Get ready for a giggle-fest made just for the little comedians in your life! These jokes for 6–7 year olds are packed with silly punchlines, funny questions, and just the right amount of goofiness to keep kids entertained for hours. They’re simple, clean, and totally schoolyard-approved.
Perfect for lunchbox notes, bedtime chuckles, or family fun time, these jokes are sure to bring big laughs to little faces. Let the smiles roll in—because there’s nothing funnier than a 6-year-old telling their favorite joke with pride!
Contents
- 1 Short Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds
- 2 Jokes for 5-6 Year Olds
- 3 Short Funny Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds in English
- 4 Funny Jokes for Kids (8–9)
- 5 Short Funny Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds One Liners
- 6 Jokes for 7 Year Olds
- 7 Jokes for 6–7 Year Olds One Liner
- 8 Fun Q&A Jokes for Kids
- 9 Silly Jokes for 6–7 Year Olds
- 10 Knock Knock Jokes for Young Children
- 11 Clever Jokes for Kids
- 12 Animal Jokes for Kids
- 13 Riddles and Jokes for Children
- 14 Funny Jokes for 6–7 Year Olds
- 15 Clean Jokes for Kids
- 16 Easy Jokes for Young Kids
- 17 Jokes for Family Fun
- 18 Birthday Jokes for Kids
- 19 School Jokes for 6–7 Year Olds
- 20 Seasonal Jokes for Kids
Short Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds
Tiny jokes with big belly laughs! These are short, sweet, and perfect for quick fun.
– Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? He was stuffed!
– What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
– Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
– What did the cat say after eating a lemon? Purr-sour!
– Why did the cookie go to school? It wanted to be a smart cookie.
– How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
– What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
– What’s fast, loud, and crunchy? A rocket chip!
– Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
– What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!
– Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
– What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
– Why did the girl bring a ladder to school? She wanted to go to high school.
– What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my I’s on you.
– Why did the spider go to school? To learn web design.
– What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
– What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear!
– Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
– How do you talk to a giant? Use big words!
– What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music!
– What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? I-scream!
– Why did the cow win an award? Because she was outstanding in her field!
– What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
– Why did the robot go on a diet? He had too many bytes!
– What did the frog say when he found his favorite snack? Toad-ally delicious!
– Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep its nuts dry.
– What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
– Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
– What do you get if you cross a duck and a firework? A firequacker!
– What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.
– What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
– How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
– What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
– Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
– What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
– Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
– What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
– Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
– What did the stamp say to the envelope? Stick with me, and we’ll go places!
– What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.
– Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they are too transparent!
– What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
– What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
– What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?
– How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints!
– What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
– Why can’t Elsa hold a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!
– What’s brown and sticky? A stick!
– Why did the bee brush its hair? Because it had a honeycomb!
Jokes for 5-6 Year Olds
These jokes are extra simple and silly—perfect for younger kids who love to laugh at anything funny-sounding!
– What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me!
– Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their buttquacks!
– Why was the broom late? It over-swept!
– How do cows count? With a cow-culator!
– What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn?
– What game do elephants play on the playground? Squash!
– Why don’t ducks need GPS? **They always find their way home—**quack-ly!
– What kind of dog can tell time? A watch-dog!
– Why did the pig get sunburned? Because he forgot his oinkment!
– What’s a snake’s favorite subject? Hiss-tory.
– What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
– Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
– What do cows read in the morning? The moos-paper!
– Why did the ice cream truck break down? Because of the rocky road!
– What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
– Why don’t lions eat clowns? They taste funny!
– What does a witch use to do her hair? Scarespray!
– Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs!
– What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
– What kind of insect is always on the computer? A web bug!
– How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
– Why did the grapes stop in the middle of the road? They ran out of juice!
– What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Rrrrr!
– What’s a pirate’s favorite subject? Arrrrt!
– What did the apple say to the worm? Stop gobbling me up!
– How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it.
– What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m changing!
– Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!
– What’s a ghost’s favorite ride? The roller-ghoster!
– What is brown and hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!
– Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal!
– What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach!
– Why did the man run around his bed? To catch up on sleep!
– How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
– Why was the calendar so popular? It had a lot of dates!
– What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost.
– Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
– What is a cat’s favorite treat? Mice cream!
– What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad sandals!
– What does a vampire take for a sore throat? Coffin drops!
– What do you call a story told by a dinosaur? A dino-yarn.
– What did the toast say to the butter? You’re on a roll!
– Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it!
– What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom!
– What did the cow say on vacation? Moo-ve over!
– What did one eye say to the other? Between us, something smells!
– What is orange and goes “pppppppppp”? A carrot with a machine gun!
– What do ghosts eat for dinner? Spook-etti!
– What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor?!
– What do you get when you cross a duck with a computer? A quacktop!
– Why did the banana go to school? To learn how to split!
Short Funny Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds in English
These short and funny jokes are great for young readers and English learners alike—simple setups, silly punchlines!
– What’s the best day to go to the beach? Sun-day!
– Why did the pancake get a job? It was flipping awesome!
– What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear!
– Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they dribble a lot!
– What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit? Boo-berries!
– Why don’t you play cards in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
– What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill.
– What happens when you tell a joke while ice skating? You crack up!
– What’s a sheep’s favorite game? Baa-dminton!
– Why did the bird go to school? To improve its tweet-eracy.
– What do you call a train that sneezes? A-choo-choo train!
– What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange!
– What did the cat wear to bed? Paw-jamas!
– What kind of dog loves to take bubble baths? A shampoo-dle!
– Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
– What did the banana say to the dog? Banana split!
– What’s a skeleton’s favorite snack? Spare ribs!
– Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
– What has hands but can’t clap? A clock!
– Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!
– What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Computer chips!
– What’s a snowman’s favorite lunch? Iceburgers!
– What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious!
– Why did the frog take the bus? Because his car got toad.
– What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangsgiving!
– What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you!
– What’s the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!
– What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
– Why did the book join the police? It wanted to go undercover!
– What do you call a dancing cow? A moo-ver and shaker!
– What did the baby light bulb say to the mama light bulb? I wuv you watts and watts!
– Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs!
– What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly? A chicken!
– What is a cow’s favorite subject? Moo-sic.
– What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!
– Why was the crayon sad? It was feeling blue.
– What kind of socks do pirates wear? Arrrrgyle!
– Why did the fish cross the road? Because it was hooked!
– What do you call a sleepy dinosaur? A dino-snore!
– Why did the farmer win an award? Because he was out-standing in his field.
– Why did the jellybean go to school? To become a smartie!
– What’s brown and sneaks through the jungle? Tarzan’s shoes!
– Why do cows make good secret agents? They’re always in-cow-nito!
– What’s a cat’s favorite treat on a hot day? A purr-sicle!
– How do you count cows? With a cow-culator.
– What do clouds do when they get rich? They make it rain!
– Why did the dolphin bring a towel to school? For the swimming lesson!
– What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
– Why did the owl invite all his friends over? Because he didn’t give a hoot about being alone!
Funny Jokes for Kids (8–9)
These jokes are just a tiny bit wittier—perfect for kids who love to laugh and are starting to enjoy wordplay even more!
– What did the volcano say on a date? I lava you!
– Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something!
– How do you organize a space party? You planet!
– What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
– Why did the scarecrow win a prize? Because he was outstanding in his field!
– What’s the strongest day of the week? Saturday—because all the others are weak-days!
– What did one math book say to the other? I’ve got so many problems.
– Why did the duck get detention? Because he quacked jokes in class!
– Why don’t you ever trust a pencil? It’s always sketchy.
– What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop music!
– Why do ghosts make bad liars? Because they’re too transparent.
– What did one elevator say to the other? I think I’m coming down with something!
– Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
– Why did the keyboard break up with the mouse? There was no click.
– What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer.
– What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister!
– Why are pirates so good at spelling? Because they always say “R” clearly!
– What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
– What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Krispies!
– Why do melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
– What did the boy astronaut say to his crush? I need space—but I still like you!
– Why was the broom promoted? It really swept the competition!
– What do you call two bananas on the floor? Slippers!
– What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark? Flood lights!
– What’s a computer’s favorite thing to snack on? Microchips!
– Why did the orange stop halfway up the hill? It ran out of juice.
– What’s the best way to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
– What did the grape do when it got stepped on? It let out a little wine!
– Why did the fish get bad grades? Because it was below sea level!
– Why was the cat sitting on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse.
– What’s a cow’s favorite sci-fi movie? Moo-lan!
– Why was the stadium so cool? It was filled with fans!
– Why are fish so smart? Because they spend all day in schools.
– What do you call a witch who lives on the beach? A sand-witch.
– What do you call a horse who lives next door? Your neigh-bor!
– Why did the skeleton stay home from the party? He had no body to go with.
– What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby.
– What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
– Why didn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
– What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick!
– Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many sharp objects!
– Why can’t penguins play cards? Because they’re always sitting on the deck.
– What happens when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite.
– What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
– Why don’t ants get sick? Because they have tiny ant-bodies.
– Why did the magician get in trouble? He pulled a rabbit out of his report card!
– What did the bee say to the flower? Hello, honey!
– What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline? Milkshake!
– What’s a banana’s favorite sport? Split-end football!
Short Funny Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds One Liners
These quick-fire one-liners are perfect for fast laughs—short, silly, and super easy to remember!
– Lettuce celebrate—it’s salad’s birthday!
– I’m reading a book on anti-gravity—it’s impossible to put down!
– I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
– I saw a kid kicking a can down the road. I asked him what he was doing. He said, “Moving!”
– My cat’s favorite color is purr-ple.
– I asked the clock for help—it just hands me the time.
– I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!
– Never trust atoms. They make up everything!
– I had a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy.
– I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
– The pencil broke, so I gave it pointed advice.
– I named my dog “Five Miles” so I can say I walked Five Miles today.
– The snowman had a meltdown.
– I told my shoes a joke, but they didn’t laced-ten.
– My computer sings—it’s got a-Dell inside!
– I brought a ladder to school so I could go to high school.
– I gave my dad a broken drum—you just can’t beat it.
– The vampire became a chef because he wanted to work with steak.
– I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
– I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
– I asked the librarian if they had books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
– I’m no good at math, but I know 2+2 = fish.
– That skeleton failed art class—he had no body to draw.
– I took a nap in the bakery—I was on a roll.
– I wanted to tell a chemistry joke, but got no reaction.
– I couldn’t find the banana peel—it split.
– I spilled ketchup on my math test. Now it’s a red herring.
– The bicycle couldn’t find its way—it was two-tired.
– I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went… then it dawned on me.
– I started a hide-and-seek club—but no one showed up.
– I used to have a job crushing cans… It was soda-pressing.
– The banana told the ice cream, “You make me melt.”
– I dropped my phone in the sink—it’s now in de-nile.
– The tomato turned red because it saw the salad dressing.
– My plant is a great listener—it always leaves me alone.
– The sandwich wasn’t hungry—it was already full of bologna.
– I opened the fridge and found a note: “I’m chillin’.”
– I wrote a song about tortillas—actually, it’s more of a wrap.
– My dog’s name is “Sit.” It gets really confusing at the park.
– I didn’t like the velcro shoes—they were a rip-off.
– My computer’s frozen—I think it left the Windows open.
– I asked the mirror to tell me a joke—it just reflected.
– My cat sits on my homework to make sure it’s purr-fect.
– That magician’s joke was trick-y.
– I met a snowman on vacation—he was a total melt.
– I told the joke to my goldfish. He said it was fin-tastic.
– I put my root beer in a square cup—now it’s just beer.
– I wanted to be an astronaut, but I needed more space.
– I caught a cold once—it was snot funny.
Jokes for 7 Year Olds
These jokes are a little more playful and clever—just the kind of silly humor that 7-year-olds absolutely love!
– What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
– Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was programmed to!
– What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
– Why don’t you ever fight with a math teacher? They’ll always find your problems.
– Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse!
– What do you call a dinosaur who never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops!
– What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of exercise? The plank!
– Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog!
– What did the bee say when it got home? Hive sweet hive!
– Why can’t you trust a calendar? It’s full of dates!
– Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrrticulation!
– What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? Irrelephant.
– Why did the chicken go to the library? To check out a cluck-book!
– Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long.
– Why was the broom so tired? It was always sweeping around!
– What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed!
– What do you call a kangaroo wearing glasses? A smart hopper!
– Why did the grape stop rolling? It ran out of juice.
– What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
– What’s the best thing to say when you lose a game? I’m not lion—I’ll win next time!
– Why did the apple go out with a fig? Because it couldn’t find a date!
– What do you call a fish that wears a crown? King Neptune!
– Why did the monkey like the banana phone? Because it had great a-peel!
– How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away its credit card!
– Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
– What do you call a cow in space? A moon-walker!
– What’s a vampire’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
– Why did the jellybean sit all alone? Because it felt jelly-us.
– What do you call a dog that loves to dig? A barkaeologist!
– Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school? Because they’re all in high school!
– Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in the strawberry patch!
– What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini.
– Why did the owl get detention? Because he was being a bit of a hoot!
– What did one volcano say to the other on Valentine’s Day? I lava you!
– Why did the music class bring a ladder? They wanted to reach the high notes!
– What do you call a turtle with no shell? Homeless.
– Why did the pirate bring a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw some attention!
– What did the fox say when it saw the homework? What the fax?!
– Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!
– What does a book do during summer vacation? It gets shelved!
– What do planets like to read? Comet books!
– What did the hamburger name its daughter? Patty!
– What’s a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mewsic!
– Why did the bird do well in school? Because it was an early bird!
– What did the cow say after dinner? That was legen-dairy!
– What does a peanut wear to a party? A shell suit!
– Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
– What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop!
– Why did the ant sit on the phone? To be on call!
– What’s a computer’s least favorite food? Spam!
Jokes for 6–7 Year Olds One Liner
These punchy one-liners are easy to remember and even easier to laugh at—perfect for little comedians!
– I told my dog a joke—he paws-itively loved it!
– I brought a book on glue—now I’m stuck reading it.
– I asked the moon for a joke—it said, “I’m over the sun.”
– I got a job at the bakery because I kneaded dough.
– I told my pillow a secret—it never talks back.
– I didn’t like my haircut at first, but it’s growing on me.
– I played hide and seek in the fog—I mist everyone!
– My lamp is so bright—it’s a real light bulb moment.
– I danced with a broom—it swept me off my feet.
– My pet rock is shy—it never takes things for granite.
– I saw a clock do stand-up—it had timing!
– I gave my computer a cookie—it said 404 snack not found.
– I whispered to the fridge—it said, “Cool story!”
– I was going to clean my room… but then I swept it under the rug.
– My backpack told a joke—it really carried the team.
– The ruler told me a joke, but it was too straight.
– My lunchbox is full of jokes—it’s a pun-chbox.
– I asked my socks to behave—they said they’d toe the line.
– I asked the flower to laugh—it gave a blooming giggle.
– I tried to make butter—but I just churned out jokes.
– I saw a ghost’s diary—it was full of boo-hoos.
– I told a joke in space—it was out of this world.
– I bought a belt made of watches—it was a waist of time.
– My lunch started singing—it was soup-er talented.
– My shadow is funny—it’s a real stand-up silhouette.
– I got lost in a cornfield—it was a maize-ing experience.
– I told a joke in art class—it got mixed reviews.
– My shoes love to dance—they’ve got sole.
– The spaghetti made a joke—it was pasta-tively hilarious.
– I asked my blanket if it liked jokes—it said, “I’m covering you!”
– My mirror tells jokes—it’s always a reflective comedian.
– I had a joke about skipping, but I jumped over it.
– I drew a face on my sandwich—it’s a breadwinner.
– I met a broom at a party—it said, “Let’s sweep the dance floor!”
– I got scared of my coat—it was hanging around too long.
– My calculator told a joke—it was too calculated.
– I asked the cloud to stop raining—it said, “No drip, no joke!”
– My marshmallow told a joke—it had a soft punchline.
– I stepped on a joke—it was a flat-out laugh.
– My cup is shy—it always mugs me in silence.
– The peanut told me a joke—it was nutty fun.
– I gave my joke a parachute—it still fell flat.
– I told a joke to my sandwich—it gave me a crusty smile.
– The TV made a joke—it was remote-ly funny.
– I asked my banana if it wanted to tell a joke—it said, “Peel no pressure.”
– The moon told a bedtime joke—it was a lunar laugh.
– My alarm clock is funny—it always rings a bell.
– My shoelace told a joke—it got tied up in laughter.
– My backpack told a pun—it’s carrying a lot of material.
– My kite told a windy joke—it was uplifting.
Fun Q&A Jokes for Kids
These playful Q&A jokes are perfect for sharing at school, on car rides, or anytime someone says, “Tell me a joke!”
– Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A: Because the farmer had cold hands!
– Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks!
– Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
– Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.
– Q: What’s the best thing to wear in the snow?
A: An ig-loo!
– Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: He didn’t want to be a hot dog!
– Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburned zebra!
– Q: What kind of button won’t unbutton?
A: A belly button!
– Q: Why don’t ghosts go out in the rain?
A: It dampens their spirits!
– Q: What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
– Q: Why was the computer cold?
A: It left its Windows open!
– Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A: A palm tree!
– Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato!
– Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because it felt crummy!
– Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
– Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
A: They’d crack each other up!
– Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
– Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital?
A: It wasn’t peeling well!
– Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A: A woolly jumper!
– Q: Why did the student eat his test?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
– Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator!
– Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A: A friend you can count on!
– Q: Why can’t Elsa hold a balloon?
A: Because she’ll let it go!
– Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look, I’m changing!
– Q: Why did the frog take the bus?
A: Because his car got toad!
– Q: What kind of nut doesn’t like money?
A: A cash-ew!
– Q: Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?
A: Because it was already stuffed!
– Q: What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A: A trom-bone!
– Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
– Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: A pork chop!
– Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A: A can’t opener!
– Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools!
– Q: What happens when you tell a joke while ice skating?
A: You crack up!
– Q: Why did the book go to the hospital?
A: Because it hurt its spine!
– Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
– Q: What kind of room doesn’t have doors?
A: A mushroom!
– Q: What did one snowflake say to the other?
A: You’re one of a kind!
– Q: Why did the owl get a promotion?
A: Because he was a real hoot at work!
– Q: What’s a vampire’s least favorite room in the house?
A: The living room!
– Q: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: One says “Spit out your gum!” and the other says “Choo-choo!”
– Q: What did one hat say to the other?
A: You stay here—I’ll go on ahead!
– Q: Why don’t ants get sick?
A: Because they have tiny ant-bodies!
– Q: What do you call a cold dog?
A: A chili dog!
– Q: Why did the fish blush?
A: Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
– Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
– Q: Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
A: Because it might peel!
– Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they don’t know the words!
– Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and quackers!
Silly Jokes for 6–7 Year Olds
These jokes are delightfully goofy and full of imagination—ideal for kids who love a little nonsense with their giggles!
– Why don’t bananas ever feel lonely? Because they hang out in bunches!
– What did the cow say to the grass? It’s moo-licious!
– Why did the tomato turn into a superhero? Because it couldn’t ketchup in time!
– What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Do-you-think-he-saurus!
– Why did the dog bring a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw some attention!
– What happened when the lion ate the clown? He felt funny!
– Why did the chicken wear a tuxedo? Because he was going to a peck-nic!
– What do you call a pig who plays basketball? A ball hog!
– Why was the broom giggling in the corner? Because it just swept up a joke!
– What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
– Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the moooon!
– What do you call a spider that likes jokes? A web-comedian!
– Why did the hot dog wear a sweater? Because it was a chili dog!
– What’s a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping!
– Why was the math test so unhappy? Because it had too many word problems!
– What did the popcorn say to the butter? You make me melt!
– What do you call a duck that loves to make jokes? A wise-quacker!
– What’s green, loud, and smells like spinach? A shouting salad!
– Why did the pancake jump out of the frying pan? It couldn’t take the heat!
– What do cows do when they’re bored? Watch mooo-vies!
– What do you call a horse who loves jokes? A neigh-gician!
– Why did the turtle cross the road slowly? To shell-ebrate life!
– What do aliens do after school? Go to flying saucer practice!
– Why did the banana ride a skateboard? Because it wanted to do some slip tricks!
– What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline? A milkshake!
– What do ducks use to fix things? Duck tape!
– Why was the ghost so tired? Because it had too many “boo”-ties to haunt!
– Why did the pencil cross the paper? To draw the other side!
– What do you call a dragon who loves silly jokes? A pun-king!
– What’s a squirrel’s favorite way to watch TV? Nut-flix!
– What’s a fish’s favorite instrument? The bass guitar!
– Why did the unicorn wear a silly hat? To horn around!
– What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game? Hop-scotch!
– Why did the socks break up? Because they lost their sole-mate!
– What’s a pirate’s favorite cereal? Captain Crunch!
– Why don’t clouds take tests? Because they always drift off!
– Why did the jellybean go to school? To become a smartie!
– What kind of jokes do volcanoes love? Eruptions of laughter!
– What’s a robot’s favorite snack? Computer chips!
– Why did the sandwich blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
– What’s a witch’s favorite school subject? Spelling!
– What do cats eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies!
– Why did the banana go to art class? It wanted to draw-peel!
– What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops!
– Why did the astronaut get in trouble at school? He needed more space!
– What do you call a sheep who sings? A baa-ritone!
– Why don’t crayons ever win races? They always draw!
– What’s a cookie’s favorite sport? Dough-ging!
– Why did the whale bring a backpack? Because it was going to school of fish!
– Why did the chair start laughing? Someone sat on a whoopee cushion!
Knock Knock Jokes for Young Children
These classic call-and-response jokes are perfect for little ones learning the rhythm of humor. Knock knock… who’s there? Endless giggles!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry—it’s just a joke!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in before I melt!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow, you’re excited to see me!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be knocking all day?
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a spider!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out to play?
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas give me one more chance!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget to smile today!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot the punchline!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone, I’m reading!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, please!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee happy, it’s joke time!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you lean it too far!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind—it’s pointless!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake—wanna help?
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olaf.
Olaf who?
Olaf you very much!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside—let me in!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom body stop me, I’m on a joke roll!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair we are again!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Don’t cry—it’s just a joke, not a cook-out!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume—it’s joke time!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice.
Ice who?
Ice you again soon!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Buttercup.
Buttercup who?
Buttercup, we’re going to grandma’s!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Waffle.
Waffle who?
Waffle you don’t stop laughing?
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jelly.
Jelly who?
Jelly good to see you!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Llama.
Llama who?
Llama tell you another joke!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Yoda.
Yoda who?
Yoda best friend ever!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sofa.
Sofa who?
Sofa, so good!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Pizza joke made you laugh!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you another one!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Noodle.
Noodle who?
Noodle little laugh never hurt anyone!
– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese a real joker!
Clever Jokes for Kids
These witty kid-friendly jokes are great for kids who love brainy wordplay—and a little “aha!” with their ha-ha!
– Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
– What do you call a story about a broken pencil? Pointless.
– Why did the music note get in trouble? It was caught doing treble!
– What do you get when you divide a pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter? Pumpkin π!
– Why don’t eggs ever get into arguments? They don’t like to crack under pressure.
– How does the moon cut its hair? Eclipse it.
– What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert? Pi!
– Why did the square and triangle break up? Because they had too many angles.
– What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter? Jellyfish!
– What do librarians take with them when they go fishing? Bookworms.
– What did one pencil say to the other? You’re looking sharp!
– Why did the skeleton do well in school? He was very humerus!
– What’s a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation? A scare-plane.
– What do you call a thinking insect? A contemplate-a-pillar!
– Why did the brain go to school? To get a little smarter!
– What did the circle say to the square? You’re so edgy.
– Why did the scientist keep a pet cloud? He wanted a little thunder buddy.
– What did the number 0 say to number 8? Nice belt!
– Why are giraffes such clever animals? They’re always thinking on a higher level.
– What did the eraser say to the pencil? You make too many mistakes!
– What’s a calculator’s favorite dance? The number shuffle!
– What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.
– Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!
– Why did the light bulb fail school? It wasn’t too bright.
– How do bees get to school? On the buzz!
– Why did the ruler go to school? To measure up!
– What did the paper say to the pen? Write on!
– What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeño business!
– Why did the atom cross the road? It was looking for a reaction!
– Why are obtuse angles always so frustrated? Because they’re never right!
– What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte!
– Why can’t you trust stairs? They’re always up to something.
– What did the teacher say about the cloud’s report? It was a little foggy.
– What’s smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
– What did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you!
– Why was the spider a great student? Because he always got good web results.
– What kind of school do surfers attend? Boarding school!
– What’s a skeleton’s favorite subject? Alge-bone!
– Why did the clock get a medal? Because it had great timing!
– What’s a pirate’s favorite school subject? Arrrrt.
– Why did the notebook blush? Because it saw the teacher’s notes!
– What kind of test do vampires hate? Blood tests.
– Why was the math book so moody? It had too many problems.
– What do you call a dog who loves school? A pup-il.
– Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to school? Because it wanted to pack in some knowledge!
– What’s a ghost’s favorite subject? Boo-ology!
– Why was the student’s computer cold? Because it left its windows open!
– What kind of tree is always at school? A geometry.
– Why did the owl ace the spelling test? Because he was a real wise guy!
– What did the backpack say to the lunchbox? You carry the snacks, I’ll carry the future!
Animal Jokes for Kids
From furry friends to feathery funnies, these animal jokes are paws-itively perfect for any young animal lover!
– What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
– Why don’t fish do well in school? Because they work below sea level!
– What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and legs!
– What do cows read in the morning? The moos-paper!
– What did the cat say when it lost all its money? I’m paw!
– Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it’s too far to walk!
– What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
– What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!
– Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them!
– What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador!
– Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys!
– What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open-toad sandals!
– Why was the owl good at math? Because it was a wise one!
– What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop!
– Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse!
– What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!
– What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny!
– What do you call a cat that can sing? A meow-sician!
– Why did the squirrel bring a ladder? To get to the acorn-y jokes!
– Why did the duck cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
– What do fish say when they hit a wall? Dam!
– Why was the crab so grumpy? Because it was shellfish!
– What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper!
– What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
– What kind of horse goes out after dark? A night-mare!
– Why can’t you play cards with a cheetah? Because it’s always spotted cheating!
– What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!
– Why was the goat so good at singing? Because it had perfect bleat!
– What’s a dog’s favorite instrument? A trom-bone!
– How does a bee get to school? On the buzz!
– What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
– Why did the owl say “who”? Because he didn’t know either!
– What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark? A bird that talks your ear off—then eats you!
– Why don’t pandas like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
– What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop!
– What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
– Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words!
– What do you call a lizard that sings? A rap-tile!
– Why did the snake get a job? Because it was hiss-terical!
– What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!
– What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
– Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
– Why did the bat miss school? It had a hang-up!
– What do you call a pig that tells jokes? A ham-median!
– What did the dolphin say to the clownfish? You’re really krill-ing me!
– What kind of bugs love math? The ones that multiply!
– Why did the leopard wear stripes? Because it didn’t want to be spotted!
– What do you call a cow spying on you? A steak-out!
– Why don’t lions ever lose at hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted!
– What’s a dog’s favorite city? New Yorkie!
Riddles and Jokes for Children
These kid-friendly riddles will make young minds think—and then giggle once they hear the clever twist!
– What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock!
– What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A watch!
– What has a head, a tail, but no body?
A coin!
– What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel!
– What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
– What has keys but can’t open doors?
A piano!
– What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg!
– What has many teeth but can’t bite?
A comb!
– What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
A teapot!
– I’m tall when I’m young and short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle!
– What has legs but doesn’t walk?
A table!
– What has an eye but cannot see?
A needle!
– What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
– What kind of band never plays music?
A rubber band!
– What’s full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge!
– What comes down but never goes up?
Rain!
– What runs but never walks, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river!
– I go up and down but never move. What am I?
A staircase!
– What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm tree!
– What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole!
– What belongs to you but is used more by others?
Your name!
– I have a tail and a head, but no body. What am I?
A coin!
– What has one eye but still can’t see?
A needle!
– I’m not alive, but I can grow. What am I?
A crystal!
– What travels the world but stays in one corner?
A stamp!
– I’m small and have holes, but you still use me to eat. What am I?
A fork!
– What’s easy to lift but hard to throw?
A feather!
– What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter?
An envelope!
– I’m round on both ends but high in the middle. What am I?
Ohio!
– What has stripes and goes down the road?
A zebra crossing!
– Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
– What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A coat of paint!
– I’m light as a feather but no one can hold me. What am I?
Your breath!
– What room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom!
– What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
– What word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?
Incorrectly!
– Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
To go to high school!
– What has ears but can’t hear?
A cornfield!
– Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems!
– What animal can you always find at a baseball game?
A bat!
– What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
– I have wings and I tweet but I’m not alive. What am I?
A Twitter account!
– What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A rainbow!
– I fly without wings, I cry without eyes. What am I?
A cloud!
– The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps!
– What starts with a “P”, ends with an “E”, and has thousands of letters?
The post office!
– Why did the computer cross the road?
To get to the other site!
– What animal jumps higher than a house?
All of them—houses can’t jump!
– What has a tongue but can’t talk?
A shoe!
Funny Jokes for 6–7 Year Olds
These are the ultimate laugh-out-loud jokes for 6–7 year olds—silly, simple, and super fun for every occasion!
– What did the crayon say to the paper? I feel drawn to you!
– Why did the cookie sit on the computer? It wanted to clear its cookies!
– Why don’t skeletons ever go swimming? They don’t like to get their bones wet!
– What did the duck say to the comedian? You quack me up!
– Why did the banana go to school early? Because it wanted to split before recess!
– What do you call a bear with socks? A fuzzy fashion statement!
– Why did the glue get a time-out? Because it was always sticking to things!
– What did the jellybean say during hide and seek? I’m too sweet to hide!
– Why did the scissors go to school? To get a little sharper!
– What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? Claw & Order!
– Why did the lightbulb go to therapy? It had too many bright ideas!
– What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
– Why did the toaster blush? Because it saw the bread undress!
– What’s a pizza’s favorite movie? Slice Age!
– Why did the socks stay quiet? They didn’t want to start a stink!
– What do you call a monster who loves jokes? A pun-ster!
– Why did the orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice!
– Why was the calculator so popular? Because it could always count on itself!
– Why don’t ghosts like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
– What did the lion say to his cub before dinner? Let’s prey!
– Why did the cow wear a bell? Because its horn didn’t work!
– What did the ice cube say to the drink? You make me melt!
– Why did the pencil cry? Because it couldn’t erase its past!
– What did the apple say to the worm? Stop bugging me!
– Why was the robot so good at soccer? It had great kick-bot power!
– What did the broom say when it got tired? I’m sweeping on the job!
– Why did the cup get in trouble? Because it was spilling secrets!
– What do you get when you cross a joke and a pencil? Laughing lines!
– Why couldn’t the bicycle play hide and seek? Because it was always two-tired!
– What kind of jokes do clouds tell? Lightning-fast ones!
– Why did the fridge get promoted? Because it was cool under pressure!
– What do you call a bear that tells tall tales? A grizzly exaggerator!
– What do you get when you cross a joke with a penguin? Cool comedy!
– Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
– What did the paperclip say to the magnet? I’m stuck on you!
– Why did the popcorn get in trouble at school? It was too corny!
– What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You’d think it’s “R,” but it’s the “C”!
– Why did the light go to school? To be a little brighter!
– What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear!
– What’s a snowman’s favorite breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
– Why did the paintbrush fail art class? Because it just couldn’t draw!
– Why did the number 6 get so jealous of 7? Because 7 8 9!
– What do clouds do when they get tired? They take a nap in the sky!
– Why did the watermelon go to the talent show? To show off its melon-choly singing!
– What’s a dog’s favorite kind of homework? Ruff drafts!
– Why don’t you give a balloon to a porcupine? Because it’ll pop with excitement!
– What did the wall say to the paint? You really bring out my color!
– Why did the napkin go to school? To wipe out all the messes!
– What did the spoon say to the bowl? You’re souper cool!
Clean Jokes for Kids
These clean jokes are classroom-approved, dinner-table-ready, and guaranteed to bring big smiles with zero mess!
– Why was the broom late? It swept in!
– What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
– Why did the teddy bear skip dinner? Because it was already stuffed!
– How do you make a lemon laugh? Tickle its zest!
– Why was the belt arrested? For holding up the pants!
– What did the sock say to the foot? You knock my stitches off!
– Why did the balloon sit down? It was feeling a little deflated.
– Why do birds fly? Because walking takes too long!
– What do you call a dino with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
– What’s a ghost’s favorite type of ride? A roller-ghoster!
– Why did the shoelace get an award? It tied everything together!
– What do you call a funny egg? A practical yolker!
– Why did the pencil fail its test? It just didn’t measure up!
– What’s a tree’s favorite drink? Root beer!
– What did the banana say to the popsicle? You make me shiver!
– Why did the duck say “quack”? Because it didn’t speak chicken!
– What do bees use to style their hair? Honeycombs!
– Why did the apple go to the nurse? It got a little bruised!
– What did the fork say to the knife? You’re looking sharp today!
– Why was the backpack so happy? It was stuffed with fun!
– What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a spider? A hare-net!
– What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops!
– What did the math book say at the party? I’m full of problems, but I came anyway!
– Why did the lightbulb bring a notebook? It had bright ideas to write down!
– What do you call a shy kangaroo? A jumpy introvert!
– What do you call a cow that can play the guitar? A moo-sician!
– Why did the toothbrush join the choir? It wanted to brush up on its vocals!
– What do you call a cat who copies everything? A copycat!
– What’s a dog’s favorite homework? Bark-itecture!
– What did the peanut butter say to the jelly? You’re my jam!
– Why did the water bottle go to therapy? It had too much pressure!
– What do you call a happy potato? A chip off the old block!
– Why did the glue stick stop working? It got stuck in its feelings!
– What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie!
– Why don’t ducks like fast jokes? They like to quack up slowly!
– What do pencils do during recess? They draw together!
– What did one sandwich say to the other? Lettuce meet later!
– What’s a sheep’s favorite song? “Baa Baa Black Sheep,” of course!
– What did the spoon say when it fell? I’m spooning out of control!
– Why was the glue always smiling? Because it stuck to its friends!
– Why did the tomato sit quietly? It didn’t want to cause a stir!
– What did the paper say when it got cut? I’m torn!
– Why was the TV so smart? Because it had great channels!
– What do you call a sleepy fish? A snorefish!
– Why don’t chickens use cell phones? They already have wings!
– What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts!
– Why was the cereal so calm? It stayed in its bowl!
– What did the drum say to the stick? Beat it!
– What’s a baker’s favorite type of joke? One with good roll timing!
– Why did the flashlight go to school? To shine in class!
Easy Jokes for Young Kids
These jokes are super simple, super funny, and perfect for early learners or kids just getting the hang of telling jokes!
– Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
– What do you call a funny book? A laugh-ary book!
– Why do ducks quack? Because they don’t bark!
– What has four legs and goes “woof”? A dog!
– What do you call a big, smiling fish? A happy-cuda!
– Why do cats purr? Because they’re happy!
– What’s yellow and has a peel? A banana!
– Why did the ball go outside? To have a bounce!
– What do you call a cow that eats grass? A regular cow!
– Why do kids love recess? Because it’s fun!
– What do you call a cow that plays music? A moo-sician!
– What’s white, cold, and falls from the sky? Snow!
– Why did the dog wag its tail? Because it was happy!
– What do you call a bear in the sun? Hot!
– Why did the frog say “ribbit”? Because he’s a frog!
– What goes “moo” and gives milk? A cow!
– What’s red, round, and grows on trees? An apple!
– What says “meow” and chases mice? A cat!
– Why did the duck say “quack”? Because it didn’t say “woof”!
– What do you call a horse that loves apples? A snack-a-roo!
– Why did the baby laugh? Because someone tickled it!
– What’s green and says “ribbit”? A frog!
– What do bees make? Honey!
– Why do birds fly? Because they have wings!
– What do you do with a broken pencil? Write with a new one!
– Why did the cow say “moo”? Because it can’t say “hello”!
– What makes you giggle and wiggle? A tickle!
– Why did the cookie go to bed? It was feeling crummy!
– What’s soft, sweet, and comes in a cone? Ice cream!
– What’s round and rolls? A ball!
– Why did the teddy bear go to sleep? Because it was tired!
– What do you wear on your feet? Shoes!
– What did the banana say to the apple? “Let’s split!”
– What makes bubbles and floats in the bath? Soap!
– What does a duck like to do at the pond? Swim!
– Why did the crayon laugh? Because it was tickled pink!
– What kind of pet purrs and loves to nap? A cat!
– What do you find in your lunchbox that goes “crunch”? Chips!
– What goes “bark” and wags its tail? A happy dog!
– What’s orange and bunny-approved? A carrot!
– What do kids love to do at the park? Play!
– Why did the balloon float? Because it was full of air!
– What do you wear on your head when it’s sunny? A hat!
– What do you drink from when you’re thirsty? A cup!
– What did the cat say when it was happy? “Purr-fect!”
– What do you ride that has two wheels? A bike!
– What’s round and has hands but can’t clap? A clock!
– What do you eat that’s cheesy and comes in slices? Pizza!
– What’s yellow, fast, and silly? A banana on roller skates!
Jokes for Family Fun
These clean, goofy jokes are made to bring the whole family together—kids, parents, grandparents, and even the grumpy cat will chuckle!
– Why did Dad bring a ladder to the dinner table? He wanted to raise the steaks!
– What’s Mom’s favorite type of humor? Clean jokes—just like her floors!
– Why did the baby carrot get grounded? Because it was acting fresh!
– What do you call a group of musical cows? A moo-sical band!
– What’s a parent’s favorite type of music? Wrap—especially around presents!
– Why did the spaghetti invite everyone over? It was ready to meatball!
– What do kids and pancakes have in common? They both get flipped out in the morning!
– What kind of room can you eat? A mushroom!
– What’s Grandma’s favorite dessert joke? “I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!”
– Why did the chair go to therapy? It had too many sit-downs with the kids!
– Why do moms always win at hide-and-seek? Because they have eyes in the back of their heads!
– Why did Dad wear two watches? Because he wanted to be on time twice!
– What do you call it when the dog joins dinner? A paws-itively wild meal!
– Why did the siblings bring pillows to the kitchen? They wanted a food fight… and a nap!
– What’s the funniest utensil at the table? The pun-ch fork!
– Why did everyone laugh during family game night? Because the cards were on the table—and so were the jokes!
– Why did Grandpa tell jokes during breakfast? Because cereal-sly, it’s the best time to laugh!
– Why did the baby cookie cry? Because it crumbled under pressure!
– What’s a pizza’s favorite family activity? Toppings talk!
– Why do dads love jokes so much? Because they’re pun-stoppable!
– What did the kid say when Dad told another corny joke? That was nacho best one!
– Why was the dinner so funny? Because the meatloaf cracked up!
– Why did the family laugh at the salad? Because it had a dressing rehearsal!
– Why did Mom bring a map to the kitchen? To find the root of the problem!
– What’s a family’s favorite kind of tree? A laughter tree—full of giggles!
– Why did the sofa get jealous? Because the chair got all the “sitting ovations.”
– What’s the couch’s favorite show? “Seat Coms!”
– Why do moms love shopping for jokes? Because they never return laughter!
– Why did the baby spoon giggle? Because it found the soup bowl hilarious!
– What’s a fork’s favorite day? Family Friday!
– Why don’t family jokes get old? Because they’re passed down with love!
– Why did the family laugh during clean-up time? Because even the dust bunnies were cracking jokes!
– What’s Dad’s favorite vegetable joke? Lettuce be serious!
– Why do moms tell the best jokes at bedtime? Because they tuck in giggles with the blanket!
– What did the bookshelf say to the family? You guys are really stacking up the fun!
– What do you call a family who loves puns? A pun-derful household!
– What happens when the blender tells a joke? Everyone’s in a whirl!
– Why did the egg go to the family picnic? Because it was egg-cited!
– What’s the most huggable fruit at family dinner? A pear of arms!
– Why was the house full of laughs? Because the family made it a home of humor!
– Why did the cat meow at everyone? Because it didn’t want to be left out of the fun!
– What do you call a funny family photo? A laugh-portrait!
– Why did the microwave join in the jokes? Because it wanted to heat things up!
– What do you call it when siblings swap jokes? Pun and games!
– Why don’t dishes tell jokes? They’re too saucy!
– What do you get when you mix a joke with a nap? A pun-doze!
– What did the fridge say to the freezer? You crack me up—chill out!
– Why did the cereal bowl smile? Because it was full of joy… and milk!
Birthday Jokes for Kids
These birthday-themed jokes are perfect for party hats, silly songs, and giggling between bites of cake!
– Why did the cake go to school? To get a little “layerning”!
– What do you say to a cat on its birthday? Happy purr-thday!
– Why did the cupcake cry? Because it was feeling crumby!
– What do you give a balloon on its birthday? A pop quiz!
– Why did the birthday candle apply for a job? It wanted to shine!
– What did one slice of cake say to the other? You take the cake!
– Why don’t birthday parties ever get boring? Because they always bring their “A-game!”
– What kind of music do you play at a balloon’s birthday? Pop music!
– Why did the present sit quietly? It didn’t want to spoil the surprise!
– What does the cake do after telling a joke? It cracks up… and crumbles!
– What do you call a dinosaur’s birthday party? A roar-some celebration!
– What did the boy say when the cake disappeared? That’s the last “slice” I saw of it!
– Why don’t pirates like birthday cake? Too many layers to dig through!
– What do you call an elephant’s birthday? A jumbo celebration!
– Why was the teddy bear so happy at the birthday party? Because he got stuffed!
– What did the frosting say to the candle? You light up my life!
– What kind of cake do ghosts like? I-scream cake!
– What’s a snowman’s favorite birthday dessert? Ice cream cake!
– Why was the cake shaking? Because it saw the knife!
– What’s the best way to wrap a birthday pun? With a bow and a giggle!
– What do you get a kangaroo for its birthday? A hop-tastic surprise!
– Why did the birthday boy bring a ladder? To reach new heights of fun!
– What’s a potato’s favorite birthday party activity? Mash dancing!
– Why did the candles go on strike? They felt burned out!
– What do robots sing on birthdays? “Happy re-boot day to you!”
– What’s a banana’s favorite birthday treat? Peel-a party!
– Why did the joke go to the birthday party? To be a pun-derful surprise!
– What’s a dog’s favorite birthday gift? A bark-day bone!
– Why did the gift get a time-out? It couldn’t keep its wrap shut!
– What did the hat say to the birthday kid? You wear it well!
– What’s the grumpiest part of a birthday? The sour candy!
– Why did the cupcakes run away? They were afraid of the muffin man!
– What kind of jokes do birthday cards tell? Envelope-pushing ones!
– What’s the best thing about turning 7? You’re closer to 8!
– Why did the cookie refuse to attend the party? It was feeling crummy.
– What do birds do at birthday parties? Tweet surprises!
– What’s a pencil’s favorite birthday treat? Cake with extra scribble!
– Why did the birthday party end early? Everyone had a slice of fun and passed out!
– What do you call a birthday bash on the moon? A space-cial celebration!
– Why did the clown bring sprinkles to the party? He wanted to top it off right!
– What did the piñata say before the party? Bring it on!
– What’s a cake’s least favorite part of the party? The cutting edge!
– What did the dinosaur write on the card? Have a dino-mite birthday!
– Why did the candles tell jokes? They love lighting up the room!
– What did the cat bring to the party? A hiss-terical good time!
– What happens when a birthday party gets too wild? The cake gets wrecked—but the laughs are worth it!
– What kind of joke do you tell on your birthday? One with lots of layers!
– Why did the chair come to the party? To take a seat at the fun table!
School Jokes for 6–7 Year Olds
These classroom-friendly jokes are perfect for recess laughs, lunchbox notes, or cheering up a backpack after a long day!
– Why did the pencil go to school? To draw some attention!
– What did the math book say to the student? I have too many problems!
– Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
– What did the paper say to the ruler? You measure up!
– Why was the computer cold at school? It left its Windows open!
– What did one eraser say to the other? I’m rubbed the wrong way!
– Why did the student eat his test? Because it was a piece of cake!
– What kind of school do surfers go to? Boarding school!
– Why didn’t the skeleton go to school? He didn’t have the guts!
– What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire? Lots of blood tests!
– Why was the music class so noisy? Because the students couldn’t Handel it!
– Why was the library so tall? It had so many stories!
– What’s a teacher’s favorite type of tree? Geometry!
– Why did the book join the football team? Because it had a lot of spine!
– What did the student say to the glue? You really stick with me!
– Why did the chalk go on vacation? It was tired of being written off!
– Why was the clock in the principal’s office always nervous? Because it was always being watched!
– What did the backpack say to the lunchbox? You carry the snacks, I’ll carry the pressure!
– Why did the kid bring a ladder to class? To get to high school early!
– What’s a pencil’s least favorite subject? Eraser Training!
– Why did the marker get in trouble? It made a permanent mistake!
– What subject do witches like best? Spelling!
– Why do desks hate math class? Too many problems to deal with!
– What did the student say to the stapler? Let’s stick together!
– What’s a teacher’s favorite type of joke? One with a good point!
– Why was the school bell so popular? Because it knew how to ring a crowd!
– What’s a ghost’s favorite school subject? Boo-tany!
– What did the folder say to the notebook? We’re on the same page!
– Why did the teacher write on the window? Because she wanted the lesson to be clear!
– Why did the student bring string to class? To tie up loose ends!
– Why was the test so unhappy? It had too many questions!
– Why did the locker feel empty? Because no one shared their secrets!
– What do you call a nervous pencil? Sketchy!
– Why didn’t the math lesson add up? Because something didn’t divide right!
– What’s a janitor’s favorite subject? Sweeping history!
– Why was the cafeteria line so long? Everyone wanted a pun-chline!
– Why did the glue stick fail the quiz? Because it got stuck on one question!
– Why did the desk blush? Because the teacher sat on it!
– What did the student do when the bell rang? Jumped out of their seat—just in time!
– Why was the spelling bee so quiet? It didn’t want to buzz too loudly.
– What did the ruler say to the crayon? You’re out of line!
– Why did the books get in trouble? They were caught in a shelf fight!
– What’s the best school for cows? Moo-sic school!
– Why was the math classroom so cold? Too many degrees!
– Why don’t notebooks tell jokes? They don’t want to spiral out of control!
– Why was the student’s nose always in a book? Because it couldn’t fit in the locker!
– What did the chalkboard say to the sponge? Wipe that grin off your face!
– What did the principal say to the sleepy student? You’re not snoozing through this lesson!
Seasonal Jokes for Kids
From frosty giggles to sunny punchlines, these jokes cover every season—spring, summer, fall, and snow much fun in winter too!
– What did the tree say in spring? What a re-leaf!
– Why did the snowman turn down dessert? He was already stuffed with snowcones!
– What do you call a dog in summer? A hot dog!
– Why was the leaf so excited? Because it was falling in love!
– What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangsgiving!
– What do you get when you cross a snowman with a dog? Frostbite!
– Why do flowers always drive so fast? Because they put the petal to the metal!
– What do ghosts wear on Halloween? Boo-jeans!
– What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
– What’s the best thing to say in summer? Water you waiting for?
– Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
– What do you call a rainy spring day with no jokes? A total washout!
– What’s a scarecrow’s favorite season? Fall—because he’s outstanding in his field!
– Why did the beach blush? Because the seaweed!
– What do you call a pile of autumn leaves? The leaf-iest joke ever!
– What did the Easter egg say to the other? You crack me up!
– Why did Santa go to music school? So he could improve his wrapping!
– What do you call a sunburned snowman? A puddle!
– What do you do if you lose your kite in spring? Go fly another one!
– What do you get if you cross a reindeer and a snowman? Frosty the Hoof-man!
– What’s a beach’s favorite type of candy? Salt water taffy!
– What’s the most musical season? Fall—because it has so many notes!
– Why did the sunscreen go to school? To learn how to block stuff out!
– What do winter and homework have in common? They both make kids groan!
– What kind of ball doesn’t bounce in summer? A snowball!
– Why did the tree take a nap in fall? It was exhausted from changing!
– What’s a jack-o’-lantern’s favorite workout? Pump-kin iron!
– What’s Santa’s favorite kind of joke? A sleigh-ing pun!
– Why do bees love spring? Because it’s their buzz-iest time of year!
– What does Frosty eat for breakfast? Ice Krispies!
– What do you get when you cross a ghost and snow? A “brrr”-oo!
– Why was the pool so funny? Because it had everyone in deep laughter!
– What did one leaf say to another in fall? I’m falling for you!
– What’s the most forgetful month? Feb-ble-ruary!
– Why did the firework go to school in July? To get a bangin’ education!
– What do you call a cold fairy tale? A frosted story!
– What kind of math do spring bunnies love? Eggs-ponents!
– What did the sun say to the watermelon? You’re one in a melon!
– Why did the candy cane apply for a job? It wanted to stick around!
– What do you get when it rains candy in spring? A sweet drizzle!
– What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Chilly fries!
– Why did the lifeguard bring a pencil to the beach? To draw a line in the sand!
– What do you call a boomerang in fall? A leaf!
– Why did the pumpkin stay home from school? It was feeling hollow!
– Why did the flower bring a backpack? To go to kindergarden!
– What does a snowflake say to its twin? You’re one of a kind!
– What do reindeer say before they tell a joke? This one sleighs!
Read: Jokes for Adults
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Read: Friday Jokes
Read: Summertime Jokes
Read: Kidney Puns
That’s a wrap on these jokes for 6–7 year olds—perfectly playful and packed with giggles! With simple humor and silly punchlines, these jokes are sure to keep young minds entertained and smiling bright.
Keep this collection close for storytime, playdates, or anytime a quick laugh is needed. After all, there’s nothing better than sharing a good joke and hearing those joyful little laughs!
Zack Hart
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