawers shut. Mission locked!
– I told my classmate I brought cookies—they were erasers.
– I raised my hand just to say, “APRIL FOOLS!”
– I turned all the classroom clocks forward. Recess time… all day.
– I drew a mustache on the projector screen. Professor Moustachio at your service.
– I put a “Meow” ringtone on my friend’s tablet. Pop quiz—cat edition.
– I told the teacher I left my homework in another dimension.
– I wrote “You’ve been pranked!” on the chalk… in chalk.
– I told everyone the school got renamed to “Prank Academy.”
– I gave the teacher a shiny apple… made of Play-Doh.
– I walked in with a briefcase and said, “I’m the new principal.”
– I taped a fake bug under someone’s chair. Screech level: 100.
– I wore glasses and called myself “Professor Prankster.”
– I said the floor was lava… and everyone jumped.
– I changed my Zoom name to “The Ghost of Homework Past.”
– I told the teacher I was part of a prank science experiment.
– I brought balloons to class and told everyone it was “Silent Pop Quiz Day.”
– I taped the teacher’s marker caps shut. Board games canceled.
– I swapped everyone’s name tags. Let the identity crisis begin!
– I turned my backpack inside out and said it’s “reversed learning day.”
– I used lemon juice to write a message on my paper. Spy vibes!
– I whispered, “Pass it on: The teacher’s a robot.”
– I brought a whoopee cushion to music class.
– I faked a sneeze with glitter. Shiny allergies!
– I asked for extra homework. That really shocked the teacher.
– I changed the ringtone on the class phone to “Baby Shark.”
– I made a sign that said “Recess Extended: Principal’s Orders.”
– I put a fake letter in my friend’s desk: “You’ve been selected for clown school.”
– I showed up wearing a tie and said I had a meeting with the superintendent.
– I brought an “invisible dog” on a leash and walked it around the playground.
– I asked the teacher if we could have a popcorn test instead of a pop quiz.
– I said I saw the janitor juggling chalkboard erasers.
– I told my friend we were switching to summer uniforms.
– I handed out “invisible candy.” It’s zero calories!
– I wrote “Help! Trapped in math class!” inside my notebook.
– I wore a cape and said, “Super Student reporting for duty.”
– I turned in a blank test. “The answers are imaginary numbers.”
– I convinced the class there would be a surprise fire drill at 10:03 a.m.
– I wrote a fake message on the class board: “Today is Pizza Friday… on a Tuesday.”
– I replaced the class hamster with a stuffed animal. No one noticed.
– I said the principal was on TikTok. Everyone searched immediately.
April Fools Jokes for Kids One Liners
Quick, punchy, and perfect for the prankster in a hurry—these one-liners hit fast and funny.
– I put ketchup in the toothpaste tube—now my breath tastes like fries.
– My sister said I wasn’t funny, so I put googly eyes on her shoes.
– I told Dad I made dinner—it was cereal with mustard.
– I glued my brother’s crayons together—rainbow prank unlocked.
– I told my mom I was invisible; she didn’t see it coming.
– I wore slippers to school and called it pajama pride.
– I taped a note to the fridge: “You’re being watched.”
– I faked a hiccup attack—then burped the alphabet.
– I wrote “April Fools” on a banana peel and left it as bait.
– I told Alexa to set an alarm for 2:00 a.m. Then I left town.
– I put glitter in my backpack and called it “sparkle security.”
– I swapped out cookies with sponges. Softest snack ever.
– I told my class I was allergic to homework—the teacher didn’t laugh.
– I sent a group text saying we had school on Sunday.
– I put a party horn in the car’s air vent. Instant confetti concert.
– I told my dog he’s adopted—he just wagged.
– I brought a potato to class and said it was our new student.
– I told my sister she had glitter in her hair—she still does.
– I changed all the contacts in Dad’s phone to vegetables.
– I painted googly eyes on the bathroom mirror—it blinked at me.
– I printed a sign: “This house is now a donut shop.”
– I froze cereal and milk overnight—breakfast block.
– I said I turned vegan, then ate six chicken nuggets.
– I put jelly beans in the sock drawer—toe beans.
– I turned the TV upside down using the remote. Now it’s a prank-umentary.
– I told my goldfish it was adopted. He gave me the cold fin.
– I replaced the sugar with salt. Pancakes now scream.
– I walked backward all day. “Moonwalking through April.”
– I asked Siri to marry me. She said, “Let’s just be friends.”
– I hid a rubber bug in my lunchbox. Even I screamed.
– I drew a fake crack on my phone screen. Dad cried harder than I did.
– I put whipped cream in a shoe. “Sole dessert!”
– I put stickers on the toilet lid. “Lid art gallery.”
– I told Grandma I joined a circus. She asked for tickets.
– I offered invisible popcorn. Everyone said it was light and airy.
– I switched the cereal bags. Breakfast roulette is real.
– I made a sock puppet that only says “April Fools.”
– I told the class my hamster could talk—then I squeaked a speech.
– I put a sticky note on my forehead: “Certified Prankster.”
– I taped cotton balls to the ceiling. Told everyone clouds were coming.
– I drew a frowny face on the lunch bag. Sadwich alert.
– I told my brother his Fortnite account got deleted. Instant meltdown.
– I played hide and seek by hiding… and never seeking.
– I wrote a joke in invisible ink. Still the funniest one yet.
– I replaced soap with a peeled grape. It slipped… but didn’t clean.
– I asked the teacher if “April Fools” counts as extra credit.
– I put jelly on a doorknob. Open at your own risk.
– I named the toilet “Sir Flush-a-lot.”
– I changed the Wi-Fi name to “NoInternet4U.”
– I left a note on my pillow: “Out of order. Use sibling’s bed.”
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That’s a wrap on the silliest april fools jokes for kids! From snack swaps to goofy one-liners, these clean and creative pranks are sure to bring giggles—not groans.
Whether your kids pull one or try them all, the goal is simple: spread laughter and light-hearted fun. Just remember, the best pranks are the ones everyone enjoys—yes, even Mom and Dad!
Got a favorite April Fools joke? Share it in the comments and pass the giggles on!
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