Brew up some laughs—these witch puns are spell-bindingly funny! Perfect for spooky season or anytime you need a magical giggle, these puns are sure to cast a smile on your face.
From broomstick banter to cauldron cackles, this wickedly clever collection is a real witch-ful thinking treat. So grab your hat, hop on your pun-powered broom, and fly into some enchanting humor!
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Witch Puns Names
These pun-tastic names are perfect for your spellbinding alter ego, DnD character, or Halloween costume idea. Buckle your broombelts.
– Broomhilda von Punster is sweeping the competition.
– Call me Witchney Houston, because I will always hex you.
– Hagatha Christie: solving mysteries and stirring pots.
– Meet Elphaba the Fabulous—she’s green with envy and glam.
– Don’t mess with Glitch the Witch, she’s got digital hex appeal.
– Hexy Gaga has her paws up and a spellbook open.
– It’s Sabrina the Meme Witch—all sass, no class.
– Wand-ona Ryder stars in Beetle-booze.
– Hocus Brocus—for that sporty spellcaster.
– Introducing Salem Gomez, part-time witch, full-time diva.
– Hermoaney Danger, emotional spell-slinger.
– Malefishtent—evil with fins and flair.
– BeWitchoncé—casting formation spells.
– Twitch Hazel, for the streaming sorceress.
– Brew Barrymore stars in 50 First Hexes.
– Fangeline Spellie, for the vampire-witch hybrid.
– Scarlet Spell-hansson with a Marvel-ous aura.
– Cackle Jenner—because potions never go out of style.
– Abra-Cadabra Levine, she’s with you and your broom.
– Zendaya Moonstone, Euphoria meets enchantment.
– Broom-ra Wilson—for comedy cauldron queens.
– Wick-toria Justice serves teen sorcery realness.
– Mary Cacklin’, known for her eerie laugh.
– Phoebe Broomay, spellbound by Friends.
– Spelle DeGeneres, dancing into your dark heart.
– Eerie Spears, she’s toxic with her potions.
– Tina Feyreball, combining comedy with pyromancy.
– Wartney Portman, stunning and bubbling.
– Lady Caga, spells and steaks for dinner.
– Tarot Swift, always singing about her hexes.
– Potion Osbourne, crazy witch love.
– Snitch Minaj, spilling broom-tea and rhymes.
– Zendragon, for that ultimate half-dragon sorceress.
– Broomilda Bagshot, history and mystery.
– Agnes of Ghoul, she’s spooky and scholarly.
– Witchard Nixon, I am not a spell-caster!
– Cruella de Cauldron, fashionably evil.
– Meryl Spook, Oscar-winning enchantress.
– Wandora the Explorer, looking for new spellbooks.
– Witchie Smalls, if you don’t know, now you spell.
– Spellie Jenner, casting spells and influencing trends.
– Haggy Styles, broom-riding heartthrob.
– Hocus Poke-em, for the spell-bound gamer.
– Hexican Gomez, with Latinx witch flair.
– Halloweird Al, parody prince of potions.
– Wandy Newton, brewing trouble in sci-fi fashion.
– Broomah Thurman, with a vengeance.
– Maga-natrix, spellcasting with a sassy wand.
– Broom Raider, for the treasure-hunting witch.
– Witchard Simmons, he works that spellbook!
– Mystic Meg-an Markle, royal spells and drama.
Dirty Witch Puns
These ones toe the cauldron line — still clean but naughty wink enough for your inner grown-up ghoul.
– I like my brew like I like my lovers: hot, dark, and bubbling.
– My wand isn’t the only thing that’s magic after dark.
– She said, “Ride my broomstick,” and I thought, witch, please.
– Double double toil and trouble me later.
– That spell hit deeper than my late-night text regrets.
– You bewitched me… and now I can’t button my robes.
– You got me all tied up like a sacrificial ceremony.
– Don’t hex and tell, unless it’s a juicy broom tale.
– I felt a twitch — must’ve been your wand energy.
– I’m here to whisk you away—cauldron style.
– Love potion #69? Sounds dangerously sweet.
– I’m under your spell… and your enchanting thighs.
– Let’s mix potions… clothing optional.
– She brews it slow and sips it naughty.
– I need a man who can brew it strong and cast it long.
– This broomstick rides itself. Care for a test drive?
– Stir the potion slowly. Real slow.
– He’s got spell power… and wand skills.
– Want to see my wand collection? I promise it’s thick.
– This isn’t just magic—it’s full-body witchcraft.
– Let’s make some moonlit mischief.
– I’m all about witchful thinking… and wicked actions.
– Cauldrons aren’t the only thing steaming tonight.
– She left me hexed… and highly invested.
– I go both ways — light magic and dark desires.
– Love spells hit different when they include candles and consent.
– My spellbook has a “do not disturb” section.
– Your wand’s glowing. Excited for potions?
– You had me at “Let’s mix.” You lost me at “virgin potion.”
– That’s not moonlight, that’s post-hex glow.
– I put a spell on you — now take off your cloak.
– Witch please, this broom’s been places.
– Spellbound and down to hex.
– She’s 100% that witch, with a side of naughty.
– Don’t knock a love potion until you’ve tried it with tequila.
– Eye of newt? Try thighs of doom.
– Keep it cauldron, but make it spicy.
– Nothing scarier than a ghosted potion partner.
– Moonlit nights and textual spells.
– Don’t ghost me — you’re in my sacred circle.
– I’m not saying she’s easy, but she’s got an open spellbook.
– One-night hex or long-term covenant?
– Don’t trust a witch who says, “Just the tip of the wand.”
– Sexy and spellbound — the perfect combo.
– Forget love languages. I speak enchantment and eye contact.
– I like my lovers like I like my witches: mysterious, smart, and slightly unhinged.
– Don’t worry, I’ll cast a protection spell.
– Let’s ride… until the broom snaps.
– My love life? Just a series of bad spell decisions.
– I brew hard, but I love harder.
– She’s got that midnight moon energy—and I’m here for it.
Witch Puns for Instagram
These bewitching quips are perfect for your next spellbound selfie or Halloween photo drop. Add a little pun magic to your IG grid!
– Just a bunch of witchful thinking.
– Channeling big witch energy today.
– Witch better have my selfie.
– Slayin’ spells and taking witch pics.
– I’m here to hex your feed.
– Caught mid-broomstick ride.
– Spell yeah, I woke up like this.
– Not your basic broom bae.
– All dressed up and bewitchin’.
– Living la vida hex-a.
– Broom hair, don’t care.
– Curses, cuteness, and caffeine.
– Feeling witchy and wealthy.
– Just cast a selfie spell. It worked.
– Ghouls just wanna have fun.
– Casting looks and spells.
– Do no harm, but hex when necessary.
– This look? Totally potion-approved.
– Wand-er woman vibes only.
– Caution: Hex appeal overload.
– Coffee first, then curses.
– Serving hocus pocus realness.
– She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’ll put a hex on your face.
– Spell-cial delivery.
– Kissed by the moon, hexed by the stars.
– Don’t worry, I brought snacks and spells.
– Mood: Magical chaos.
– I’m a limited edition spell.
– Got that resting witch face.
– Currently hexing my ex.
– Wearing black like my soul.
– Unbothered, moisturized, spellbound.
– Feeling cute, might curse later.
– What’s brewing? Just me.
– A little witchy, a lot awesome.
– Selfie brewed fresh.
– Conjuring my best angles.
– Proof that potions work.
– Obsessed with this spell-lfie.
– Just broomin’ through life.
– This spellbook matches my nails.
– Live laugh leviosa.
– Too glam to give a damn (or a curse).
– Out of spells, still stunning.
– Witch goals: slay, hex, repeat.
– I woke up spellin’ cute.
– This filter is enchanted.
– Don’t scroll—you’ve been charmed.
– Witches be like: angle, light, broom.
– Not staged—just magically candid.
– This vibe is 100% brewed.
Witch Puns One Liners
Short, sharp, and spooky—these one-liners are perfect for zingers, texts, or any moment that needs a wicked twist.
– Witches get stuff broomed.
– I’m feeling spell-fish today.
– Never cross a witch with a wand in hand.
– Life’s better when you’re spell-aware.
– Hexes and blessings, choose wisely.
– My wand’s got unlimited data.
– Ghouls just wanna have hex.
– I’m just here for the brew.
– You can’t spell trouble without T-R-U-H-E-X.
– I’m not late, I was summoned.
– Cauldron’s calling—I must go.
– A day without witchiness is a day wasted.
– Witching is my cardio.
– I speak fluent incantation.
– That broom’s not street legal.
– Keep calm and cast on.
– My other ride’s a raven.
– Don’t try me—I have receipts and runes.
– You’ve got a little curse on your aura.
– It’s all fun and spells until someone melts.
– Witch, please.
– I’m on a liquid spell cleanse.
– Just brewed some drama.
– Do I look like I cast free spells?
– Stop trying to de-witch me.
– Sarcastic? No, just enchantingly blunt.
– Kiss me, I’m spellish.
– Potions are just soup with ambition.
– That’s not moonlight, it’s my highlight.
– I’m glowing because I hexfoliate.
– I’m basically a mood in robes.
– You can’t handle this enchantment.
– Made of moonlight, caffeine, and petty.
– I don’t argue—I spell it out.
– Spellbound and emotionally unavailable.
– I hex for a living.
– This vibe is 90% potion.
– Being witchy is a full-time job.
– I take my tea with toad’s breath.
– Normal is a spell I never learned.
– Born under a chaotic moon.
– Some witches ride solo.
– I came, I conjured, I slayed.
– Don’t curse and fly.
– Trust the wand you’re dealt.
– I’m on broom patrol.
– I laugh in witchcraft.
– Bat wings, not red flags.
– My patience is stored in a cauldron.
– Spelling bee champ, literally.
Witch Puns Captions
Need something wicked-cute for a costume, reel, or profile pic? These punny captions are short, snappy, and full of charm.
– Just here to hex and chill.
– Too witchy for your nonsense.
– Cauldron vibes only.
– Broommates for life.
– Witch way to the candy?
– Magic made me do it.
– Feeling bewitching.
– I’ve got 99 problems but a spell ain’t one.
– Dressed to hex-press.
– Spells & selfies.
– Haunting season is my season.
– Throwing curses, not shade.
– All trick, no treat.
– Conjuring confidence.
– This is my resting witch face.
– Glammed and enchanted.
– Just a lil’ hocus pocus.
– Lost my wand, found my vibe.
– Everything I brew is extra.
– Dressed like I own the night.
– Not your basic sorceress.
– It’s a full-moon mood.
– Casting cuteness daily.
– Kissed by chaos.
– Sweet but spellbound.
– Breathing fire (and sass).
– Making broomsticks blush.
– Baddest witch in the game.
– All eyes on my spellwork.
– Makin’ potions and motions.
– Manifesting… everything.
– Midnight glamor on deck.
– Channeling mystic vibes.
– Not haunting—just stunning.
– Moonlight in my pocket.
– More sparkles, fewer curses.
– Dark mode activated.
– Wand-erlust vibes.
– My cauldron, my rules.
– Raised by spells.
– This is my everyday cloak.
– Cursed with good looks.
– Broom up, buttercup.
– Every day is All Hallow’s Eve.
– Powered by moon tea.
– Haunted and hot.
– Got my spell-check on.
– Magic without apology.
– I glow under pressure.
– Ready to witch slap Monday.
Short Witch Puns
These bite-sized puns are short, snappy, and perfect for captions, stickers, or spooky speed-laughs.
– Hex yeah.
– Brew-tiful chaos.
– Witch vibes.
– Broom goals.
– You witch!
– Cauldron crushin’.
– Slay, spell, repeat.
– Witch-u up to?
– I bewitch you.
– Mood: Witch.
– Abra-ca-duh.
– Wing it, witch.
– Dark vibes only.
– Brew, baby, brew.
– Wand it? Got it.
– Potions & plans.
– Charmed, I’m sure.
– Spell out loud.
– Glow up, witch.
– Trick & treat.
– No hex given.
– Hocus focus.
– Wand-on fleek.
– Cauldron cutie.
– Coven ready.
– Witched it up.
– Midnight mood.
– Spells & sass.
– Brew-na fide.
– Crone & proud.
– Enchant-mint.
– Mystic AF.
– Witcher vibes.
– Boo & brew.
– Cloaked up.
– Spellbook snack.
– Toad-ally cute.
– Snitch please.
– Low-key Loki.
– Fear the flare.
– Hex-tra sweet.
– Broomin’ it.
– Witch flicks.
– Fangs for real.
– Eyeliner & hexes.
– Sip & spell.
– Just cursed it.
– Muggle who?
– Bewitch-ed!
Witch Puns Reddit
Inspired by the internet’s spooky side, these Reddit-style puns lean clever, quirky, and meme-ready.
– I joined a coven. Now I’m in a multi-spell level-marketing scheme.
– Just found a broom on r/witcheswithwheels — zero mileage!
– Why did the witch fail math? She kept multiplying spells.
– My familiar ghosted me — literally.
– r/AITA: Am I the hexhole for turning my ex into a frog?
– Found a spell for productivity. Still waiting on the update.
– That potion subreddit is toxic. Mods are total ghouls.
– u/BrewtifulMess just posted the best wand mod ever.
– I subscribed to a weekly spell box. It’s a little cult-y.
– Tried to summon motivation. Got a cat instead.
– WitchTok sent me here. I blame the algorithmancy.
– u/ToadallyWitchin just shared a cursed meme and I cackled.
– How do I hex backspace? Asking for a friend.
– Brewmaster69 said love spells are banned. Rude.
– That new moon thread? 10/10 cursed.
– Every spell post is like: “Not medical advice.”
– Meme: Witch starter pack — robes, broom, emotional damage.
– Hex: Press F to pay respects.
– Hot take: Cauldrons are just medieval Instapots.
– My potion failed because I didn’t read the FAQ.
– Rule 1: No blood moons after midnight.
– Witch problems? Reddit has a thread for that.
– Still waiting for that “how to summon snacks” post.
– New subreddit idea: r/BroomFails.
– Just got banned for “excessive wand flexing.”
– Everyone on r/WitchAdvice says my spell was mid.
– Witch hack: Add coffee to all brews.
– Found a scroll that says “404: Curse not found.”
– Witch 101 memes are elite.
– Don’t trust a thread with no broom pics.
– My cauldron glitched. Now I’m stuck in 1400s Reddit.
– Potion turned into soup. Worth it.
– “My cat walked across my ritual” — classic.
– Got hexed in the DMs again.
– Too many broom opinions in the comments.
– I made a meme. Now it’s haunting me.
– That subreddit was spell-shadowbanned.
– Scroll up, it’s cursed.
– Just cast a karma-boosting spell.
– r/MagicFails is the best for a laugh.
– My post was removed for violating spell ethics.
– Did I just join a Reddit cult? Possibly.
– Recipe said frog legs. I added chicken. Mods mad.
– Cast spell. Forgot ending bracket. RIP.
– They told me to “search first.” Found an ancient grimoire.
– I browse Reddit, therefore I hex.
– Every thread is like “not all witches…”
– I said “banish ex” but Reddit thought I meant “banish X.”
– You’re not a real witch unless your upvote ratio’s enchanted.
Clever Witch Puns
Looking for smart, sharp witch puns with a touch of brainy brilliance? This section’s got spell-binding wordplay and wit.
– Hexcellence is a habit.
– She passed her potion exam with spellendid marks.
– I’m a highly wanducated witch.
– The real curse is student broom debt.
– My broom ran on spell-efficiency.
– Conjuring cleverness, not just chaos.
– She’s a pun-witch-ionate speaker.
– Witchcraft: The original STEM field.
– A cauldron is just an open-source slow cooker.
– My spell didn’t crash—it just broomlooped.
– Every spell is run in cauldron.js
– She was cursed with IQ and eyeliner.
– I don’t do drama—I do theatrics and magic.
– There’s no app for spell-check.
– Don’t underestimate the power of pun-based incantations.
– Logic + chaos = witchcraft.
– That broomstick? Aerodynamically flawed.
– “Abracadabra” is Latin for “I got this.”
– Enchanté means “nice hex to meet you.”
– Witch Math: 2 frogs + 1 eye of newt = fireball.
– I did the spell backwards and summoned WiFi.
– Potions are just chemistry with style.
– Knowledge is power. Spells are shortcuts.
– Her spell had 99% uptime.
– The best witches read grimoire reviews.
– That spellbook? First edition. Flex.
– I don’t argue — I cite my scrolls.
– Spell coding is real. We call it EnchantML.
– I took Advanced Broom Mechanics in college.
– Mind over moonlight.
– I hex, therefore I am.
– You can’t spell “intelligence” without spell.
– Witchcraft is just soft science fiction.
– I once conjured a debate team.
– She’s got a Ph.D. in mystic sarcasm.
– Data-driven spells are 42% more effective.
– My broom has a solar panel.
– Brewing brilliance daily.
– Familiar with analytics.
– That curse? Ethically sourced.
– I log every ritual in Excel.
– Magical realism = my dating profile.
– Powered by curiosity and cursed coffee.
– Even my spells have footnotes.
– I once hexed a TED Talk.
– Wand logic > wand waving.
– That robe is vintage academic.
– I enchant responsibly.
– My crystal ball has cloud sync.
– I recast until it’s efficient.
Funny Witch Puns for Instagram
These pun-packed gems are hilarious, post-worthy, and designed to give your followers full moon FOMO.
– I’m 100% that witch — no filter needed.
– When life gives you pumpkins, brew a latte and levitate.
– Keep your spells short and your lashes long.
– Wand in hand, mischief in mind.
– Proof that black really is the new black.
– Just a witch, standing in front of a camera, asking it to love her.
– My hobbies include casting shade and potions.
– Basic? Please, I’m seasonal.
– Caution: May contain trace amounts of spell dust.
– Broom selfies hit different.
– Catch flights, not curses.
– That’s not eyeliner, that’s vengeful wing magic.
– Every day is broom-core season.
– This is not a costume. It’s my final form.
– Woke up and chose spell-violence.
– I lift—brooms, curses, and expectations.
– Dead but make it fashion.
– She’s beauty, she’s broom, she’s got potion perfume.
– Making Monday disappear.
– My cauldron brings all the ghouls to the yard.
– When you glow from within… and from the full moon.
– Just vibing on my crystal grid.
– I don’t dress up—I level up.
– If you’ve got it, haunt it.
– Spell me later. I’m busy.
– Keep your wand where I can see it.
– Cackling is cardio.
– Here to hex, not impress.
– Serving face and eldritch power.
– It’s giving… enchanted icon.
– This look cost one soul and two blood moons.
– Summon energy > Monday motivation.
– My outfit is made of 80% moonlight.
– One swipe and you’re cursed.
– I manifest better lighting and chaos.
– Lost in the potion aisle.
– Conjuring likes with this look.
– Flying first class on BroomAir.
– Bewitched, bothered, and bookstagrammed.
– Spellbound, but in a chic way.
– Posing like I didn’t just hex my ex.
– Dark glam > dark arts.
– Flawless by candlelight.
– This filter is enchanted AF.
– I do magic and memes.
– Moon-glow ready.
– Picture me spellin’.
– Enchanted to meet you, Instagram.
– Serving curse couture.
– Night glam unlocked.
Fun Facts About Witch Puns
This section brings you magical trivia wrapped in punny delight—fun facts so funny, you’ll wand-er why you didn’t hear them sooner.
– Most witches use spell check—some prefer Grammarly.
– “Double, double toil and trouble” was the first recorded potion slogan.
– Witches invented the first group chat: a coven.
– Crystal balls don’t lie—but they do occasionally buffer.
– “Witch, please” is an ancient expression found in medieval scroll memes.
– The original flying broomstick? Stick-shift operated.
– Cauldrons were the first slow cookers—minus the presets.
– Spellbooks are notoriously bad at auto-saving.
– The best witches are multi-spell-taskers.
– Moonlight is a free filter for witches—glow included.
– Familiars are just spirit animals with HR duties.
– Broom races were once part of witch gym class.
– Eye of newt? Actually just rebranded celery.
– Enchantments were early email drafts.
– The dark arts are basically advanced customer service.
– You can’t ghost a witch. She’ll just summon your texts.
– Frogs were the first emotional support animals for spellcasters.
– Cauldrons come in “basic,” “deluxe,” and “plot twist” models.
– Most witches have moon subscriptions—full, half, and chaotic.
– A group of spell-checking witches is called a grammar coven.
– Some spells require dance breaks. It’s in the fine print.
– Wand duels were the original subtweet battles.
– Magic hats were Wi-Fi boosters for old enchantments.
– Flying lessons included a mandatory winged eyeliner test.
– Coven drama? That’s called witchy business.
– Not all witches melt—some just emotionally evaporate.
– Potions taste better if stirred clockwise with sarcasm.
– Familiars double as therapy pets and delivery drivers.
– Crystal balls are often just Mood Rings 2.0.
– Witches invented the “quiet quitting” spell.
– Not all spellbooks bite… just the limited editions.
– Most curses expire after 30 business days.
– Flying broom traffic laws? Total chaos.
– Witchy cologne: Notes of sage, moon mist, and regret.
– Most witches carry at least one petty spell.
– Before Google, there was Witchipedia.
– Magic schools give out participation phantoms.
– Broomstick storage is a nightmare—ask any HOA.
– Wands are customizable—some come in rose gold.
– You can’t copy spells—Turnitin catches cauldron content.
– Potion labels now require ingredient transparency.
– Hexes aren’t always angry—they’re sometimes passive-aggressive.
– A witch’s hat doubles as snack storage.
– All witches own a robe, a wand, and at least one ex they turned into a mushroom.
– The best spells are the ones you don’t remember casting.
– Reversible capes? So 1600s.
– Witch humor is dry, dark, and moon-charged.
– The best spells start with “Hear me out…”
Cat Witch Puns
Because no witch pun collection is complete without the purr-fect nod to their feline familiars. These cat-astrophically good puns are spell-approved.
– Meowgical moments only.
– Just fur the spell of it.
– I put a hex on your litter box.
– Pawsitively enchanted.
– Stop hissing — I’m casting.
– That’s one purr-plexing potion.
– You’re one cool cat-witch.
– Whiskers and wands, baby.
– Purrpared for magic.
– That cat’s got claws—and spells.
– My cat’s familiar with chaos.
– Hex and snacks, stat!
– She’s got claw-verness.
– Witch kitty got attitude.
– This is not a costume, human.
– Paws off my spellbook.
– I knead you — magically.
– Cursed with cuteness.
– This familiar is fur real.
– Whiskered warlock in training.
– Don’t cross the cat — she’ll summon fleas.
– That tail? Enchanted.
– The only thing she hisses at is sunlight.
– Her fur is charged with lunar magic.
– No broomstick, just zoomies.
– Purr and hex combo: activated.
– You can’t spell meowgic without me.
– I don’t fetch. I bewitch.
– Cat-ch me casting spells.
– Mystic purrfection.
– This kitty claws back.
– Pet me… if you dare.
– That’s one spellbound tabby.
– My purring fuels your potion.
– Kitty got broom legs.
– Casting spells in between naps.
– Wands are just fancy lasers.
– Furry familiar, full-time diva.
– I do what I wand.
– Don’t make me summon the vet.
– Magical mischief managed — by paws.
– Spell naps are self-care.
– Broom fits two — if you behave.
– Born to purrform.
– Feline the power.
– Always lands on her paws… or spells.
– Catitude level: coven leader.
– The meowgic is strong with this one.
– Nap now, hex later.
– One purr, two curses.
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Well, if these 550 witch puns didn’t put a spell on your funny bone, we may need to summon reinforcements! From clever captions to cat-based cackles, this cauldron of wordplay has everything you need to enchant your friends, charm your social feed, and fly high on a broom full of laughter.
Remember, a little humor goes a long broomstick—especially when it’s brewed with creativity, sass, and spell-binding fun. Whether you’re a part-time punster or a full-time enchantress, these witch puns are sure to cast some smiles your way.
Zack Hart
Hey there! I’m Zack Hart, the pun-dedicated brain behind PunParade.
Based in Alaska, I built this site for everyone who believes a well-placed pun can brighten a dull day.
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