250 Lingerie Puns That’ll Leave You in Stitches (and Satin)

Looking for laughs that are equal parts cheeky and charming? These lingerie puns have you covered—well, kind of. From bras and briefs to lace and laughs, this collection is stitched with sass and trimmed with humor.

Perfect for a flirty night in or just some good old-fashioned wordplay, these puns are sure to lift your spirits and keep things delightfully supportive.

Lingerie Puns One Liner

These one-liners are short, sweet, and as snug as a bralette on laundry day.

– I’m feeling bra-vo today—must be the support system.

– She’s got a brief but powerful sense of humor.

– Don’t panty—we’ve got more laughs below.

– I’m totally hooked on you.

– Things are getting a little lace-y around here.

– That joke didn’t land? That’s a strap-snap.

– I’ve got under-where you’ve been all my life.

– Let’s make this night un-bra-lievable.

– I’m just trying to mesh with you.

– Thong if you’re ready to party.

– I’m not being cheeky… okay, maybe just a bit cheeky.

– This relationship is really coming together at the seams.

– Don’t worry, I’ve got your back-clasp.

– I prefer my humor like my underwear: low rise.

– Silk happens—just go with the flow.

– My confidence is hanging on by a strap.

– Want to hear something uplifting? Try a good push-up line.

– Life’s too short for boring drawers.

– You’ve got me tied up in ribbons.

– I came, I saw, I corset-ed.

– We’re a match made in panty paradise.

– That’s a supportive friend right there.

– I’m here for a good time, not a longline bra.

– My love language is lingerie and laughter.

– This night’s getting pretty risqué-sy.

– I don’t always wear lace, but when I do, I feel empower-laced.

– It’s not a phase, it’s a full coverage commitment.

– You’re the lace on my latte.

– Just let your innerwear self shine.

– My puns are like a thong—barely there but unforgettable.

– I like my jokes like I like my lingerie—a little revealing.

– That pun? It was seamlessly executed.

– If loving puns is wrong, I don’t want to be ribbon.

– Can we make this night cup-sized cozy?

– I’m not stringing you along—this is love.

– Let’s mesh our lives together.

– Don’t bustier a move unless you’re ready.

– This joke might be a bit sheer.

– Feeling a bit tied up? Let’s unlace the stress.

– It’s time to slip into pun mode.

– I’m wired with excitement.

– You’ve got a hold on my heart hooks.

– That’s not sass, it’s satin confidence.

– Pun game on full display—just like a bralette.

– Got jokes? Lingerie you do!

– Let’s strip this convo down to its pun-derwear.

– I’m bra-zen when I pun.

– What a mesh-terpiece of humor.

– Not to be brief, but I’m short on patience for bad puns.

– That pun was all support, no structure.

– Now that’s a stretch—but a comfy one.

Best Lingerie Puns

These are the cream of the (lace-trimmed) crop—our best, boldest, and most irresistible lingerie puns.

– You’ve got me feeling frill-y.

– This connection has underwire potential.

– If love were lingerie, you’d be the perfect fit.

– You’re the lace-decision I ever made.

– She’s got that cup-half-full energy.

– We mesh so well, it’s practically fishnet fate.

– He’s not my type, but he’s a total garter-bait.

– This feeling is sheerly amazing.

– Just another day in thong paradise.

– Her smile is my favorite soft cup.

– Don’t bust a seam, but I’m falling for you.

– Let’s get cozy and draw(er) some hearts.

– You’re my secret support system.

– Can I borrow some sugar… or a push-up?

– No strings attached? That’s no fun.

– I’m wrapped in love—and a lace robe.

– You hooked me from the start.

– This conversation is bra-illiant.

– Let’s talk about the inner beauty.

– You had me at hello, lace.

– That outfit is bare-ly hanging on—and I love it.

– I wear confidence like a corset—tight but empowering.

– All dressed up with no panty lines in sight.

– I’m all tangled in your lingerie logic.

– Do these puns make me look bold and strapped?

– Let’s tie the knot—literally.

– Who needs outerwear when your innerwear is this good?

– I’m not blushing, it’s just the satin talking.

– You’re as rare as a comfortable strapless bra.

– Is it hot in here or is it just my laced-up pickup lines?

– Let’s make briefs, not war.

– Can I get a frill of approval?

– Our love story is a perfect lace-tale.

– Tulle me everything.

– You must be a garter—because I’m falling fast.

– Life is short. Wear cute lingerie and tell bad puns.

– I’ve got deep cup feelings for you.

– She walks in, and it’s chemise-stry at first sight.

– I’m ribboning with excitement.

– His texts are push-up notifications.

– That laugh? It’s a full-body shaper for the soul.

– My sense of humor is bustier-based.

– That outfit? Utter mesh-terpiece.

– You’re the lace to my latte foam.

– This date night is strapped for greatness.

– No secrets—just Victoria-level jokes.

– Things are heating up faster than a lingerie dryer mishap.

– I’m positively panty-popping with excitement.

– You’re the clasp that holds me together.

– She’s got that intimate wit.

– I’m here for the hookups—and punchlines.

Hilarious Lingerie Puns

Ready to laugh until your seams split? These are our silliest, giggliest lingerie jokes.

– I’m all tangled up in this strap-tacular situation.

– It’s not a wardrobe malfunction—it’s a comedy moment.

– That was a brief encounter with hilarity.

– Life’s better when your jokes are full coverage.

– You crack me up—no underwire needed.

– These puns are so bad, they’re panty-criminal.

– His sense of humor? Totally mesh-ed up.

– Don’t get your straps in a twist!

– I didn’t mean to offend—just trying to be bra-zen.

– Thong regrets, just laughs.

– My humor’s got more padding than a push-up.

– Let’s lighten the lingerie-load.

– That joke? Lace-icrous.

– The real support comes from a good pun.

– I told a joke about boxers… but it didn’t fly.

– I wear comedy like I wear lace—with confidence.

– We’re totally garter-compatible.

– You’re my laugh-tie.

– These jokes are sheer nonsense.

– Can’t stop giggling—I’ve got the thong-tickles.

– This whole pun thread is draw-some.

– I tried to stop punning, but my bra said “no support.”

– Let’s have a corset-versation.

– I tried to break up with lingerie puns… but they kept re-strapping.

– That pun took me from zero to laced-up lunacy.

– Sorry if that pun was too revealing.

– I’m on a mesh-ion to make you laugh.

– Even my boxer briefs think I’m hilarious.

– These jokes are borderline indecent—ly funny.

– Not every pun lands, but at least they’re well-supported.

– Let’s strip away the seriousness.

– Humor like this? Worth getting out of bed and into a bralette.

– That pun was a cheeky surprise.

– The only thing I wear better than lingerie is a grin.

– That joke left me in ribbon-ing laughter.

– It’s a wild ride from giggle to garter.

– Some people collect stamps—I collect lace puns.

– My brain’s in a bustier spiral of puns.

– Thong and winding—but we got here.

– I’m a comedian underneath it all.

– Panty raid? No, pun raid.

– Can’t hide these mesh-takes.

– This comedy’s got curves.

– I like my puns like I like my slips: flowy and absurd.

– Laughter is my love language—and so is lace.

– Punsters do it strap-by-strap.

– I’m not sorry for these underwhelming puns.

– Some call it wordplay—I call it lingerie linguistics.

– That joke unraveled faster than fishnet.

– I may be brief, but I’m under-standingly funny.

Creative Lingerie Puns for Instagram

Need a caption that slays in satin? These puns are perfect for selfies, stories, or spicy mirror pics.

– Serving looks with a side of lace-titude.

– Feeling brief but bold.

– Caption this: “Caught in a mesh-merizing moment.”

– I’m bra-ving the camera today.

– Filter? No need—I’m naturally sheer.

– Slipped into something pun-derful.

– Just here to lift and support your feed.

– Garter your attention, please.

– Giving major strap queen energy.

– Thong goals and satin dreams.

– Feeling cute. Might delete later. Might also never wear pants again.

– Mood: Lingerie and lemonade.

– Keeping it cheeky, literally.

– Lace the day with love.

– Got my mesh together today.

– Don’t worry—I’m fully supported.

– Today’s vibe: Soft fabric, strong confidence.

– Who says innerwear isn’t outerwear?

– Self-love starts with cute undies.

– Satin in my step, sass in my soul.

– Just hanging out in my pun-derthings.

– My vibe today is semi-sheer with strong puns.

– Tag someone who’s always strapped in style.

– Confident. Comfy. Covered in lace.

– Look closely—there’s a pun hidden in every strap.

– Undeniably mesh-merizing.

– No filter, just support and sparkle.

– Making lingerie the main character.

– Confidence: 100%. Coverage: optional.

– Got dressed just to take this photo.

– Hooked, lined, and pun’d.

– Lingerie + lighting = lethal combo.

– Tied up in sass.

– The only drama I want is in my straps.

– This pic has no back support—but I do.

– Bralette? More like bravette.

– Lace, camera, action.

– Call it a slip-up if you must.

– That lingerie life chose me.

– Woke up and chose mesh.

– Who needs pants when you have poetry in panties?

– #UnderwearAppreciationPost

– Just your daily dose of frills and thrills.

– Living that draw-er dropping life.

– Everything the light touches is lace.

– This look deserves a standing ovation-ette.

– Caught in a soft moment.

– Mirror, mirror… you better hype me up.

– Satin for the soul.

– Why fit in when you can strap out?

Witty Lingerie Puns

These brainy, clever puns deliver support for your intellect and your humor.

– You’re busting out the big jokes today.

– This pun has some serious wire power.

– Let’s lace up a plan to take over the world.

– The only triangle I like is in a bralette.

– I like my jokes like I like my undergarments: well-structured.

– It’s all fun and games until someone unhooks the punchline.

– I’m a draw-er of many talents.

– That pun had back-clasp logic.

– Mesh well with others—that’s my motto.

– Get you someone who makes your elastic snap with laughter.

– My confidence is stitched in sarcasm and silk.

– The science of straps is highly underrated.

– You don’t need a degree in fashion to understand pun-lingerie.

– It’s all cup sizes and giggles here.

– Every pun needs a little lining.

– That idea? Sheer brilliance.

– Life’s full of hooks and eye-openers.

– Don’t worry—this pun is padded for safety.

– Puns and panties both require perfect timing.

– It’s a supporting argument, really.

– I stay uplifted and clever.

– Her mind’s sharper than a garter clasp.

– We lace together like wordplay and whimsy.

– A slip of the tongue or a slip of the dress? Why not both?

– Let’s mesh brains and hearts.

– Panty philosophers, unite!

– Never underestimate a good push-up and a pun.

– Brains, beauty, and bras—what a combo.

– You’ve got under-lying wit, I like it.

– What’s beneath the joke? A double entendre.

– This conversation is laced with insight.

– Lace isn’t lazy—it’s structured spontaneity.

– I can’t strap down all this intelligence.

– Intimates and intellects—my kind of crew.

– These puns pass the elasticity test.

– Lingerie logic is real, and it slays.

– A soft pun with a hard punch.

– Wordplay is just mental mesh.

– Witty as a waist-cincher.

– I’m wrapped in logic and ribbon.

– I run on coffee, confidence, and cheeky captions.

– Beauty is brains in a bralette.

– Some of us lace thoughts and puns at the same time.

– Stay sharp. Stay strapped.

– That idea’s got straps, and it holds up well.

– A joke that supports multiple layers.

– Say it with lace. Mean it with wit.

– I’m strap-egically funny.

– That pun just clicked like a back clasp.

Cheeky Lingerie Puns

These puns have a little sass and a lot of backside attitude. Proceed with a smirk!

– Don’t get your panties in a pun-ch.

– That joke had some serious rear appeal.

– Let’s cheek up the mood.

– Nothing wrong with a little buns and puns.

– I like my humor like my lingerie: low-rise and cheeky.

– You make my heart do a little booty bounce.

– That’s a crackin’ good pun.

– I’ve got jokes that cover all the right curves.

– Keep it brief, but make it bold.

– My jokes are bare-bottomed brilliance.

– Warning: May cause giggle-induced wedgies.

– Don’t underestimate a sassy seam.

– I don’t blush—I shimmer in cheeky lace.

– That pun was half-coverage, full comedy.

– This conversation is getting dangerously bottom-heavy.

– You’re behind the best puns.

– I’m not rude—I’m rear-markably witty.

– Garter your thoughts, things are heating up.

– Time to raise the backside banter.

– Lace isn’t the only thing showing off today.

– I came. I saw. I flashed a pun.

– Just out here cheeking the mic.

– A back-end bonus joke, just for you.

– My puns are bottoms-up brilliance.

– This humor is full seat coverage.

– Pun-peroni on the bottom shelf.

– Life’s too short to skip the cheeky content.

– Not everyone can pull off a pun from behind.

– You just got rear-ended by a joke.

– That pun was a rear masterpiece.

– Give that joke a little booty boost.

– My comedy? Cheek-certified.

– Punny from front to back.

– Can’t spell cheeky without a c-h-a-r-m.

– All rise for the panty court—judge Sass presiding.

– Full cheeks, fuller laughs.

– I’m sitting on comedy gold.

– A well-placed pun is better than shapewear.

– This is no tush-tale, it’s real wordplay.

– Got back? Got jokes.

– Cheeky and proud—pun intended.

– My puns have rear support.

– Laughter from every angle.

– You can’t unsee this cheeky genius.

– Let’s pun our way into the backstory.

– Behind every good joke is a great… back end.

– A joke with a little lift.

– I do my best punning from the rear view.

– Who knew comedy could be this cut-to-fit?

Cute Lingerie Puns for Compliments

Sweet and flirty puns that flatter like the perfect push-up bra.

– You’re the lace of my life.

– I’m totally hooked on you.

– Your smile has full support from me.

– You’ve got me tied in bows.

– I think you’re simply un-laced-able.

– You’re the perfect fit—no alterations needed.

– You’re brief-ly perfect.

– There’s something so mesh-merizing about you.

– You give me that innerwear glow.

– Your energy is as soft as satin.

– Confidence looks good on you—just like everything else.

– I could stare at your beauty for an elastic eternity.

– You shine brighter than my silk drawer.

– Can I be your matching set?

– You’ve got my heart wrapped and ribboned.

– You wear kindness like a corset—holding everything in with grace.

– You’re the intimate detail I’ve been missing.

– Honestly? You’re sheer perfection.

– The moment you walked in—instant lift.

– You’re too cute to be hiding under layers.

– Who needs shapewear when you already turn heads?

– You glow with built-in confidence.

– I’d choose your smile over satin any day.

– Can I borrow your under-stated charm?

– You’re everything good—no padding needed.

– Beauty like yours deserves delicate framing.

– You fit into my heart like a soft cup.

– When you shine, even lace gets jealous.

– You make elegance look effortless.

– You radiate the kind of warmth that makes satin feel cold.

– Are you a bralette? Because you’re changing the game.

– I’m stuck on your hook-and-eye charm.

– My heart’s doing a double clasp.

– You’re my favorite kind of layered sweetness.

– Cute, classy, and completely you.

– You lift everyone around you.

– You’re everything the label said and more.

– You’re the smile behind my seams.

– You redefine what comfort looks like.

– You look like a dream in human form.

– Your softness makes the world feel safer.

– Total babe energy—with extra lace.

– You’re every bit as charming as your drawer.

– Elegance? You invented it.

– You’re as refreshing as clean laundry day.

– Stay gorgeous. Stay unhooked.

– Just like lace—you add detail to every day.

– Your kindness could be its own collection.

– Cute called—it wants you to model.

Clever Lingerie Puns for Valentine’s Day

Love is in the air—and probably in a satin gift box. These puns are perfect for spicy cards and flirty texts.

– I’ve got you hooked and heart-clasped.

– You make my heart go full support mode.

– Be mine… or at least my matching set.

– I’m brief-ly obsessed with you.

– Cupid must wear lace—he’s got great taste.

– Let’s tie the knot—and the ribbon.

– You’re the push-up I didn’t know I needed.

– Roses are red, lingerie is lace, your love is wrapped in every embrace.

– This love is seam-ingly perfect.

– You light me up faster than a Victoria’s Sale.

– Forget flowers—bring frills and feels.

– I’ve been feeling you in all the right layers.

– We go together like satin and spark.

– My love language? Lingerie and laughter.

– You’re totally bustiering with charm.

– Here’s to cuddles, kisses, and elastic chemistry.

– Our love story? Perfectly stitched.

– You’ve got my heart doing a lacy two-step.

– Let’s skip the small talk and slip into something emotional.

– If you were lingerie, you’d be limited edition.

– No frills—just deep feels.

– To me, you’re more than mesh—you’re magic.

– All my love is in this draw-er.

– I want to wrap you up in ribbon and forever.

– Let’s toast to soft cups and strong hearts.

– Love looks better in low lighting and high thread count.

– My Valentine? Only if you’re brief with others.

– You are the lace overlay on my soul.

– This is no-string-attached romance—wait, scratch that.

– I want our love to be wired with support.

– Cupid definitely shops in the intimates aisle.

– You’ve got intimate energy and I’m all in.

– Hearts and hooks—what a vibe.

– Here’s to soft threads and strong connections.

– My puns may be terrible, but my love is full coverage.

– You are the garter to my goals.

– Can I be your slip of the heart?

– Let’s build a love that doesn’t ride up.

– Just a couple of sweethearts and straps to hold it all together.

– Your kiss is better than satin.

– If puns were lingerie, this one’s custom fit.

– I’m into elastic emotions.

– Love me like your favorite bralette.

– No lace compares to this kind of love.

– You and me—double clasp forever.

– Got a little love and a lot of lace.

– You make my heart unhook in the best way.

– I promise not to string you along—unless you like that.

Lingerie Puns

This free-form section rounds up any style: sweet, silly, or just plain smooth. One last burst of creativity!

– Confidence is my favorite fabric.

– Not all heroes wear capes—some wear corsets.

– If you feel good underneath, it shows up top.

– Elasticity and elegance? That’s me.

– A good laugh is the best push-up.

– Lace is proof that beauty lies in the details.

– Don’t knock it till you strap it.

– Wearing something that fits is empowering—like a good pun.

– Your vibe is stitched into every step you take.

– A pun a day keeps the bad vibes away.

– Don’t be shy—be sheer-ly yourself.

– My self-esteem is wired in.

– I like my puns just like my sets: complete.

– Lingerie: proof that soft things can be powerful.

– I wear joy under everything.

– No outfit is complete without a little wordplay.

– Beauty starts with under-standing.

– This laugh is brought to you by lace.

– Innerwear > outerwear any day.

– Strapping in for life’s twists—with a smile.

– Comfort and confidence? Check and check.

– A good pun supports every situation.

– You can always tell when someone’s wearing something they love.

– Wear what lifts you—and laugh while you’re at it.

– Every drawer should come with a giggle.

Sweet Lingerie Puns

Soft, gentle, and totally adorable—these puns are perfect for feel-good vibes.

– You make my heart flutter like satin in the wind.

– You’re my favorite thread in this life’s fabric.

– Some puns hug you like a soft cup.

– You had me at hello—and also at lace trim.

– You bring the cozy to my chaos.

– Let’s stay wrapped up in giggles and tulle.

– You light up my drawer like it’s laundry day.

– Fluffy robe, warm tea, and you? Yes please.

– I’d choose your laugh over a silk set any day.

– You’re the bow on top of everything sweet.

Lighthearted Lingerie Puns

These feel like fresh laundry on a Sunday—easy, breezy, and filled with cheer.

– I’m not stressed—I’m just unsnapped.

– Bad mood? Try matching underwear.

– I believe in innerwear therapy.

– Let’s not get tangled—we’ve got too many hooks.

– That pun was so soft, I want to nap in it.

– You’re the cotton to my comfy.

– Feels like a no-pants kind of day.

– Joy is a freshly folded drawer.

– I’ve got sunshine in my seams.

– No wrinkles in this vibe.

Punny Lingerie Wordplay Puns

For the word-nerds and language lovers—here’s where the syllables sing.

– You can’t spell “intimates” without “I’m in.”

– That joke was laced with laughter.

– These puns are a stretch—but supportive.

– I’m draw-ering you closer.

– Let’s break the strap-eotype.

– Hook me up with another pun.

– Seamlessly funny, if I do say so.

– This wordplay is knot to be missed.

– It’s all fun and frill-giggles.

– Elasticity is key—to both puns and relationships.

Amusing Lingerie Puns

Let’s end strong with puns guaranteed to make anyone giggle under their breath.

– Keep calm and unclasp on.

– I’m in a relationship with my underwear drawer.

– Some wear suits. I wear punchlines.

– When life gives you lemons, wear lace.

– That joke really busted out laughing.

– Every time I match socks and bras, an angel laughs.

– Why be normal when you can be padded and proud?

– Love is great, but have you tried mesh?

– Bras before bros.

– I don’t do drama—I do strappy stories.

Memorable Lingerie Puns

These puns are meant to linger, like a perfectly worn favorite pair.

– May your jokes be as bold as your bandeau.

– Every pun should come with a label: Made to uplift.

– Lace is temporary. Wordplay is forever.

– I don’t remember what you wore, but I remember the pun.

– When in doubt, slip into something unforgettable.

– Some puns leave stretch marks—in a good way.

– Let’s tie this article up with a cute bow.

– I’ll never forget the pun that unclasped my heart.

– Like a good bra, a good pun supports you for years.

– You’re not just laced in laughter—you’re woven into memory.

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From cheeky one-liners to lace-trimmed captions, these lingerie puns were crafted to lift your mood and bring a smile to your face. This collection isn’t just stitched with humor—it’s woven with charm, confidence, and just the right amount of sass.

A good pun, much like a favorite bralette, fits perfectly and leaves you feeling just a little more fabulous.

Zack Hart

Hey there! I’m Zack Hart, the pun-dedicated brain behind PunParade.
Based in Alaska, I built this site for everyone who believes a well-placed pun can brighten a dull day.
Whether you’re into clever wordplay or cringe-worthy dad jokes, you’ll find your fix here. We’re all about bringing the world closer — one pun at a time.