Ready to add some VP-level wit to your day? These Kamala Harris jokes mix a little politics with a lot of punchlines. From campaign trails to Capitol Hill, this list brings humor with style, smarts, and a dash of sass—just like the Vice President herself.
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Kamala Harris Funny Cartoons Jokes
These jokes are straight out of the Sunday funnies—think political cartoons brought to life with punchlines sharper than a ballot count.
– I saw a cartoon of Kamala at the DMV. Caption said: “Vice-President of Line Management.“
– Kamala’s cartoon alter ego? Kam-ic the Hedgehog, racing toward justice.
– Her cartoon dog was elected mayor. Naturally, they called him “Paw-litical pup.“
– In cartoon world, Kamala’s laugh comes with closed captioning: ‘Cackles of truth.’
– Kamala ran into Bugs Bunny—he handed her a carrot and said, “You’re the real hare of democracy.“
– She was drawn with a cape in one strip—“Super VEEP to the rescue!”
– Kamala in a cartoon courtroom: “I object—to boring punchlines.”
– In comic panels, her secret weapon is the Filibust-buster.
– Kamala asked the cartoon artist, “Is this satire?” Artist replied, “No ma’am, this is accuracy in ink.”
– Cartoon Kamala only speaks in speech bubbles and sass.
– They drew her next to the Statue of Liberty—“One lights the torch, the other lights up Twitter.”
– Cartoon Kamala rides a scooter titled ‘Moderate Momentum.’
– In comic strips, she doesn’t throw shade—she passes bipartisan umbrellas.
– Kamala in a cartoon restaurant: “I’ll take the executive order omelet, hold the filibuster.”
– In one strip, she’s battling inflation with a price-saber lightsaber.
– Kamala showed up in a Calvin & Hobbes-style strip and said, “I’m the adult supervision.”
– She once turned a cartoon elephant and donkey into a power couple.
– In one panel, Kamala wore sunglasses that reflected progress and protest signs.
– Kamala in cartoon form? Think Less Law & Order, More Sass & Border.
– Her comic book name? “The Gavel Guardian.“
– Cartoon Kamala says, “I’m not left or right—I’m correct.”
– A cartoon of her dancing read: “When the bills pass and the vibes match.”
– They drew her shaking hands with Wonder Woman. Caption: “Passing the Lasso of Truth.“
– Cartoon version always has a backup blazer—just in case of emergency diplomacy.
– Kamala riding a unicorn: “Delivering hope and executive orders.”
– Her cartoon diet? Tea and executive decisions.
– The only thing sharper than her cartoon outfit is her cartoon comebacks.
– Kamala in a Scooby-Doo parody: “Let’s unmask this outdated policy!”
– She told the cartoonist, “Draw me with integrity and good lighting.”
– Even her caricatures come with a warning: too real for satire.
– Cartoon Kamala’s campaign slogan? “Yes We Scan (for facts).“
– She showed up in The Simpsons: “Lisa, I’m your future.”
– Kamala’s cartoon dance move? The Policy Shuffle.
– When cartoons debate, Kamala settles it with a pun and a mic drop.
– She told a cartoon turkey: “Don’t worry, I’m pardoning puns, not poultry.”
– Cartoonists gave her a cape, she replied, “Only if it’s sustainably sourced.”
– In cartoonland, her gavel turns into a megaphone of truth.
– Even Garfield called Kamala the Monday he doesn’t mind.
– Cartoon Kamala never sleeps. She takes Power Naps in executive time zones.
– She vetoed a bad joke in the comic strip: “Even satire has standards.”
– Cartoon Kamala doesn’t throw shade—she hosts a bipartisan picnic under it.
– When cartoon Kamala walks into Congress, the background music is theme from The West Wing.
– Her comic sidekick is a coffee mug that says, “She brews, she votes.“
– Cartoon Kamala always lands on the left side of the panel—but stays centered.
– “What’s your cartoon superpower?” she’s asked. “Filibuster Fizzles.”
– Her comic bubble never bursts—it legislates.
– Cartoon Kamala’s calendar reads: “Monday: Justice. Tuesday: More Justice.“
– Even in cartoons, her eyebrows do most of the diplomacy.
– Cartoon Kamala drives a hybrid: runs on policy and patience.
– In one strip, she appeared as a hologram: “Progress—now in 3D.”
Funny Kamala Harris Quotes
These jokes play off her most iconic lines and viral moments. Let’s be real—sometimes the quotes write themselves.
– “We did it, Joe.” Translation: I just carried the meme economy.
– “Don’t come.” — Unless you’re bringing snacks and voting rights.
– Kamala said “I’m speaking,” and the microphone resigned.
– Her laugh is so iconic it has its own security clearance.
– “What can’t this woman do?” Apparently, skip the memes.
– Kamala said “I eat ‘no’ for breakfast.” Still served up a legislation lunch.
– “That little girl was me.” And now she’s VP with a side of sass.
– Kamala doesn’t walk into a room. She enters with legislative authority.
– “I’m speaking.” Every overtalked Zoom caller’s spirit animal.
– She once delivered a quote so iconic, the teleprompter clapped.
– “You’re entitled to your opinion, not your own facts.” Fact-checker’s dream.
– Kamala once quoted Maya Angelou—and then the poem applied for a cabinet position.
– Her debate quotes didn’t just trend. They ran for office.
– “I believe in truth.” So do memes, now.
– “My mother told me…” and then Google wept.
– “It is what it is.” But make it Vice Presidential.
– “I’m speaking” became America’s new ringtone.
– Kamala’s quotes are like avocado toast—smart, layered, and millennial-approved.
– “We will rise.” And then she did—in polling and platform heels.
– “Excuse me, I’m talking.” Mic: officially dropped.
– “No excuses, just results.” Which also describes her fashion choices.
– Kamala’s favorite phrase? Policy, but make it personal.
– “The American people are smart.” And Kamala’s quotes prove it.
– “We’re better than this.” America: nervous sweating intensifies
– “We will hold them accountable.” Someone cue the Law & Order theme.
– “My story is the American story.” Plot twist: hers comes with punchlines.
– “There’s no vaccine for racism.” But there’s Kamala for rebuttals.
– “Let’s speak truth.” Cue the TikTok captions.
– “We will not be silenced.” Siri, raise the volume.
– “We’ve got work to do.” And one-liners to deliver.
– “The stakes are high.” So were the meme shares.
– Kamala once said “Let me be clear”—and clarity filed its taxes.
– “This is about the people.” So is this punchline.
– “Together we will overcome.” Together we’ll laugh, too.
– “You may be the first, but make sure you’re not the last.”
– Her quotes don’t echo. They campaign.
– Kamala said, “There is power in being prepared.”
– “I love my country.” So do these jokes.
– “I’m not new to this.” Neither are her clapbacks.
– “We will rise.” Just like her poll numbers and punchlines.
– “The time is now.” For another pun.
– “I come from fighters.” And mic-droppers.
– “I’m proud to stand before you.” Especially if the jokes are good.
– Kamala’s quotes age like wine—and get retweeted just as fast.
– “Don’t let anyone tell you who you are.” Unless it’s Kamala—she knows.
– “We’ve got momentum.” Like this meme train.
– “Dream with ambition.” Also: joke with intent.
– “We will not wait.” But we’ll pause for this punchline.
Funny Kamala Harris Memes Jokes
From viral facial expressions to iconic side-eyes, Kamala Harris memes have become political pop culture gold—and yes, they’re meme-worthy enough for this list.
– Kamala looking unimpressed? Mood for every group project.
– That one meme where Kamala’s smile says “Bless your heart, but I’m about to fact-check you.”
– When Kamala wears Converse, millennials add her to the group chat.
– Meme: Kamala laughing. Caption: “When they say ‘stick to politics’ and not puns.”
– Kamala sipped tea once—Twitter declared it a national holiday.
– Side-eye from Kamala has been classified as passive-aggressive patriotism.
– Her Zoom nod memes? Peak Vice-Presidential validation.
– Kamala pointing? Cue the meme caption: ‘That policy. I like that.’
– She looked at Pence like your mom looks when you’re lying at the dinner table.
– Kamala at the inauguration: Dressed like she’s about to impeach winter.
– That meme where she wore purple: Grimace who? Kamala owns this hue.
– Her meme captions write themselves: “I said what I Senate.”
– Kamala typing in memes? “Dear autocorrect, I meant policy not parsley.”
– The meme where she’s laughing with Obama: “Just dropped the group chat receipts.”
– Her eye-roll meme is now used by therapists for emotional identification.
– That one meme of her whispering: “Tell Congress I’m coming.”
– Meme: Kamala walking confidently. Caption: “On my way to fix everything.”
– When Kamala’s laugh hits mid-speech, the meme potential triples.
– The meme where she adjusts her earpiece: “Roger that, the patriarchy has fallen.”
– Kamala’s facial expressions do more press than press conferences.
– That meme of her walking past the Senate like it owes her $20? Iconic.
– Her memes speak louder than campaign ads.
– Meme: Kamala in shades. Caption: “Sun’s out, funds passed.”
– When she laughs mid-serious moment, it’s a meme’s birth cry.
– Meme: Her sipping coffee. Caption: “This tea’s bipartisan.”
– Kamala whispering in Biden’s ear? Memers say: “Plot twist confirmed.”
– The meme of her grinning behind a mask? “Even my smile votes.”
– Kamala’s nod at the State of the Union? Meme gold.
– Meme: Kamala in heels. Caption: “Stepping on bills and egos.”
– That walking-away meme? She’s headed to pass another resolution.
– Kamala’s meme game? As strong as her policy positions.
– Meme: She squints. Caption: “Trying to see where the truth is hiding.”
– Meme Kamala reading notes: “Chapter 1: Receipts.”
– Kamala fixing her jacket in a meme? Power dressing 101.
– Meme: Kamala blinking. Caption: “Processing absurdity in real time.”
– Kamala’s meme face says, “I came for the clapback, stayed for the Constitution.”
– When Kamala hugs someone in a meme, millions feel emotionally validated.
– Meme Kamala looking at her watch: “Time’s up—for nonsense.”
– Meme: Kamala laughing. Caption: “Found the loophole—and the joke.”
– Her memes come with subtitles and sass.
– Meme: Kamala putting on gloves. Caption: “About to handle it—pandemic and patriarchy.”
– Kamala holding a binder in memes: “This one’s labeled ‘Fixing Everything.’”
– Meme Kamala with her arms crossed? Justice is coming.
– Meme caption: “Kamala blinking slowly at Congress.” Subtitle: “Try again.”
– Her meme portfolio is more robust than some campaigns.
– Meme: Kamala smirking. Caption: “That’s a veto smile.”
– Meme Kamala wears pearls. Caption: “Elegance meets evidence.”
– Meme: She’s waving. Caption: “Bye, outdated policies!”
– Kamala Harris memes: the only bipartisan content we all share.
Kamala Harris Jokes in Pop Culture
She’s been parodied on SNL, quoted in songs, and meme-fied across platforms—these jokes highlight her star turn in pop culture.
– Kamala showed up in a rap lyric—now the beat runs on policy.
– When SNL cast her, they needed an extra segment just for the side-eye.
– Kamala’s walk has been compared to Beyoncé’s strut. Coincidence? We think not.
– She made a cameo in a Marvel theory video—as the Avenger of Voting Rights.
– Someone made a Hamilton remix featuring Kamala. She didn’t throw away her shot—or her rebuttal.
– Kamala in pop culture is like Wi-Fi: everywhere, and occasionally unpredictable.
– There’s a candle line inspired by her quotes—scents include Sassberry and Executive Lavender.
– She’s the only VP to appear in both TikTok trends and Vogue spreads.
– Kamala showed up in a late-night monologue—twice in one punchline.
– She’s been action-figure-ized. Accessories include power pose and pointed questions.
– Someone Photoshopped Kamala into Bridgerton. Queen Charlotte approved.
– She got meme-morphed into The Office. Caption: “I’m not superstitious—just strategic.”
– A reality show tried to name a character “Kamala Jr.” The audience said: “Too iconic to duplicate.”
– Her laugh was sampled in a remix track—now DJs vote too.
– Halloween costumes of Kamala now outsell Dracula. True power.
– A sitcom wrote a character “loosely inspired by Kamala.” Even loosely, she slays.
– Kamala was mentioned in a rom-com. Line: “She’s got Kamala energy.”
– There’s fanfiction of Kamala solving mysteries. Scooby who?
– Her name trended more than the Super Bowl once—no touchdowns needed.
– Kamala emojis are in unofficial circulation. Naturally: 🤨🧥💬
– She’s been animated in multiple shows. Even her cartoon self rocks Converse.
– Someone made a Kamala playlist. First song? Independent Women.
– Pop culture Kamala doesn’t blink. She legislates.
– When a sitcom references Kamala, the laugh track hits harder.
– You know you’ve made it when your debate moment gets a reaction GIF.
– She’s got a fandom, a Funko Pop, and a million Tumblr tags.
– Kamala in pop culture? Part meme, part movement.
– Her laugh has its own remix. The beat? 100% approval rating.
– People started saying, “What Would Kamala Do?” Bracelets pending.
– She trended for sneezing once—somehow still iconic.
– Kamala in late-night comedy is the new “plot twist” sound.
– Her SNL character wears pearls. Of course.
– A soap opera added a “Kamala-like” character—too late, the real one’s already more dramatic.
– Her quotes are now TikTok sound bites. And they slap.
– Someone painted a mural of her laugh. Big Art Energy.
– A reality show referenced Kamala and immediately gained credibility.
– Kamala got memed next to Oprah—and still held her own.
– She appears in more think-pieces than Taylor Swift.
– If Kamala were a streaming show, she’d be called “The Side-Eye Series.”
Light Hearted Kamala Harris Jokes
No roasts, just respectful ribbing—these jokes are playful, pun-filled, and fun for all ages and sides of the aisle.
– Kamala doesn’t run on coffee—she runs on consequences.
– Her calendar reads: Monday: Motivate. Tuesday: Take the Senate.
– Kamala’s side-eye is carbon-neutral and bipartisan.
– Instead of an alarm clock, she wakes up to breaking barriers.
– Kamala once wore heels so sharp, they amended the Constitution.
– Her favorite yoga pose? Downward-Facing Facts.
– Kamala doesn’t use a GPS—she gives directions to democracy.
– Her to-do list starts with “Fix Congress” and ends with “Add hot sauce.”
– Kamala once high-fived the Constitution. It blushed.
– She told a joke so clever, the filibuster ended itself.
– Kamala’s shoes aren’t just stylish—they’re debate-ready.
– She walks into a room and policy follows.
– Kamala doesn’t mic drop. She mic passes—to encourage discussion.
– Her reading list includes Memos and Memoirs.
– She can veto a bill with one raised eyebrow.
– Kamala’s bookmarks? All leadership manuals and chili recipes.
– Kamala doesn’t sweat—she legislates.
– Her favorite dance move? The Bipartisan Shuffle.
– She once gave a speech that inspired both cats and Congress.
– Kamala laughs at bad policy like it’s a dad joke.
– She keeps it realer than most reality shows.
– Kamala’s speeches are available in audiobook, eBook, and TikTok.
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From viral memes to cartoon-worthy zingers, these Kamala Harris jokes prove that humor and leadership can absolutely share the spotlight. The Vice President has become a magnet for clever quotes, side-eye sass, and meme-worthy moments that fuel both laughter and late-night conversations.
This collection of Kamala Harris jokes celebrates the lighter side of politics without losing its edge. Each pun, punchline, and playful jab reminds us that even in high office, a good sense of humor goes a long way.
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