Here are some cheeky butt puns to crack a smile! These puns are sure to bring a smile to your face when you’re feeling cheeky.
From “bottoms up” to “rear end,” these puns are guaranteed to make you laugh your booty off. Let this pun-tastic ride take you on a ride of a lifetime!
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Classic Butt Puns
Let’s start off with some classic rear-enders that never go out of style.
– Butt wait, there’s more!
– I’m just here for the rear.
– That joke really cracked me up.
– No ifs, ands, or butts about it.
– I like big puns and I cannot lie.
– Behind every great pun is a cheeky idea.
– It’s a real pain in the sass.
– Glutes be gone — I laughed it off.
– That one was cheek-fully clever.
– This humor is bottom-tier in the best way.
– Let’s take a seat and think about it.
– I can’t handle this level of cheekiness.
– That was a total back-end compliment.
– Talk about bringing up the rear.
– Let’s not drag our butts on this.
– Full moon rising… with laughs.
– Cheek out that joke!
– Rear-ly good one.
– I don’t give a glute.
– Sit down — this is serious.
– My sense of humor is half off — like gym shorts.
– I’m cracking under pressure.
– The puns are coming in hot cross buns.
– Bootyful timing on that line.
– I pulled that joke out of the seat of my pants.
– I came, I saw, I sat.
– That joke made my cheeks hurt.
– Can we rear-range the punchline?
– You’ve got some cheek telling that joke.
– Get to the bottom of it!
– I’m not bluffing — I’m butt-ing in.
– That pun? Rear-markable.
– Some jokes are just built from the bottom up.
– I didn’t see that pun coming — it snuck up from behind.
– Back to back laughter.
– Wipe the smirk off your face.
– You’ve got a pun-derful posterior.
– Let’s talk bottom line.
– One cheeky pun deserves another.
– Don’t make an ash of yourself.
– Just cheekin’ in with this one.
– This humor is rear-endorsed.
– I stand behind these jokes — firmly.
– Seat yourself before reading.
– It’s a pun-derful day for buns.
– These puns go cheek to cheek.
– I never skip pun day.
– That’s the backstory.
– Pun and done — from the rearview.
See Also: Owl Puns
Gym Butt Puns
Squat goals, glute jokes, and gym humor that flexes hard.
– I lift, therefore I squat.
– Glutes engaged. Sass activated.
– Squat happens.
– Drop it like a squat.
– No ifs, just big lifts.
– Glute-iful gains today.
– I like big glutes and I cannot lie.
– Booty-licious reps incoming.
– Deadlifts and thick rifts.
– I don’t skip leg day. I sit through it.
– Activated buns — now serving sass.
– Gluteus maxed out.
– My squats bring all the jokes to the yard.
– I’m all about that base.
– This is a no-flat-zone.
– You call it sweating, I call it rear-rangement.
– Glutes for the gods.
– Just a cheeky little PR.
– My gym partner? Resistance bands and bad puns.
– I squat so I don’t crack.
– This isn’t sweat — it’s sparkle from my buns.
– Thighs before guys.
– Leg day? More like booty bonanza.
– Welcome to the glute loop.
– Ass-sets fully deployed.
– I’m raising the bar… and my buns.
– That’s a squat-tastic look.
– Tush push day.
– Don’t hate — elevate that peach.
– Bottoms up, reps down.
– Rest day? Never heard of her.
– Squatting: the ultimate cheek test.
– Lunging toward greatness.
– That gym selfie’s got rear appeal.
– Got buns, hun.
– I came. I squatted. I conquered.
– Planks for the memories.
– Core tight, cheeks tighter.
– Twerkout complete.
– This routine is glute-ifully awful.
– I booty believe in myself.
– Resistance is glute-ile.
– You can’t handle this cheek pump.
– Post-workout soreness? Rear consequences.
– Toned, trained, and bootified.
– Cheeks of steel, heart of gold.
– One squat closer to greatness.
– Form checked. Sass confirmed.
– My gym goals? Booty-ful chaos.
– That rep hit me right in the buns.
See Also: Otter Puns
Short Butt Puns
Bite-sized and cheeky — perfect for captions, comments, or quick laughs.
– Cheek out my style.
– Booty call? Always.
– Rear-view vibes only.
– Sass-peration levels rising.
– Bottoms up!
– Seat-uation critical.
– Rump roast ready.
– Tushy talk activated.
– Glute-tastic day ahead.
– Butt seriously…
– Cushion for pun-ishment.
– Cheek speak fluent.
– No ifs, just cheeky grins.
– Buns blazing!
– Mood: peach emoji.
– Flat out funny.
– Booty-ful mind.
– Rear-sonable humor.
– Sit happens.
– Butt of the joke.
– Firm believer in squats.
– This seat’s taken.
– I crack up easily.
– That’s cheeky.
– Peach state of mind.
– Posterior priorities.
– Don’t sass me.
– Hind-sight’s 20/20.
– Bottom-tier brilliance.
– Full cheek ahead!
– Cheek mode: ON.
– Sit-tastic energy.
– Thicc with jokes.
– Buns and puns.
– Low seats, high standards.
– Peach vibes only.
– Too cheeky to care.
– Seat yourself accordingly.
– Hindquarters humor.
– Tush crush.
– Bootylicious banter.
– Rear-ly relevant.
– Mood: crackin’ up.
– Let’s roll cheeks.
– Built from the bottom up.
– No cheeks left behind.
– Soft serve sass.
– Buns out, puns out.
See Also: Donkey Puns
Romantic Butt Puns
These love puns go straight to the rear — I mean, heart. Perfect for flirty texts and cheeky Valentine’s Day cards.
– You’ve got a rear-grip on my heart.
– I’m head over heels… and cheeks.
– Love you from the bottom of my… well, you know.
– I fell for you — and landed on my seat.
– You make my heart skip a cheek.
– You had me at “nice buns.”
– I can’t help but stare — you’ve got pun-derful cheeks.
– Let’s be cheek to cheek forever.
– You give me that full moon feeling.
– Our love? Bottomless.
– You’re my perfect cushion.
– I’d never turn the other cheek on you.
– Love is patient, love is kind, love is… squishy.
– We go together like squats and soreness.
– I’ll follow you… even from behind.
– Let’s not butt heads — just butts.
– You make my heart do squats.
– You complete my… posterior half.
– Let’s stick together like tight yoga pants.
– You’re the apple of my… everything.
– Cupid must’ve been aiming for your back end.
– I’ve got buns for you, babe.
– If I had a nickel for every time I thought about your butt…
– You’re the reason for my glute activation.
– Let’s make every day cheeky.
– Love you like Sunday brunch loves a soft seat.
– Your smile is nice… but your behind? Wow.
– I’ve got a crush on your cushion.
– I’m emotionally rear-ended by you.
– You’re the buns I can’t live without.
– My type? Emotionally available and well-squatted.
– You stole my heart — and probably my seat.
– I don’t mind being the butt of your love story.
– Your hugs = full cheek contact.
– You give me glute flutters.
– Can’t stop loving you — it’s a gluteal reaction.
– Sit by me forever.
– My love for you is fully seated.
– Love you even on leg day.
– You’ve got my heart — and my cushion.
– Together we’re two cheeks of a whole.
– I want a love that lasts longer than gym soreness.
– Your personality’s great, but your seat’s the real showstopper.
– Our love story? Rear-tastic.
– You make my soul thicc.
– Butt I really, really like you.
– This relationship has some serious back support.
– I’d follow your rear into the sunset.
See Also: Whale Puns
Butt Puns for Kids
These kid-friendly buns of fun keep it silly, safe, and squeaky clean.
– Why did the chair get promoted? It had good bottom-line results!
– What do you call a laughing backside? A giggle-butt!
– Where do chairs go to school? Sit-down elementary!
– What kind of pants do jokes wear? Funny bottoms!
– What’s a couch’s favorite dance? The cheek shuffle!
– Why did the seat get an A? It had excellent support!
– How do you make a chair giggle? Tickle its cushions!
– What do you call a talking chair? A wise-crack!
– What’s a butt’s favorite color? Peach!
– Why did the pants go to therapy? They had separation issues!
– What did the chair say to the floor? “I’ve got your back!”
– Why did the jeans bring a pencil? For a rear-view drawing!
– Why are chairs always calm? They’ve learned how to sit with things.
– What did one cheek say to the other? “Let’s stick together!”
– Where do butts go on vacation? Seat-attle!
– Why was the bench so smart? It had great posture!
– How do you fix a broken seat? With duct-tape and hugs!
– What’s a cushion’s favorite subject? Recess!
– What’s a chair’s favorite vegetable? Rear-roots!
– Why did the butt win the race? It had a head start from behind!
– What do you call a superhero chair? Captain Cushion!
– What’s soft, round, and full of jokes? This whole list!
– Why was the bean bag blushing? It got sat on unexpectedly!
– What do kids and chairs have in common? They both wiggle a lot!
– Why did the student love their desk chair? It always had their back!
– Why was the swing so funny? It had a great sense of bottom humor!
– How does a butt say goodbye? “Catch you on the flip side!”
– Why did the pillow cross the road? To cushion the other side!
– What do chairs wear on Halloween? Cush-tumes!
– Why was the recliner a good friend? It never let anyone fall.
See Also: Turkey Puns
Name-Based Butt Puns
Need a funny name for a character, pet, or username? These rear-rific names are full of sass and squish.
– Booty McButtface
– Sir Sits-a-Lot
– Gluteus Prime
– Rearlock Holmes
– Cheeky Chandler
– Patty O’Cushion
– Rumpelstiltskin
– Thiccy Minaj
– Ben Cheekin
– Kim Rear-dashian
– Seymour Buns
– Cushy Collins
– Butty McSnuggles
– Tushy Turner
– Barack O-Backside
– Sir Peaches-a-Plenty
– Hindson Button
– Ricky Rear
– Squatty Pippen
– Moonique
– Glute-y Judy
– Booty Lou Who
– Bunsen Burner
– Rear-nando
– Thiccolas Cage
– Cheeky McFly
– Pablo Pic-ass-o
– Cushion Timberlake
– Muffin McBuns
– Glutius Clay
– Seat-ra Banks
– Bey-rear-ce
– Buttney Spears
– Lord of the Rims
– Jon Hammstring
– Rear-y Potter
– Thique Newton
– Bootyana Grande
– Sitney Crosby
– Elton John’s Chair
– Sir Bunsalot
– Oprah Sitfrey
– Rear-old Sanderson
– Demi Loveseat-o
– Rearvin Johnson
– Bun Jovi
– SpongeBum SquareSeat
– Cheekoncé
– Bum Shady
Here it is, folks! Our cheeky roundup of the best rear entertainment is sure to keep you laughing all the way to the end.
Zack Hart
Hey there! I’m Zack Hart, the pun-dedicated brain behind PunParade.
Based in Alaska, I built this site for everyone who believes a well-placed pun can brighten a dull day.
Whether you’re into clever wordplay or cringe-worthy dad jokes, you’ll find your fix here. We’re all about bringing the world closer — one pun at a time.