250 Pokémon Jokes That’ll Have You Laughing Pik-a-choo!

Here’s our ultimate pokemon jokes collection, sure to make trainers of all ages giggle and guffaw! You’ll find everything you need here, whether you’re looking for one-liners, puns, or short stories. Take a look at these hilarious videos:

• Cute pokemon puns that will make you laugh. 
• A razor-sharp one-liner that will make you laugh instantly. 
• Animated short stories that give you a glimpse into Pokemon’s world.

Now let’s get started.

Pokémon Jokes Dirty

Let’s get a little cheeky — nothing too wild, just suggestive fun that’s still safe for PG-13 laughs.

– I asked Jynx on a date and she said, “You wish cash!”

– Why don’t Gardevoirs make good girlfriends? They read your every move.

– I caught a Rattata in my bed… turns out it was just morning wood.

– Gengar’s not the only thing that disappears after foreplay.

– I like my Pokémon like I like my jokes — a little raunchy but always evolving.

– Why did the Pokémon Trainer never get lucky? His Snorlax always blocked the path.

– Misty asked me to come over… said she needed help with her Water Stone.

– What do Pokémon say after a spicy night? “That was super effective!”

– When Machoke flexes, even my morals weaken.

– You think Ditto’s wild in battle? Try dating one — endless positions.

– I tried to flirt with Nurse Joy, but she said I needed healing… and a therapist.

– My Poké Ball isn’t the only thing that expands on command.

– I thought we were going to cuddle, but she just wanted me to HM Cut.

– Charmander’s tail isn’t the only thing burning today.

– If you Squirtle too early, you might miss the main event.

– She said I had Bidoof energy… clumsy but committed.

– He asked me to ride his Rapidash… I said neigh.

– Brock may be blind, but he always finds the right curves.

– She likes me like I like Slowpoke — unexpectedly dirty.

– When Lucario said “Aura,” I didn’t expect him to mean aura-gasm.

– We tried cuddling but accidentally used Self-Destruct.

– My pickup line? “I’ve got 8 badges… wanna see my Pokéballs?”

– Venusaur sounds like a flower, but smells like a bad decision.

– She only dates Trainers who can use TM69.

– I told her I wanted to smash — she asked, “Pokéballs or Bros?”

– Eevee’s not the only one who can evolve under pressure.

– After last night, I need a Full Restore… and a lawyer.

– When she moaned “Oh no, Team Rocket’s here,” I knew we had roleplay issues.

– Even Alakazam couldn’t predict what happened under those covers.

– I said “wanna Squirtle?” — she said, “Only if you Charm me first.”

– Tried to get busy with my girl, but she said, “Not until you evolve your maturity.”

– Caught feelings and a Heracross… only one of them was itchy.

– She called me her Snubbull — ugly but loyal.

– I offered her a Poké Flute… she handed me a restraining order.

– If Jigglypuff could sing what I did last night, it’d be rated R.

– She left me for a guy with a Mega Evolution.

– You can’t spell “Thiccachu” without thirst.

– Gave her a Leaf Stone. She gave me ghosted.

– She said my Machop was more of a Meh-chop.

– The only thing harder than Onix is explaining this Pokémon phase.

– “You’re my Missingno,” she said… chaotic, glitched, and full of bugs.

– I used Attract. She used Friend Zone.

– Asked if she wanted a Pokédoll — she handed me a blow-up Ditto.

– She called me a Farfetch’d… useless but oddly cute.

– “Let’s battle,” she said… 2 minutes later, it was game over.

– My love life is like a Magikarp — floppy and hopeless.

– She kissed me and whispered, “Now you know why they call it a Love Disc.”

– Pikachu may shock you, but I’ll just leave you disappointed.

– Me: “Let’s evolve together.” Her: “Go back to Route 1.”

– Every time she says “Use Harden,” my Metapod panics.

– Even Mr. Mime thinks our relationship is a clown show.

Pokémon Jokes for Kids

Clean, easy, and giggle-worthy jokes perfect for young Trainers just starting their journey.

– What do you call Pikachu in the winter? Peek-at-chill!

– Why did Bulbasaur bring a suitcase? He was going on a Leaf Vacation!

– Why can’t you give Pikachu a balloon? He might shock it!

– What’s a Squirtle’s favorite drink? Water-you-waiting-for!

– Why did Snorlax skip school? He had a snooze day!

– What’s Charmander’s favorite subject? Fire-tory!

– How do Pokémon stay in shape? They do Poke-jumps!

– Why was Psyduck confused at the zoo? Too many dupes!

– What do you call a group of singing Jigglypuff? A pop band!

– Why did Pikachu get an award? For being shocking-ly good!

– What do you get when you cross Eevee and a ghost? A Boo-lution!

– Why did Meowth go to school? To learn to purr-sist!

– What kind of shoes does Snorlax wear? Slip-ons!

– What’s Gengar’s favorite instrument? The boo-gie drum!

– Why don’t you play hide and seek with Dugtrio? They’re always underground!

– What’s Ash’s favorite snack? Pika-chips!

– How does Machop stay strong? He lifts Pokéballs!

– Why can’t you trust Team Rocket at lunch? They always try to steal your snack!

– What do you call a sleepy Pikachu? Nappy-chu!

– What’s Mew’s favorite thing to draw? Meow-sterpieces!

– Why did the Trainer take a ladder? To reach the next level!

– What does Charmander say at bedtime? “Light’s out!”

– What’s Togepi’s favorite song? Hatch Me Maybe!

– Why did Jigglypuff get in trouble in music class? She kept putting people to sleep!

– What kind of dessert does Snorlax love? Nap-cakes!

– Why did the Gym Leader open a bakery? He wanted to make roll-outs!

– What do Pokémon use to pay? Poke-cents!

– Why don’t you take a joke from Mr. Mime? He’ll just mime it!

– What’s Pikachu’s least favorite weather? Raichu-storms!

– Why did Ash bring a map? He didn’t want to get lost in the tall grass!

– What’s Abra’s favorite class? Nap time!

– Why don’t Gyarados play cards? They rage too much!

– What do you get when you mix Diglett and Pikachu? Grounded energy!

– Why did the Pokémon visit the vet? For a Poke-checkup!

– What’s the most musical Pokémon? Ludicolo!

– What’s Chikorita’s favorite time of day? Leaf-o’clock!

– Why did Torchic cross the road? To get to the fire side!

– What’s the Pokémon way to say goodbye? Catch ya later!

– Why did Wobbuffet get detention? He kept copying everyone!

– What’s the most polite Pokémon? Excuse-me-sear!

– Why does Gulpin never get full? He’s always hungry!

– What do you call a dancing Hitmonlee? Jig-monlee!

– Why did Pikachu go to the spa? For a little zap and relax!

– What’s a Mudkip’s favorite drink? Swamp soda!

– Why does Cubone wear a skull? He lost his hat collection!

– Why did the Trainer bring a ladder to the Poké Mart? To reach the Ultra Balls!

– What’s a Pokémon’s favorite ride at the fair? The Raichu-coaster!

– Why don’t Drowzee’s friends let him choose dinner? He always sleeps through it!

– What’s a Magneton’s favorite dance move? The electric slide!

– Why was Treecko always calm? He had tree-zen!

Pokémon Jokes for Adults

A little more grown-up — clever, witty, and crafted for Poké-fans who know their way around both a Pokédex and a dry joke.

– Why don’t Pokémon Trainers retire? Because the grind is super effective on their sanity.

– I tried adulting like a Gym Leader… now I’m just defeated and broke.

– The only thing I’ve evolved is my ability to procrastinate.

– My last relationship was like catching a legendary — brief and full of regret.

– I finally found the one — and she turned out to be a Team Rocket agent.

– My love life is like a Pokéball — always missing the target.

– I used Growl… now my coworkers just think I need therapy.

– Being an adult Pokémon fan means explaining why you own plushies and a mortgage.

– My bank account is more empty than a PokéMart during a Rare Candy sale.

– When life gets hard, I pretend I’m just in a cutscene.

– I challenged my boss to a battle… she used termination.

– I asked my date if she wanted to see my Pokéball collection — she left immediately.

– Taxes hit harder than a Critical Hit from Garchomp.

– I’m in my 30s and still believe Mew is under the truck.

– Tried to use Charm in a bar — got hit with Confuse Ray.

– I told my therapist I talk to Pokémon. She said, “Okay, let’s increase the dosage.”

– Pikachu has better job security than I do. At least he’s on brand.

– My midlife crisis involves more PokéCoins than stock investments.

– Even Ditto couldn’t replicate my anxiety.

– I spent rent money on Pokémon cards. It’s called adulting with priorities.

– They said I’d grow out of Pokémon. I evolved into denial instead.

– Life’s rough. My last joy came from catching a shiny at 2AM.

– My coworkers think I’m responsible — they haven’t seen my box of plushies.

– My career path? Like Zubat in a cave: chaotic, noisy, and hard to escape.

– I bought Poké cereal because I couldn’t afford actual joy.

– Every dating app match asks, “Do you still play Pokémon?” Yes, and goodbye.

– My back hurts from carrying my team… and my existential dread.

– Tried evolving my goals — ended up using Teleport.

– At this point, I relate more to Snorlax than any human.

– She said she wanted a mature man… I showed her my Charizard deck.

– Adult problems hit harder than Hyper Beam — and with less warning.

– Tried using “Sweet Kiss” on my date — got reported for HR violation.

– My partner says I love Pokémon more than them. I said, “You’re not wrong.”

– My credit score fainted after I used Max Repel on responsibilities.

– I skipped work today. Blamed it on Pokérus.

– Just found a gray hair. Guess it’s time to evolve into Silver Version.

– My hobbies are Pokémon, caffeine, and coping mechanisms.

– Gardevoir understands me more than my therapist.

– I used to be a cool Trainer. Then I took a loan to the knee.

– I can’t remember my password but I know every Eeveelution.

– I told my parents I wanted to be a Pokémon Master. They enrolled me in business school.

– I’ve had more Legendary losses in life than in battle.

– My New Year’s resolution? To use fewer Revives on my self-esteem.

– I’m emotionally attached to my virtual pets — and that’s okay.

– I didn’t ghost her — I used Vanishing Move.

– My idea of flirting is telling people I still believe in Unown love.

– I invested in stocks like I EV train: randomly and with regret.

– Life’s a battle — and I keep using Splash.

– My will to work is fainted. Would you like to use Revive?

Pokémon Jokes One Liners

Quick, punchy, and perfect for any Trainer who likes their humor fast and effective — no turn-based delay required.

– I tried to catch feelings, but they used Teleport.

– My love life is so bad, even Zubat flew away from it.

– Team Rocket’s plans last about as long as my New Year’s resolutions.

– I told my crush I play Pokémon — she said, “I choose someone else.”

– My career is a Wobbuffet — it just reflects my bad choices.

– That date was like Magikarp — looked promising but just flopped.

– I finally caught a shiny… and lost it to a critical faint.

– I flirted using Attract. She responded with Run Away.

– My GPA’s a MissingNo — glitched and unfixable.

– The only thing evolving is my anxiety.

– Life hit me with a Hyper Beam — now I’m in recharge mode.

– My Pokéballs have seen better days.

– I brought a Poké Flute to therapy — still didn’t wake my ambition.

– Snorlax is my spirit animal — immovable and tired.

– Even Ditto won’t copy my personality.

– My wallet fainted after I saw the new TCG set.

– I used Rest — and still woke up more exhausted.

– My gym routine is called “Avoid All Gyms.”

– My jokes are like Slowpoke — they take a while, but they’re worth it.

– I dream of Pikachu — because my love life is fictional too.

– I caught a cold. Too bad it’s not in my Pokédex.

– I tried being mysterious like Mew — now people think I’m just avoiding them.

– Even Mr. Mime won’t talk to me.

– My crush said I’m “kind of like Brock” — always looking, never finding.

– She said she wanted space — so I used Fly.

– My Pikachu shocked me once. Still better than my last relationship.

– I use Rare Candies — for my self-worth.

– Tried using Protect, but life still hit me hard.

– I’m one bad pun away from being Team Rocket’s comedy writer.

– I don’t need therapy. I need a Full Heal and a nap.

– I’m a Trainer — but mostly I just train my disappointments.

– Life’s a wild battle — and I’m out of Poké Balls.

– Every Monday I evolve into Regretachu.

– My romantic strategy? Confuse Ray and hope for the best.

– You can’t spell “relationship” without R.I.P.

– My gym badges are real. My emotional growth, not so much.

– When she said “you’re too into Pokémon,” I said, “And you’re too into leaving.”

– I don’t ghost people. I Gengar them.

– I used Tail Whip… she called security.

– My flirting is like using Splash — utterly useless.

– The only thing I’m committed to is my starter Pokémon.

– I downloaded a dating app and got matched with Team Magma.

– My self-esteem is in the PC Box.

– Why try when I can just evolve into a blanket burrito?

– I kissed a Slowpoke once. Still waiting for a reaction.

– My roommate asked how I feel. I said, “Status: Burned.”

– Even Alakazam couldn’t figure out my life choices.

– I asked my ex if we could talk — she said, “Use Block.”

– The only ring I’ll ever get is from my Poké Stop streak.

Short Pokémon Jokes

Bite-sized and battle-ready — these quick jokes are perfect for a laugh between gym battles or while grinding in the tall grass.

– Why did Pikachu fail the test? Too many static answers.

– What’s Gengar’s favorite game? Hide and shriek!

– Why did Ash break up with Misty? He wanted some space.

– What’s Meowth’s favorite snack? Pay Day bars.

– How do you calm a Jigglypuff? Let it sing it out.

– What’s Charizard’s least favorite weather? A drizzle.

– Why can’t Snorlax be a DJ? He always drops the nap.

– What’s Bulbasaur’s go-to dance move? The vine whip.

– What does a nervous Trainer say? “This is un-furret-able.”

– What’s Abra’s favorite mode of travel? Sleepwalking.

– How does Hitmonlee apologize? With a kick of kindness.

– Why did the Magikarp fail at comedy? Total flop.

– What’s Ditto’s party trick? Impressions.

– Why is Squirtle good at stand-up? Shell-arious timing.

– What do you call a psychic breakup? Espeon-off.

– What’s Togepi’s favorite bedtime story? Egg-spectations.

– Why did Psyduck get hired? He was overqualified… and confused.

– What do you call a Pokéfan in denial? A missing-No.

– What’s Arcanine’s dream job? Fire marshal.

– What’s Dratini’s biggest fear? Stairs.

– Why was Alakazam’s résumé rejected? Too many spoons.

– What’s Slowpoke’s favorite snack? Laaaays.

– What’s Eevee’s favorite genre? Transformers.

– Why don’t Machamp knit? Too many arms, not enough patience.

– Why did Pikachu wear sunglasses? Too bright to handle.

– Why did Onix start therapy? He felt too rocky inside.

– What’s Cubone’s spirit animal? The lonely hedgehog.

– What’s Electrode’s motto? Keep it charged.

– What’s Pidgey’s biggest fear? Airplanes.

– Why is Mewtwo misunderstood? Clone-ly childhood.

– What’s Mr. Mime’s worst enemy? Podcasting.

– What’s Lapras’s favorite song? Ocean Eyes.

– What did the Trainer say to his wallet? “I choose U-broke.”

– Why don’t Gastly tell secrets? They always escape.

– What’s Charmander’s favorite dance? The flame shuffle.

– What’s Diglett’s catchphrase? “I’m grounded.”

– Why did Lucario quit? Aura burnout.

– What’s Piplup’s dream vacation? Chilladelphia.

– What’s the most dramatic Pokémon? Noibat — always screaming.

– Why was Garchomp so mad? Someone clipped his wings.

– Why don’t Togekiss give bad hugs? They’re fairy gentle.

– What’s Mimikyu’s biggest fear? Compliments.

– Why did Bellsprout become an actor? He’s great at taking root in roles.

– Why was Mudkip late? Traffic in the swamp.

– What’s Lickitung’s favorite sport? Tennis — for the licks.

– Why don’t you mess with Umbreon? He bites back at midnight.

– What did the Trainer say after losing? “That’s un-fortress-unate.”

– Why was Wobbuffet promoted? Always reflects success.

– What does Snivy say when he wins? “Told ya I was slick.”

– What’s Zubat’s pick-up line? “I’m blind… but I feel your vibe.”

Pokémon Jokes Reddit

These Reddit-style jokes bring that internet edge — sharp, clever, and often just a little too relatable for lifelong fans.

– Saw a Magikarp meme that said “Just keep flopping” — and honestly, same.

– Someone on Reddit said Jigglypuff is just Kirby with vocals and issues.

– My relationship is like MissingNo. — glitchy, chaotic, and deeply nostalgic.

– Pikachu didn’t leave Ash — he rage quit the series.

– If you ever feel useless, just remember Flash still exists.

– Reddit taught me one thing: never trust a Gengar in Among Us.

– My therapist told me I project too much. I said, “You mean like Shadow Ball?”

– “I trained my Pokémon with love.” Bro… they still fainted.

– Favorite fan theory: Ditto is the result of every failed love confession.

– “Ash never ages” — yeah, neither do my emotional wounds.

– Reddit user: “Pokémon taught me emotional resilience.”

Life: “Wild depression appeared!”

– If Reddit comments were Pokémon moves, half of them would be Toxic.

– Genuinely thought Pokémon Go would make me fit. Instead, I’m just addicted to spinning stops.

– Saw someone propose with a Pokéball ring box.

Top comment: “Did she resist the catch?”

– When Reddit says “Don’t evolve Eevee into Flareon” but you like chaos.

Mission accepted.

– I told my date I’m Level 42 in Pokémon Go. She said, “That’s hot.”

Reddit told me: She was lying.

– Found a thread where someone said Pokémon is “for kids.”

The downvotes were super effective.

– Redditor posted their plush collection. I felt seen… and a little judged.

– Someone said Snorlax is body positivity. I say he’s sleep goals.

– Top-rated joke of the week: “I tried to evolve… but I needed more emotional XP.”

– Guy on Reddit named his dog Growlithe.

Now he’s known as “The Guy with the Goodest Boy.”

– Found a thread debating whether Gengar is Clefable’s shadow.

Someone replied: “That’s dark… literally.”

– Reddit logic: If Ash released Butterfree for love, I can release my ex…

right?

– Favorite AMA was a guy who asked, “How do I explain to my wife that the plushies stay?”

Most upvoted answer: “Show her your Master Ball.”

– Someone wrote, “Life is like a Nuzlocke run — once it’s gone, it’s gone.”

And now I’m spiraling.

– Redditor flexed catching a shiny Psyduck.

Everyone else: “Bro, did you cheat or pray to Arceus?”

– Wild Reddit post: “I named my kids Eevee and Vaporeon.”

Comment: “That’s adorable… and maybe illegal.”

– Found a thread called “Pokémon That Could Beat Goku.”

First comment: “Magikarp. For emotional damage.”

– A guy built a 1:1 Charizard in Minecraft.

Top comment: “Now build your social life.”

– Redditor: “Pokémon made me a better person.”

Also Redditor: “Used Foul Play in real life.”

– Saw someone cosplay as a PokéStop.

Comment: “Great. Now do one where you don’t spin away from commitment.”

– “Favorite Pokémon?” Me: Looks at all the memes and trauma.

Still Pikachu. No notes.

– A post said, “If I had a Ditto, I’d never be alone.”

Comment: “Buddy, that’s deeper than Mt. Silver.”

– Someone got a Mimikyu tattoo.

Comment: “That’s not cute. That’s emotional damage with eyes.”

– I told Reddit I wanted a Growlithe plush for my birthday.

Got 1,000 upvotes and no plush.

10/10 still cried.

– Guy on Reddit: “Pokémon was my childhood.”

Reply: “It’s also your therapy bill.”

– Saw a thread titled: “I taught my cat to fetch Pokéballs.”

Comment: “Now teach your life to fetch success.”

– A meme said, “You can’t catch ‘em all if you can’t catch feelings.”

I felt that.

– Someone posted: “I named my anxiety Umbreon.”

Now it follows me at night.

– Redditor asked: “Is it weird to name your car after a Pokémon?”

Comment: “Not if it evolves after a car wash.”

– Posted my Gengar tattoo.

Got roasted so hard I need a Burn Heal IRL.

– Reddit logic: Everything’s funny until your Starter gets KO’d.

Then it’s personal.

Knock Knock Pokémon Jokes

Classic setup, Poké-style punchlines. These knock-knock jokes are perfect for Trainers who love a good doorbell laugh!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pikachu.
Pikachu who?
Pika-choo! I sneezed — bless me!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Charmander.
Charmander who?
Charmander your heart with these flames!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jiggly.
Jiggly who?
Jiggly-puff, and now you’re asleep.

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eevee.
Eevee who?
Eevee-ry time you knock, I evolve!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Snorlax.
Snorlax who?
Snor-relax, I’m napping!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ash.
Ash who?
Ash you later, I’m going to be a Pokémon Master!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Brock.
Brock who?
Brock your world with my baked goods!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Psy.
Psy who?
Psy-duck! I’m confused now.

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gengar.
Gengar who?
Gengar-ing to give you a fright!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ditto.
Ditto who?
Ditto-same as last time, I’m just copying.

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Bulba.
Bulba who?
Bulba-saur you’re still here!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pika.
Pika who?
Peek-a-you, you startled me!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Meowth.
Meowth who?
Meowth of my way, I’m stealing your snacks!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mew.
Mew who?
Mew gotta be kidding me!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Abra.
Abra who?
Abra-cadabra, now I’m gone!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Poké.
Poké who?
Poké-ball’s in your court now!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Slow.
Slow who?
Slowpoke… I just got the joke.

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Chikorita.
Chikorita who?
Chikorita your diary, I know everything!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Blastoise.
Blastoise who?
Blast-oise doors open already!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cubone.
Cubone who?
Cubone-ly one who still answers me!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Arceus.
Arceus who?
Arceus-ly, are you still knocking?

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Raichu.
Raichu who?
Raichu a letter but you never replied!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gible.
Gible who?
Gible me a break already!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Torchic.
Torchic who?
Torchic-n me out!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Natu.
Natu who?
Natu my business!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Grookey.
Grookey who?
Grookey on the beat again!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pidgey.
Pidgey who?
Pidgey own your house?

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dratini.
Dratini who?
Dratini little joke there!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Haunter.
Haunter who?
Haunter your dreams forever!

– Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sableye.
Sableye who?
Sableye-t you open this door?

Dirty Pokémon Jokes One Liners

These saucy one-liners are for adult Trainers only. Still safe for a laugh, just a little more… evolved.

– My Pokéball isn’t the only thing that’s ready to burst.

– She said “use Harden,” but I’d already fainted.

– Gardevoir didn’t slap me — she used Attract and then Ghosted.

– I tried to use Rest, but her moves kept me up all night.

– Call me Machamp, because I never skip arm day… or foreplay.

– My Ditto’s not the only thing that can take any form.

– She said I was like Slowpoke — always late, but surprisingly satisfying.

– Used Flash in bed… got reported to HR.

– I used Pound… she countered with Safeword.

– Thought she wanted a battle — turns out it was Double Team.

– I said “wanna evolve together?” She said, “Only if it’s a Mega Evolution.”

– Gave her a Poké Flute — now she sings my name.

– That wasn’t a critical hit… that was just really good technique.

– I asked her to use Splash. She said, “I already did.”

– When she whispered “Pika,” I Pika-ed too soon.

– She called me a wild Pokémon — always running and hard to catch.

– Her Gengar costume gave me paranormal feelings.

– I asked for a Pokédate… she gave me a full Pokénight.

– Nurse Joy said I needed healing — so she used hands-on care.

– I used Disable, but she still finished first.

– My love life is like Abra — starts fast and vanishes.

– After last night, even Blissey can’t restore my HP.

– She’s not a Psychic-type, but she read my every move.

– We didn’t use Protection — now I’ve got a status condition.

– I offered to use Softboiled… she said no thanks, I’m vegan.

– She had me on all fours like a fainted Growlithe.

– I brought the Ultra Balls. She brought the Master Plan.

– She said my Machop was more like a baby Bellsprout.

– I gave her a Rare Candy… she gave me a Sleep Talk.

– She used Charm, I used Swagger — now it’s just awkward confidence.

– Tried using Baton Pass… but forgot to wear anything.

– She likes her men like she likes her PokéDex — filled and well-documented.

– When she said “go deep like Dig,” I should’ve known it was a trap.

– My PokéRide got her spinning faster than Rapidash.

– She didn’t flinch — she endured the whole combo.

– I wanted to Snuggle — she used Protect.

– Our chemistry was like a Jynx kiss — cold but electric.

– She called me her Mewtwo — rare, unstable, and genetically enhanced.

– We did the fusion dance — ended up with conflicting types.

– After one night, she said I evolved into a Stage 5 Clinger.

– She played hard to get. I played Ingrain and waited.

– I gave her a full Poké Ball set — she gave me emotional confusion.

– Asked if she wanted a wild encounter — she said, “Only with a Lucky Egg.”

– We don’t just Netflix and chill. We Pokémon and poke-men.

– She said I was like Muk — a hot mess but kind of endearing.

– I pulled out my Pokédex. She said, “You’ll need more than stats to impress me.”

– I used Horn Drill — it missed.

– I asked if she liked it rough. She said, “Only with Rock Slide.”

– She used Leer… and then everything escalated.

Pokémon Puns

These pun-packed zingers will have you giggling like a Togepi with a tickle feather. Every line is a Poké-twist on familiar phrases — pun intended.

– You’ve Gotta Catch ‘Em All, but I can barely catch feelings.

– I’m feeling a little Pikachilly today.

– Don’t be so Charmandramatic.

– That party was so boring, even Snorlax said, “I’m out.”

– I’m not Squirtle-ing around — that was hilarious.

– I’m in a Mewd today.

– I’m totally Jigglybuff from all this gym training.

– He’s got some serious Bulba-swagger.

– That argument was totally Unown-sense.

– I can’t help it, I’m just a little Eevee-lish.

– Let’s have a Poképicnic — bring your Snaxlax.

– I’m on a seafood diet — I see food, and I chew-tle.

– I’m not being rude, I’m just Psy-ducking out.

– You’re looking Mightyena fine today!

– Don’t go all Tyra-no-Tyranitar on me.

– I’m feeling Abra-cadab-rad today.

– My phone is Totodialed in to your vibe.

– I’m Gastly-tly amused by that.

– He’s acting totally Hyp-no-thank you.

– She left in a Huff-ini, like a ghost-type.

– Can we just Raichu off the rest of the day?

– You’re so cute, you must be a Cutie-fly.

– I’m Kleff-keying you in on a secret.

– I Dig-lett you down, and I’m sorry.

– You’re so Litwick-ed smart!

– Let’s keep it Chill-mander, okay?

– You’re Goldeen standard amazing.

– I’m not jealous… okay, a-Lotad jealous.

– Don’t be a Krabby pants.

– I need a vacation — maybe Alol-away for a bit?

– My love for you is Mew-tual.

– That roast was so good, it was Scorchleon-level.

– You’re more annoying than a Zubat in a cave.

– I’m Grooke-ying out right now!

– He thinks he’s so cool — total Snoverachiever.

– My mood is Emolga-tional today.

– That news hit me like a Brick Mach-Break.

– I was feeling sad, but then I got a Happi-nee message.

– Let’s Togeth-getic dinner tonight.

– You’re not just smart — you’re Alakaz-amazing.

– I made a pun and Exeggcute-d it perfectly.

– My humor is Koffing-inducing.

– Let’s not take this Too Drowzee-sly.

– I’m planning a surprise — it’s gonna be Wynaut?

– I don’t always pun, but when I do, it’s Nidoking level clever.

– You’ve got a Zoroark-ward vibe, but I like it.

– I’m really Luxray-diant today.

– My dance moves are Hitmon-fly!

Top Jokes About Pokémon

These are the most beloved, most shared, most “you had to be there” Pokémon jokes of all time. Fan-favorites for a reason!

– Why did Pikachu get kicked out of school? Too many shocking answers.

– What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers? Geek-a-chu!

– How does a Pokémon Trainer propose? With a ring from a Poké Ball.

– Why don’t Charmander’s friends play hide and seek with him? Because he always gives off his location!

– Why did Snorlax fail as a motivational speaker? He kept falling asleep halfway through.

– What do you call a Magikarp in a tuxedo? Sushi with class.

– Why did Meowth start a podcast? Because he’s always talking anyway!

– How did Bulbasaur know he’d win the race? He had a vine sense of direction.

– What happens when you overfeed a Munchlax? You get a Snorlax… and an empty fridge.

– Why did Ash bring ketchup to the battle? Because Pikachu loves it — it’s canon!

– What’s a Togepi’s favorite candy? Egg-stra chewy gummies.

– What do you call it when a Gyarados gets mad at the grocery store? A fish-tastrophe.

– Why did Misty break up with Ash? Because he kept running into tall grass.

– How do you wake a sleeping Pokémon? With a Poké Flute… or bacon.

– What’s Gengar’s favorite kind of party? A surprise BOO-thday bash.

– Why did Psyduck go to therapy? Too many unanswered headaches.

– What’s Jigglypuff’s favorite hobby? Karaoke domination.

– Why did the Poké Ball fail? Because the relationship wasn’t ready to commit.

– Why is Brock always smiling? Because he literally can’t open his eyes to see the chaos.

– What do you get when Pikachu plays guitar? Shock rock.

– What’s Squirtle’s favorite pickup line? “Let me make a splash in your life.”

– Why can’t Team Rocket hold down a job? They always blast off before payday.

– What does a romantic Trainer say? “I choose you — even when you faint.”

– What did Professor Oak say to Ash when he forgot his Pokédex? “There’s a reason I gave you one, genius.”

– Why did Abra never get invited out? Because he always Teleported away before the party started.

– What’s the least trustworthy Pokémon? Ditto — always pretending to be someone else.

– What did the confused Trainer say in the foggy forest? “I think I just circled back to Pallet Town.”

– What’s the most awkward evolution? When Magikarp turns into someone who’s not texting you back.

– Why don’t Trainers play Monopoly? Too many fights over who gets the Master Ball token.

– What does a Pokéfan bring to a wedding? A Plusle-one.

– Why was Wobbuffet the worst roommate? He just copies everything you do!

– Why did the Trainer stay single? Because he only had eyes for his shiny collection.

– What’s the best way to apologize to a Dragonite? With a gift card and a Full Restore.

– Why did the Rapidash get kicked off the bus? Flaming seats are a safety hazard.

– What happens when Pikachu gets tired? He turns into Zzzapchu.

– Why did Butterfree leave its job? It wanted to spread its wings.

– What’s Alakazam’s worst subject? Group projects. He always knows the answer but won’t tell anyone.

– What’s the fastest way to ruin a Pokémon party? Use Explosion.

– What did the Gardevoir say to the Trainer who flirted badly? “You’re not even in my typing range.”

– Why did the gym battle end in a tie? Because both Trainers ran out of PP and patience.

– What’s the key to a happy Poké-marriage? Effective communication and type coverage.

– Why is Team Magma always late? They don’t believe in water-based transportation.

– What’s a Pikachu’s favorite dating app? Zapchat.

– Why did the Snivy get promoted? Because he was grass-rooted in leadership.

– What does a Trainer shout at karaoke night? “Let’s sing ’em all!”

Dad Pokémon Jokes

So punny they’ll make you roll your eyes — and then chuckle anyway. These are perfect for Trainer dads, embarrassing uncles, or anyone with dad-joke energy.

– Why did Pikachu go to school? To get a little more “current” knowledge.

– What’s a Bulbasaur’s favorite exercise? Squat-leaf presses.

– I told my Pokémon I was going to the gym — It asked which badge I needed.

– Why don’t Pokémon use cell phones? Because they can’t find the right type coverage.

– Why was Charmander bad at hide and seek? That flaming tail is a dead giveaway!

– What did the dad Trainer say when the car wouldn’t start? “Looks like we need a new Electrode.”

– Why did Ash bring a ladder to battle? To get to the next level!

– How do Pokémon clean their houses? With a Broom-burst.

– What’s Snorlax’s favorite movie? Napoleon Dynamite.

– I caught a cold yesterday. Good thing I had a Full Heal in the glove box.

– What’s a Poké-dad’s favorite band? ZZ Zapdos.

– Why did Machoke become a chef? He had a real taste for chops.

– I told my kid to stop watching Pokémon and do homework. Now I’m grounded by Team Rocket.

– What’s Psyduck’s favorite dad joke? “Headaches? I’ve got a Psy-load of ‘em!”

– Why did the dad Trainer wear cargo shorts? For maximum Poké-storage.

– How do dads teach Pokémon math? Using Exeggcute problems.

– What’s Cubone’s favorite instrument? The Xylo-bone.

– My dad told me he had a legendary pun — Turned out it was just a Sudowoodo.

– Why was the Pokédad proud of his kid’s evolution? Because it was a very Mew-ving moment.

– How do Pokémon dads tell bedtime stories? “Once upon a time in the tall grass…”

– I asked dad what kind of Pokémon he’d be. He said: “The one that’s always tired.”

– What’s a dad’s favorite move? Dad Slam — highly effective when your room’s a mess.

– Why did the dad bring an umbrella to the Poké Gym? Because Forecast said it might Castform.

– What do you call a dad who only trains electric-types? A real Zap-dad.

– What does a Poké-dad say before a barbecue? “Time to turn up the Heatmor!”

– Why don’t dad Trainers ever get lost? They always check the Poké-Map… 7 times.

– How do Poké-dads text? In ALL CAPSLOCK with random emojis.

– Why do dad Trainers carry rope? Just in case someone needs an Escape Rope.

– What’s a dad’s response to getting paralyzed in battle? “Must be that old back injury again.”

– Why did dad keep catching Rattatas? Said it reminded him of the glory days.

– What’s a dad’s favorite Poké-pun? “That was in-tentacool.”

– What happened when dad tried to use Surf? He forgot he couldn’t swim.

– Why did dad stop playing Pokémon Go? He walked into a bush and blamed the game.

– What kind of tea do Poké-dads drink? Togepi.

– Dad said if I didn’t clean my room, he’d release my starter. I’ve never vacuumed so fast.

– What’s a Poké-dad’s favorite catchphrase? “I CHOOSE… the thermostat settings!”

– What happens when dad tells too many puns? The whole house gets a status condition: CRINGED.

– Why do Poké-dads carry fishing rods everywhere? “Just in case I see a Magikarp!”

– What does a dad Trainer do after winning a battle? Celebrates with a barbecue and bad jokes.

– What’s dad’s strategy in battle? “Wing it like Pidgeot.”

– Why did dad name all his Pokémon “Dadchu”? So we’d never forget who trained them.

– Dad told me Pokémon aren’t real.  Now he sleeps outside.

Funny Pokémon Jokes

These classic Pokémon jokes are just plain funny — light, clever, and perfect for anyone who’s ever caught a Weedle and still felt proud.

– Why did Ash get kicked off the plane? He tried to bring a Pikachu carry-on — but it kept shocking everyone.

– Why can’t Meowth ever win a rap battle? Because he only knows Pay Day.

– What did the confused Trainer say in the forest? “I think I just circled back to Route Nope.”

– What’s Gengar’s favorite holiday? Halloween — he blends right in!

– Why don’t Trainers ever gossip? Because it always ends with a Wild Rumor appearing.

– Why did Professor Oak quit his job? He kept forgetting his own grandson’s name.

– What’s Slowpoke’s favorite game show? Wait… it’s still answering the first question.

– Why did Charmander join a band? Because he was already lit.

– What do you call it when Squirtle makes a joke? A splash of comedy.

– Why did the Poké Flute get banned? Too many nap interferences.

– Why is Snorlax the worst roadblock? Because no one wants to wake it up — even the police.

– What did one Pokéball say to the other? “Catch you later!”

– Why did Togepi fail the spelling test? It kept cracking under pressure.

– What’s Psyduck’s favorite workout? Brainstorming.

– Why did Misty open a bakery? She had a great Water-type sponge cake recipe.

– Why don’t Zubats make good friends? They’re clingy and show up uninvited.

– Why was Gyarados always angry? Because he started life as a Magikarp and never got over it.

– Why don’t Trainers use Snubbull as a guard dog? Because he just wants hugs.

– Why did Ash take Pikachu to therapy? For unresolved Zap issues.

– Why did the Pidgey cross the road? Because the Trainer used Fly and forgot it was a ground-based move.

– What’s Team Rocket’s favorite sport? Blasting-off-ball.

– What did the Mimikyu say on Valentine’s Day? “I hope you like surprises… and trauma.”

– Why is Wobbuffet bad at parties? He just stands there and reflects the conversation.

– What’s the best way to end a bad Pokédate? “This isn’t very effective…”

– Why was Diglett so anxious? Because he was buried in responsibilities.

– Why can’t trainers sleep at night? Because every time they close their eyes… a wild idea appears.

– Why did Brock start a cooking show? Because his dating life was already too dry.

– What does Pikachu say when he stubs his toe? “Pik-AHHHH!”

– Why is Abra so bad at texting? Because he always disappears mid-convo.

– What happened when Jigglypuff joined a band? The audience passed out… again.

– Why did Ash get kicked out of the PokéMart? He tried to use coins from the Game Corner.

– What does Garchomp bring to a BBQ? Sharp steaks.

– Why is Ditto the worst liar? Because you can always see through his disguise.

– Why did Professor Oak hire an assistant? To remind him what his own research is.

– What’s the most forgetful Pokémon?
Wynaut? …Wait, what were we talking about?

– Why don’t you challenge a Lapras to a race? Because it’ll sea you later.

– What’s the first rule of Pokécomedy? Don’t use Self-Destruct.

– Why did Ash stop using Pikachu for battles? Because he was tired of being shocked by the results.

– What do you call a fancy Sandshrew? A Sand-gentleman.

– What did the ghost-type say to the nervous Trainer? “Boo… just kidding. Relax.”

– Why did Meowth get a desk job? He wanted to claw his way up the corporate ladder.

Rude Pokémon Jokes

These jokes have a bite, a sting, and just enough snark to make even Gengar raise an eyebrow. Not mean-spirited — just cheeky, roast-level rude!

– Why did your starter leave you? Even Charmander couldn’t handle that much cringe.

– Your Pokémon are like your Wi-Fi — Weak, slow, and constantly dropping out.

– Why did your Pikachu evolve? It saw your battle record and ran for its life.

– What’s your Trainer style? All bark, no Bite. Literally. Not even a Mightyena.

– You’ve got more flops than a Magikarp talent show.

– Even Ditto won’t copy your personality — he has standards.

– You’ve used 400 Poké Balls and still can’t catch a clue.

– When your Gengar laughs at your team… it’s time to rethink your life.

– You’re the kind of Trainer who thinks Splash is a finishing move.

– Your Pokédex entry would say:

“Easily distracted, rarely victorious.”

– Even your Snorlax left — and he literally never moves.

– If battling was based on looks… you’d still lose to Jynx.

– Your strongest move is “Uninstall App.”

– Heard you challenged the Elite Four.

They laughed… then handed you a Poké Doll.

– Your best Pokémon is a level 6 Caterpie named “Oops.”

– The only gym you’ve been to is a PokéStop at McDonald’s.

– Your Pokémon are so weak, they faint when the wind changes.

– When you used Growl, everyone thought you stubbed your toe.

– I’ve seen Zubats with better decision-making skills.

– Your battle strategy? Panic and pray.

– Even Mr. Mime won’t pretend to be you.

– You must’ve learned battle tactics from Team Rocket’s internship program.

– You use Ultra Balls on Bidoof and wonder why you’re out of money.

– Your backpack is full… of bad ideas and expired Potions.

– Your idea of a win is evolving your Eevee into Regretreon.

– That moment when your Rapidash runs from you — faster than your date last Friday.

– Your critical hits are like your texts: they never land.

– If being unoriginal was a type, you’d be Normal/Disappointing.

– Even a wild Psyduck wouldn’t follow you — and he’s permanently confused.

– You once lost a battle to a Magikarp. In a mirror.

– Your Trainer Card just says: “Oops.”

– I’d say “you peaked in Gen 1,” but you never peaked at all.

– Your evolution? Straight into awkward phase.

– Even your Pidgey doesn’t want to Fly with you.

– That Raichu didn’t run — it volted.

– Your Snorlax naps just to avoid your voice.

– You think Garchomp is a type of spicy sandwich.

– The only thing you’ve caught lately is L after L.

– You named your team “Dream Squad” — we’re all living a nightmare.

– Even your Poké Ball bounces back in rejection.

– The only Badge you’ve earned is the “Participation Ribbon.”

– Your best stat? Delusion.

– Nurse Joy asked you to stop coming in — your team’s giving her secondhand embarrassment.

– Even Team Skull said you were too cringe for their brand.

– When Arceus made you, He wasn’t paying attention.

Tell Me a Pokémon Joke

These jokes are delivered like classic set-ups — the kind of thing you’d actually say when someone asks, “Tell me a Pokémon joke!”

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
Okay: Why don’t Pokémon ever get lost?
Because they always follow their Trainer’s lead!

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
Sure: What did Pikachu say to his Valentine?
“I choose you!”

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
Alright: Why did the Gym Leader bring an umbrella?
In case of Castform changes.

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
Here’s one: Why did Snorlax become a therapist?
Because he’s really good at helping people rest.

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
Got it: What’s Ash’s favorite cooking oil?
Olive-you. (Wait… that’s not even a Pokémon. Must’ve been a Luvdisc joke!)

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
Classic one: What do you call a group of singing Jigglypuff?
A snooze-fest.

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
Ok: What happened when Charizard joined a yoga class?
He became Fireflexible.

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
This one’s for the kids: Why did Meowth start a bakery?
He wanted to make Pay Dough!

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
Here’s a spicy one: Why did Arcanine get detention?
Too many hot takes.

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
Sure thing: Why don’t Gastly ever lie?
Because they’re transparent.

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
Try this: What’s a Gyarados’s favorite coffee?
Anything strong enough to control its rage.

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
You got it: What’s Alakazam’s biggest fear?
A pop quiz without spoons.

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
How about this: Why did Pikachu cross the road?
To get to the other gym badge.

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
Okay: What’s a Trainer’s favorite type of math?
Addition… when catching new Pokémon!

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
Here you go: Why did Brock stop flirting?
He finally opened his eyes.

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
Try this one: What did the Pokéfan say when their plush arrived late?
“This is an Abra-calamity!”

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
Here’s a good one: Why did Psyduck bring a map?
Because he didn’t trust his own memory.

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
Alright: What does Pikachu use to brush his teeth?
Electric floss.

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
One more? Why was the Trainer nervous on their first date?
Because their heart was using Double Kick.

– Tell me a Pokémon joke.
Final answer: What do you call a Pokémon comedy special?
Stand-up Smeargle.

Pokémon Deez Nuts Jokes

A wild mix of wordplay and gotcha humor — these clean-ish “Deez Nuts” jokes are made for fans who like their laughs a little extra.

– Have you caught a Pikachu yet? Pika-deez nuts!

– You training with Brock today? Brock-on-deez nuts.

– Did you evolve your Eevee yet? Eevee-deez nuts!

– You like using the move Harden? Then you’ll love deez nuts.

– You gonna battle at the Indigo Plateau? Indi-go-deez nuts across your face!

– What’s your favorite Legendary? Articuno, Zapdos, Moltres… deez nuts!

– Did your Squirtle learn Hydro Pump? Yeah — it blasted deez nuts!

– You ever use Pokérus in training? No, but I caught deez nuts.

– Did you level up using Rare Candies? Nah, just grinding on deez nuts.

– Have you tried the Johto starters? Yeah, and I Chik-orita-deez nuts!

– Think you can beat my Gengar? Only if I Shadow Ball deez nuts.

– You got that TM I sent you? TM-seez nuts in your inbox.

– I heard you caught a wild Onix? More like a Wild-On-deez nuts!

– You ever been to Pallet Town? Yeah, Professor Oak gave me deez nuts.

– You gonna visit Saffron City? Saffron-deez nuts!

– You ever trade with Misty? She Water-Gunned deez nuts.

– You picking up that Poké Flute? Only if it wakes up deez nuts.

– You playing Pokémon Sleep? I’m dreaming of deez nuts.

– Is that a new Poké Ball design? Yeah — Ultra Deez Nuts.

– You gonna fight the Elite Four? First I gotta Elite-deez nuts.

– Your Slowpoke evolved yet? He Slow-bro’d deez nuts.

– You watching the new Pokémon movie? Yeah, it stars Deezachu Nuts.

– You learning Hidden Power? I already mastered deez nuts.

– You doing a Nuzlocke run? Yeah, and I lost deez nuts.

– You found a shiny? Yeah — in deez nuts’ sparkle.

– What’s your Pokédex number? #69 — Deezmon Nuts.

– You going to train in Hoenn? Only if I can Ho-end deez nuts.

– You like catching ghosts? Only when they haunt deez nuts.

– You playing with a link cable? Yeah, to trade deez nuts.

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These Pokémon jokes are sure to make you feel as if you just scored a critical hit of comedy, whether you’re a diehard Pokéfan, a meme lover, or just here for some laughs. From clean zingers to clever puns and cheeky jabs, this list proves that Pokémon humor is as timeless as a level 100 starter.

Remember: the best kind of Trainer isn’t just tough — they know how to laugh at themselves, too. So go ahead, drop one of these jokes in your next group chat or battle lobby. You’ll be the real MVP… Most Valuable Pun-ster.

Zack Hart

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Based in Alaska, I built this site for everyone who believes a well-placed pun can brighten a dull day.
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